TekNeex
@tekneex.social
When the Amazon driver incorrectly delivers packages to my house
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When the Amazon driver incorrectly delivers packages to my house
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y'ever feel so lonely you start emailing the Democrats back?
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
y'ever feel so lonely you start emailing the Democrats back?
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Sure I *could* talk to you on the phone for ninety seconds…or we can sort this out over hundreds of misinterpreted text messages and three months of broken email chains like adults
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sure I *could* talk to you on the phone for ninety seconds…or we can sort this out over hundreds of misinterpreted text messages and three months of broken email chains like adults
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The importance of this position cannot be overstated
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The importance of this position cannot be overstated
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I though this was Jimmy Kimmel, fr
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I though this was Jimmy Kimmel, fr
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
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Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.
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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
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TIRED: “I alone can fix it.”
WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
Trump trashes Obamacare in a new post. Funding under this law is the main dispute between the two parties in the ongoing government shutdown standoff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
TIRED: “I alone can fix it.”
WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
WIRED: “Do something Democrats!!!”
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Finish your food, there’s hungry kids in America.
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Finish your food, there’s hungry kids in America.
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i want someone to ask mike johnson "should we be worried that you are always learning the news at your own press conferences, which is exactly when you are supposed to be answering questions about the news"
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i want someone to ask mike johnson "should we be worried that you are always learning the news at your own press conferences, which is exactly when you are supposed to be answering questions about the news"
There’s alot of crazy things about being a blue dot in super-red area of FL but one that really amazes is these people with “don’t tread on me” bumper stickers and flags, who say “let the states decide” on issues like abortion and immigration, endlessly complaining about who is running for NYC mayor
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There’s alot of crazy things about being a blue dot in super-red area of FL but one that really amazes is these people with “don’t tread on me” bumper stickers and flags, who say “let the states decide” on issues like abortion and immigration, endlessly complaining about who is running for NYC mayor
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Q: "What's your reaction to Jesus telling you that you must *give* to the poor, not take away from the poor?"
MIKE JOHNSON: "I don't know any of the details of that yet. I'm just hearing that for the first time so can't really comment."
MIKE JOHNSON: "I don't know any of the details of that yet. I'm just hearing that for the first time so can't really comment."
Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Q: "What's your reaction to Jesus telling you that you must *give* to the poor, not take away from the poor?"
MIKE JOHNSON: "I don't know any of the details of that yet. I'm just hearing that for the first time so can't really comment."
MIKE JOHNSON: "I don't know any of the details of that yet. I'm just hearing that for the first time so can't really comment."
Pro-tip: News isn’t “breaking” if you’ve been talking about it on loop for 12 hours.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pro-tip: News isn’t “breaking” if you’ve been talking about it on loop for 12 hours.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Here’s my hot take on the New York City mayoral election:
I don’t live in NYC. It’s really just up to the New Yorkers who they want. 🤷♂️
I don’t live in NYC. It’s really just up to the New Yorkers who they want. 🤷♂️
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Here’s my hot take on the New York City mayoral election:
I don’t live in NYC. It’s really just up to the New Yorkers who they want. 🤷♂️
I don’t live in NYC. It’s really just up to the New Yorkers who they want. 🤷♂️
Moving to rural Iowa and opening a food bank named “Socialism”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Moving to rural Iowa and opening a food bank named “Socialism”
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Imagine the pressure of working in advertising these days. One wrong move and suddenly your commercial is responsible for the president of the United States blowing up a boat full of fisherman.
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Imagine the pressure of working in advertising these days. One wrong move and suddenly your commercial is responsible for the president of the United States blowing up a boat full of fisherman.
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But I was informed by the WH and some members of the media that Karoline’s Leavitt’s statement was taken out of context and this isn’t his main priority.
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
But I was informed by the WH and some members of the media that Karoline’s Leavitt’s statement was taken out of context and this isn’t his main priority.
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This is the most obscenely wealthy, grotesquely cruel, offensively under qualified and incompetent, outrageously & blatantly corrupt, callously indifferent, brazenly self-serving, shamelessly deceitful administration in our country’s history. A hollow gold-plated autocracy destined to collapse.
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This is the most obscenely wealthy, grotesquely cruel, offensively under qualified and incompetent, outrageously & blatantly corrupt, callously indifferent, brazenly self-serving, shamelessly deceitful administration in our country’s history. A hollow gold-plated autocracy destined to collapse.