Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
@tdickyb.bsky.social
Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your signed picture of Brandon Graham strip sacking Tom Brady and a copy of the communist manifesto
Look at what your hubris lost us, Howard. Should be cruising through these teams.
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Look at what your hubris lost us, Howard. Should be cruising through these teams.
Sweet Christ
Jared McCain played 30 minutes in the Delaware Blue Coats' 126-102 road loss against the Noblesville Boom. His line:
15 points (5-18 FG, 2-9 3P, 2-2 FT), 5 rebounds, 0 assists, 6 turnovers.
15 points (5-18 FG, 2-9 3P, 2-2 FT), 5 rebounds, 0 assists, 6 turnovers.
January 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Sweet Christ
Oh my god he’s going to throw another
January 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Oh my god he’s going to throw another
CJ. My guy. My friend. Stop throwing the ball.
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
CJ. My guy. My friend. Stop throwing the ball.
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Houston locker room at halftime
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Houston locker room at halftime
“Can’t have 5 turnovers and win” Guess what. Somebody has to win this game.
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
“Can’t have 5 turnovers and win” Guess what. Somebody has to win this game.
These boys are having an ass-off
January 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
These boys are having an ass-off
I think CJ Stroud might be…horrible?
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I think CJ Stroud might be…horrible?
Yeah that’s not what this is. Fuck off
a lesson for the kids: When you lose in life, blame everyone else but yourself!
By the way, the most unusual subplot of that Buffalo loss was Sean McDermott leaving the stadium, growing angrier, and calling his local media from the airport to vent. He's probably getting fined. He knows this. He did it anyway.
In other cultures, we call that principle and character.
Baller.
In other cultures, we call that principle and character.
Baller.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Yeah that’s not what this is. Fuck off
Hope Howie is sitting there, sick to his stomach, about wasting a year of this window. Completely avoidable.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Hope Howie is sitting there, sick to his stomach, about wasting a year of this window. Completely avoidable.
Patullo sucked but Sirianni and Roseman signed off on that stunad too. They’re just as culpable.
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Patullo sucked but Sirianni and Roseman signed off on that stunad too. They’re just as culpable.
Interestingly enough, it would appear the easiest way to unite Americans is to send goon squads into their neighborhoods to fuck up daily life. Who would have thought
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Interestingly enough, it would appear the easiest way to unite Americans is to send goon squads into their neighborhoods to fuck up daily life. Who would have thought
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CBS trying to squash multiple verified reports Ross injured himself by over-tightening the corset he wears under his Sailor Moon outfit
my sources are telling me jonathan ross’ internal bleeding was the result of wiping his ass too hard
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
CBS trying to squash multiple verified reports Ross injured himself by over-tightening the corset he wears under his Sailor Moon outfit
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Keifer Sutherland will not be returning in Avengers: Doomsday
Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after a dispute with an Uber driver
He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'
(via NY Times | TMZ)
He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'
(via NY Times | TMZ)
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Keifer Sutherland will not be returning in Avengers: Doomsday
Idris Elba needs to stop taking forms of mass transportation
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Idris Elba needs to stop taking forms of mass transportation
*walking into my usual watering hole, Whiskey Fridays*
What the fuck is this
What the fuck is this
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
*walking into my usual watering hole, Whiskey Fridays*
What the fuck is this
What the fuck is this
I only want one thing in my life and it’s a full blown, top of the line, trackman simulator in my house
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I only want one thing in my life and it’s a full blown, top of the line, trackman simulator in my house
The Bonilla Protocol
Craziest part of that newest Gelb Bichette article though is the idea that the Phillies at least partially considered a 20 YEAR CONTRACT for Bryce Harper in 2019
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The Bonilla Protocol
Puffing on only the finest of stogies in honor of Dilbert slaying his creator
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Puffing on only the finest of stogies in honor of Dilbert slaying his creator
Appreciate the heads up.
Scott Adams, the creator of the comic strip “Dilbert,” is days away from death, according to his ex-wife.
‘Dilbert’ Creator’s Ex-Wife Says He Has Just Days to Live
An ex-wife of the longtime Trump supporter says he will die within days.
trib.al
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Appreciate the heads up.
Maybe he’ll ***
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Maybe he’ll ***
*Watching a 40 Y/O get repeated traumatic brain injures on tv*
“I like that guy’s politics”
“I like that guy’s politics”
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
*Watching a 40 Y/O get repeated traumatic brain injures on tv*
“I like that guy’s politics”
“I like that guy’s politics”
The NFL desperately needs someone to advance the form factor of the guardian cap
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The NFL desperately needs someone to advance the form factor of the guardian cap
First team to break 8 points wins
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
First team to break 8 points wins
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