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Bowfishing is a gift from jesus to you. I’m your little chicago buddy.
imagine working for this nursing home resident and having to tell him how strong and energetic he is every day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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It rocks that the gestapo cannot handle a mom in pyjamas, their training did not prepare them for their true opponents
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s crazy you aren’t allowed to defend yourself against these monsters
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sometimes I don’t realize I am on the discover tab until it hits me
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
There’s always like one tree out here that thinks it’s too good to lose its leaves like everybody else.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me:
“Hey gang! 6-7 am I right”

Group of high schoolers: (mercilessly beating the shit out of me)
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I bet he workshopped this with his coworkers while driving around terrorizing immigrants in their $120K government owned Wagoneer
‘Racism is when you alert people to ICE’s presence’ - yard sign stealing guy. Honestly, we'd be embarrassed for him if he wasn't terrorizing our communities.

Hopefully, someone buys him a dictionary for Christmas!
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New CEO: “elephant in the room, our former CEO was shot dead in the street, how can we appear more like late 90s Will Smith?“
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
About every six months I forget how bad I feel after I eat at panda express and then I go back to panda express.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My au pair gave me my first throwing star and I’ve never looked back
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Smdh so much I have vertigo please help
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Your car doesn’t have T-tops? You must hate pussy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I love this thing it’s so fuckin’ heavy
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.

They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.

More updates TK.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
a dude plowing a dude straight in the ass to completion is the straightest thing that you can do in this day and age.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Garfield’s Christian name is Keith
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
another example of AI taking away jobs
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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everyone is 12 theory chugging along
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
X is pretty much the daily stormer at this point. A bunch of psychos posting videos of crimes and losing their mind about it
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games Catching Fire'
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM