alarmist morisette
technicalsquirrel.bsky.social
alarmist morisette
@technicalsquirrel.bsky.social
I am not fun at parties, why do people keep speculating about this
Soft men create hard times so they can seem harder.

Violence is the dumbest, laziest solution to most of society's problems. That's why the dumbest, laziest people let violence foment instead of the hard work of pursuing peace.
2/ nor can we forget Thomas Fugate, the 22 year old Trump campaign worked appointed as the lead counter terrorism coordinator at DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don't really care about being called an interchangeable term for Americans by people who don't really matter.

However I deeply resent being exposed to cringe, twee, in-group signaling without my consent. I have an eye condition, they get strained if I roll them too hard without a warmup.
it looks like crap and immediately antagonizes a good chunk of us. if that's your goal, carry on. if that's not your goal, consider "Americans"
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
Steve Witkoff helped Russia derail Ukraine’s access to Tomahawk missiles. He tipped off the Kremlin about Zelensky’s U.S. visit, giving Moscow time to arrange a call that convinced Trump to block the deal. Witkoff actively works against Ukraine’s defense, in coordination with Putin’s regime.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I was expecting Trump appointees to be evil and incompetent, but I really wasn't prepared for them to be such dumb jackoffs.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Noah Smith is the dumbest MF ever to walk on 2 feet. He isn't being improved by time.
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
MY PHONE SAYS UR A DOODY HEAD LOL LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
See also "fluent in sarcasm.". Suggests a fragile mind that conceals its weakness by demeaning others.
Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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You have to wonder if the strikes on the "drug boats" were just a way to test which generals would follow illegal orders wrt an undeclared war with Venezuela and weed out those who wouldn't.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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She linked a whole *article about it* pure cope
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Concerning!
Cygnal poll: ME Senate race at 49% generic Dem, 41% Collins. If she votes for ACA subsidies, race tightens to 45% Dem, 43% Collins, which is within the poll's 4-pt margin of error. #mepolitics www.newsweek.com/susan-collin...
Susan Collins gets new warning signs in Maine poll
Collins' positioning on Affordable Care Act (ACA) tax credits could be critical to her reelection next November, the poll found.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Elon, with a skull fracture, paralyzed from the neck down after getting sacked by a 350lb defensive end:

"heh heh, these suckers are giving me so much free quarterbacking data, they have no idea"
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
hey lefties, come get your boy
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
According to my BlueSky law degree, when a judge is "concerned", that means one of the attorneys is definitely going to be executed at dawn.
Comey hearing just ended. Govt admits 2d indictment never shown to full grand jury. Judge concerned. AUSA also admits DAG Blanche’s office told him not to disclose if previous prosecutors prepared a declination memo (saying why there was no case).
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm not an expert on bad court things, but this one seems... particularly bad?
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Knee-buckling report from Justice Dept sources. "[T]wo pastors close to Trump have given their approval.... One of the attorneys said part of the operational plan involves undercover ICE and FBI agents attending and documenting church security plans."

thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-tr...
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Time was if you talked to a woman like that in public a man would tell you what’s what.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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genuinely funny that like a year ago I was like well I guess I'll never have to hear about this Olivia nuzzi person ever again
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not sure if he's referring to Nuzzi or the NYT here.
My working theory is now that she tried to seduce Joe Biden and he politely turned her down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yeah TBH I'm more disgusted by the crimes against prose than any of the rest of it, if that's even possible.

These people are the new journalistic elite. Let that sink in.
Did they go to metaphor camp or something what is this?
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I have an idea for a new NPR human-interest segment called StoryWhore
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
How fluently they transitioned from "libs are waging War On Christmas" to... whatever this is.

Side question, are prices *really* that bad right now on slippers and stuff?
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM