Jessica!!!
@tehjessica.bsky.social
Being awesome. Black cats. ADHD. Purple with Black Stripe Belt in Goju-Ryu Karate. Kickboxing. Video games. Snoopy & Peanuts. Ghost stories. Genealogy. Biographies. The Titanic. Needlecrafts. The Mets. Married. 40. She/Her. San Antonio, Texas.
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Jessica!!!
@tehjessica.bsky.social
· Jul 15
You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?!
Oh how sad that I'll be at kickboxing during the president's address to the nation 😎
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh how sad that I'll be at kickboxing during the president's address to the nation 😎
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Nah bro, just everyone likes Snoopy so he's on everything because it's gonna sell. Easy
"For decades, Snoopy has been an ornament and plushie and clock. Now, in time for the Peanuts’ 75th anniversary, Snoopy is a slow cooker and an expensive handbag. He’s a doughnut and a fountain pen. He’s an office chair and an eyeshadow palette, an olive oil and ..." https://cnn.it/4pxJE13
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nah bro, just everyone likes Snoopy so he's on everything because it's gonna sell. Easy
In the green room prior to a webinar I was moderating today, I had two people telling me I would have a great voice for voiceover work. I'm a classically trained singer and my parents invested a lot of money in my voice, so I appreciate that. I've worked hard on it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In the green room prior to a webinar I was moderating today, I had two people telling me I would have a great voice for voiceover work. I'm a classically trained singer and my parents invested a lot of money in my voice, so I appreciate that. I've worked hard on it.
People should have less FOMO and more FOBI - fear of being included. It's for the best, really.
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
People should have less FOMO and more FOBI - fear of being included. It's for the best, really.
I don't even know what to expect from the Mets next season. But, maybe, just maybe a shakeup is what they need
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't even know what to expect from the Mets next season. But, maybe, just maybe a shakeup is what they need
Weird and creepy
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Weird and creepy
I mean valid, and I have decaf coffee, but rarely drink it. Caffeine is one of the best parts of coffee and decaf will always taste a little weird to me.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I mean valid, and I have decaf coffee, but rarely drink it. Caffeine is one of the best parts of coffee and decaf will always taste a little weird to me.
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Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
For a slightly belated birthday present, I'll be visiting a local farm with my family for a private tour and getting a chance to cuddle with cows. I love cows, so I'm so excited you don't even know! It seems like a lovely place, largely made up of rescue animals and they strive to be ADA accessible.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
For a slightly belated birthday present, I'll be visiting a local farm with my family for a private tour and getting a chance to cuddle with cows. I love cows, so I'm so excited you don't even know! It seems like a lovely place, largely made up of rescue animals and they strive to be ADA accessible.
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Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
As someone who has had several MRIs for various reasons, I've never heard of a routine preventative MRI for no specific reason. Must be something for rich people who don't need insurance to cover it. Also MRIs are long and boring. My ADHD butt would probably not get one just for funsies. Just sayin'
Surprise: The White House physician says Trump's health is "excellent," nothing weird about him getting a random MRI
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As someone who has had several MRIs for various reasons, I've never heard of a routine preventative MRI for no specific reason. Must be something for rich people who don't need insurance to cover it. Also MRIs are long and boring. My ADHD butt would probably not get one just for funsies. Just sayin'
I've managed to track down all the DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince albums except for Rock The House (their 1st release) by checking for them every time I went to the CD/Movie/DVD Exchanges in San Antonio. I might need to get that one online. I'm looking for albums from the late 80s & early 90s lol
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I've managed to track down all the DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince albums except for Rock The House (their 1st release) by checking for them every time I went to the CD/Movie/DVD Exchanges in San Antonio. I might need to get that one online. I'm looking for albums from the late 80s & early 90s lol
Just hanging out with a chupacabra nbd
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just hanging out with a chupacabra nbd
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
I never had pet insurance before until I adopted Gizmo. It became necessary with him because he does things like this on the regular lol #cats
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I never had pet insurance before until I adopted Gizmo. It became necessary with him because he does things like this on the regular lol #cats
I love when the days finally start to cool in Texas. I can actually hear my wall clock ticking and my desktop clock's second hand moving, and all the birds tweeting outside of my home office window because the central air is no longer constantly running and it's not cold enough for the heater. Peace
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love when the days finally start to cool in Texas. I can actually hear my wall clock ticking and my desktop clock's second hand moving, and all the birds tweeting outside of my home office window because the central air is no longer constantly running and it's not cold enough for the heater. Peace
This evening my husband, my brother and his family, and I will celebrate the time-honored tradition of "Too Much Cooking Has to be Done on Thanksgiving, so We're Having Dinner at Culver's Tonight." It's one of my favorite days of the year. Also yes, we have all of one Culver's in San Antonio, Texas.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This evening my husband, my brother and his family, and I will celebrate the time-honored tradition of "Too Much Cooking Has to be Done on Thanksgiving, so We're Having Dinner at Culver's Tonight." It's one of my favorite days of the year. Also yes, we have all of one Culver's in San Antonio, Texas.
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here you go 😉
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
here you go 😉
Ah, the inner workings of the narcissistic mind
He’s an idiot. A dangerous idiot at the head of a dangerous movement—but nonetheless an idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ah, the inner workings of the narcissistic mind
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SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
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Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
And no, they do not cause autism.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
And no, they do not cause autism.