Ted
@tedboothmain.bsky.social
politics & sociology undergrad | socialist | he/him
links | https://linktr.ee/tedbooth
links | https://linktr.ee/tedbooth
Gm bloomfies, another day to go towards the mountain
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Gm bloomfies, another day to go towards the mountain
Trust me bro I saw Bernie
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Trust me bro I saw Bernie
Not to be dramatic but being around Americans and their positivity is exhausting. I’ve saw 3 hi-fives over the most mundane of things
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Not to be dramatic but being around Americans and their positivity is exhausting. I’ve saw 3 hi-fives over the most mundane of things
(björk voice) hello iceland
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
(björk voice) hello iceland
honestly think jeezy peeps is my favourite scottish phrase
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
honestly think jeezy peeps is my favourite scottish phrase
I don't quite think companies understand how to make customers happy anymore. I called customer service trying to blag a cabin upgrade as a goodwill gesture.
Agent: "No if you want compensation upload your recepits to [url]"
It isn't just about the compensation, it is about the added stress.
Agent: "No if you want compensation upload your recepits to [url]"
It isn't just about the compensation, it is about the added stress.
British Airways cancelled my flight because of time slot congestion 🙃
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I don't quite think companies understand how to make customers happy anymore. I called customer service trying to blag a cabin upgrade as a goodwill gesture.
Agent: "No if you want compensation upload your recepits to [url]"
It isn't just about the compensation, it is about the added stress.
Agent: "No if you want compensation upload your recepits to [url]"
It isn't just about the compensation, it is about the added stress.
British Airways cancelled my flight because of time slot congestion 🙃
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM
British Airways cancelled my flight because of time slot congestion 🙃
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
Why are liberals shocked by these bombings? This is literally textbook behaviour by the U.S. They've been doing it since their founding.
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Why are liberals shocked by these bombings? This is literally textbook behaviour by the U.S. They've been doing it since their founding.
So they've kidnapped the leader of another country and western leaders are just... chill with it?
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
So they've kidnapped the leader of another country and western leaders are just... chill with it?
Thanks for the help packing fellas
January 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Thanks for the help packing fellas
i had my final english conversation practice lesson with a student (my first long-term one) today and it was quite emotional 🥺
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i had my final english conversation practice lesson with a student (my first long-term one) today and it was quite emotional 🥺
incredibly wild that we live in a country that the government gets you to upload your id in order to have a chug so as to "protect children" while simultanously shurgging as our social media overlords allow for their ai to create inappropriate images of children.
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 11:50 AM
incredibly wild that we live in a country that the government gets you to upload your id in order to have a chug so as to "protect children" while simultanously shurgging as our social media overlords allow for their ai to create inappropriate images of children.
in 3 days i will be within touching distance (an 8 hour layover at an airport in new jersey) to habibi zorhan.
manifesting my meet cute moment
manifesting my meet cute moment
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
in 3 days i will be within touching distance (an 8 hour layover at an airport in new jersey) to habibi zorhan.
manifesting my meet cute moment
manifesting my meet cute moment
my wife loves my little computer photo-generator!
no guys! I swear she loves when it beeps and boops her onto a beach having fun...
nooo of course I can't just take her to a real beach and have real fun.
why? I'm too busy fingering prompts into my UI-friendly program...
no guys! I swear she loves when it beeps and boops her onto a beach having fun...
nooo of course I can't just take her to a real beach and have real fun.
why? I'm too busy fingering prompts into my UI-friendly program...
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM
my wife loves my little computer photo-generator!
no guys! I swear she loves when it beeps and boops her onto a beach having fun...
nooo of course I can't just take her to a real beach and have real fun.
why? I'm too busy fingering prompts into my UI-friendly program...
no guys! I swear she loves when it beeps and boops her onto a beach having fun...
nooo of course I can't just take her to a real beach and have real fun.
why? I'm too busy fingering prompts into my UI-friendly program...
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@ everyone who misses Cameron and co for being “nice” tories
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
@ everyone who misses Cameron and co for being “nice” tories
A brief reflection on cringe culture and making sure to slay in 2026.
open.substack.com/pub/tedbooth...
open.substack.com/pub/tedbooth...
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
A brief reflection on cringe culture and making sure to slay in 2026.
open.substack.com/pub/tedbooth...
open.substack.com/pub/tedbooth...
simply by existing, fat baby seal, is doing something very special (giving me joy on a monday afternoon).
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
simply by existing, fat baby seal, is doing something very special (giving me joy on a monday afternoon).
Made an alt so I can be a silly guy
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Made an alt so I can be a silly guy
Waterboarded myself while washing the cat litter trays 🙃
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Waterboarded myself while washing the cat litter trays 🙃
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Veggies/Vegans: drop your favourite recipes, pls
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Veggies/Vegans: drop your favourite recipes, pls
Made it through my first semester of third year, there were definitely points where I thought I wouldn't
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
1/
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Made it through my first semester of third year, there were definitely points where I thought I wouldn't