alarmist morisette
technicalsquirrel.bsky.social
alarmist morisette
@technicalsquirrel.bsky.social
I am not fun at parties, why do people keep speculating about this
The thing is, someone who is popular and followed by others doesn't need to "join an org".

Because they're not subject to your gatekeeping or constraints, they are out directly acting against ICE, while you sit in your apartment complaining about it.
This is what liberal Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social was posting when leftists blocked off an ICE jail in Portland for a full summer in 2018.

Now he's driving around alone doing stochastic self-entertainment passed off as "activism", because he's The Smartest Boy, far too smart to join an org.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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How much more in your face can it be?

"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Perfection.
ICE: "followed by will stancil"
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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God Bless Will Stancil, our most annoying soldier [laudatory].
ICE: "followed by will stancil"
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"Grok, please update the firmware on the load balancers to the latest version"
Did he not pay the server bill again, or did somebody just flip an off switch?
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
We're turning into Russia.
“BAD ADVICE.” Republicans are embracing a method to criticize Trump’s actions without calling him out

Blame advisers.

Threaten Greenland? Just “bad advice.”

Tariffs? “It’s not the president,” it’s Navarro.

Investigating Powell, credit card rates… List is long.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
'Bad advice': Republicans criticize Trump's policies without going directly at him
Republicans frequently say those around Trump are giving him "bad advice" as a way to disagree with his policies while avoiding blaming him.
www.nbcnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Translation: Trump has presented his extortion demands in return for not bombing Iran. The involved parties are figuring out who (if anyone) will pay it.
FT - Intense diplomatic efforts to dissuade Donald Trump from striking Iran, including communication between the Islamic republic and the US administration, have de-escalated tensions in the Gulf, according to people close to Arab governments. www.ft.com/content/df0c0833-5...
Arab governments believe US-Iran tension ‘de-escalated’
Moves of US military personnel and aircraft carrier keep region on edge
www.ft.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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The US will not need to invade Greenland militarily, because Europe cannot defend Greenland militarily.

The token European forces are being deployed to deter the US military with suasion, not force. They are a desperate appeal to Europe's many friends within the US military to fend off the worst.
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Hey does anyone else recall "ugh, VP tiebreaker votes are so partisan and divisive"
The Senate voted 51–50 against an effort to block Trump from further Venezuela military action without Congress’ authorisation. Vance broke the tie.
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Feast of the Ass - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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people keep being like “hey sorry for the beef last week/year/decade” and I cannot even describe to you how little you care about or even remember any internet beef when you see 50 cars full of masked paramilitaries roll into your immediate neighborhood every day. all is forgiven, fight with us
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Without opening the thread, you already know who it's about.
"absolutely refuses to back down under any circumstances" is, it turns out, an extremely useful type of guy in our current environment
January 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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If we still have a country worth saving in 2029 it’ll be because activists in Minnesota did what voters in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania refused to do
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Wear goggles, people! It's not much but better than nothing.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Sure. But but it was way better for your career, and the esteem of many of your highly placed professional peers, to be wrong about this and so many people were. They’re doing great btw www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/o...
Opinion | The Resistance Libs Were Right
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
We are all going to die.
Pete Hegseth: "We can no longer afford to wait a decade for our legacy prime contractors to deliver a perfect system. Winning requires a new playbook. Elon Musk wrote it with his algorithm. Question every requirement, delete the dumb ones, and accelerate like hell."
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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BONG
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Imagine like an $8000 wreath of White Widow bud with blinking green LEDs activated by a motion sensor that also plays "Sail On" by Lionel Richie.

ok I might be a little high right now.
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Yup.
JPM DESK: If a credit-card cap were implemented, “there would likely be a significant reduction in credit offered, .. so this would be a de facto monetary tightening. What would be the analogous number of rate hikes ..? I am not sure, but feels like it would be similar to multiple rate hikes.”
January 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Anybody remember how conservatives relentlessly mocked the phrase "if it saves just one child..."
Rep. Lisa McClain: "I think it's very very odd. So everyone in Minnesota is protesting ICE, who is actually trying to keep legal Americans safe. Why wouldn't those people be protesting the fraud in Minneapolis if they really care about their communities and children? Seems kind of upside down."
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I get off on a 57 chevy
I get off on a hungry ghost trapped in a jar
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Beautiful.
The Financial Times has mastered the art of shaming.

giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The problem is that no cop anywhere wants to die for anything. That's the entire problem. Traffic stop, ICE raid, martial law, whatever. Their priority is to keep themselves alive, the rest of us can get bent.
This is a bullshit answer. With very few exceptions the ICE guys do not want to die for this regime. Conceding the law to the imagined threat of violence is asinine. If “your” cops feel this way that’s their problem, too.

@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social
"The question that you're basically asking is, can our cops arrest them? From a legal perspective, yes. From a practical perspective...they have bigger guns than we do." That's where we're at.

Look out for @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social on today's Bulwark Podcast with @timmiller.bsky.social!
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM