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SJ Elkin
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* textiles * barn quilts * food * animals * gardens *
Brooklyn—>Detroit * renovating a 1924 Craftsman (Fullerton) excruciatingly slowly. she/her #CronesofAnarchy
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I consider myself a fairly patient person, but I can't listen to another second of this ridiculous, wheezing idiot. I'm done. Nothing he is saying aligns with anything that is really happening in the real world.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
thoroughly enjoyed this! Hundreds of Beavers 2022

link.tubi.tv/pkvyojO19Yb
link.tubi.tv
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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wouldst thou like to look lumpy in a deeply inhuman way
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Okay, there needs to be a Grammy category for this. And this needs to be the winner.
What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA?

This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺

youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
"MTG Has Broken Cover" - Marsh Family parody of "Billie Jean" by MJ about Marjorie Taylor Greene
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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this is your regular reminder that not only will the AI bubble pop at some point, it will take Elon Musk with it
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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First photo of Bolsonaro in prison
🚨👁 VEJA | Primeira foto de Jair Bolsonaro, o patriarca do soluço, como presidiário na PF.

📸 Gabriela Biló
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Genius
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:

“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I’m pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
yet again, I think there is a resister working on Wordle lol

Wordle 1,609 4/6

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November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Great idea!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Today,I am starting the process of changing my party affiliation from Democrat to Independent. My wife is doing the same. We have voted for Democrats for most of our lives, but can no longer tolerate the weak DINOs we have in Congress now. No Democratic Fundraiser should contact our house again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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the extrajudicial boat murders have become so prevalent they meet the official definition of serial killing
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
as soon as it gets cold, mousies try and set up shop in my 101 yr old house. Gumby saw one this am, and chased it not just under, but into the chair. By the time I get home going to find a dead mouse and a dissected chair. lol He’s an obsessive mouser. Good Boy! I can always get another old chair.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM