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Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑
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Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work. Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/bentaurvt Neocities! https://thebentai.neocities.org
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 1h
Fall [part 1/3]
A cartoon crow is looking up as orange, red and yellow fall leaves dance in tje wind around him. The crow is walking on the crunchy leaves, saying "what a perfect day!" The crow is marveling at how lovely all the leaves are, new seeing a stone in his path. The crow trips on the stone right on his face.
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bun.is.a.cutie.fyi
ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 20h
!!!
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 8h
whoa calm down
an old web sidebar ad. The cow from the Cow Tools comic is pictured with 2 of it's crude lumpy tools. Caption reads, MY FARMER IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want TOOLS. See my Prongler. CLICK HERE
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awaddlefullife.bsky.social
A Waddleful Life @awaddlefullife.bsky.social · Sep 24
Announcing:

🦆 A Waddleful Life 🐤🐤🐤

A sweet little game where you play as a duck raising ducklings.

Wishlist now on Steam!
#indiegame
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kryova.bsky.social
TURNED-TO-STONE-KRYO @kryova.bsky.social · 22h
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kraka.bsky.social
Kraka 🪶 〚DRAKON〛 🇸🇪 @kraka.bsky.social · 19h
Bye fat tits, we had a good run. But now it’s time for me to be free.

art by @/sumigahara
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thebentai.bsky.social
Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑ @thebentai.bsky.social · 1d
I was the nerdy kid that had an electronic address book/calculator.
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thebentai.bsky.social
Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑ @thebentai.bsky.social · 1d
Dallas?
Salad!
kothscreens.bsky.social
KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 1d
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 9
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 1d
Daddy - Gator Days
Daddy - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Daryl is serving a customer. He's just made him a drink and is handing it over. The customer's tab information is open at the register revealing his name is Kris Pun Name because Chris P. Bacon would have been too obvious. Daryl: Here's your drink. Kris (with a wink): Thanks, Daddy! Panel 2 Daryl (thinking): Daddy? Daryl is bewildered at this. Daddy? Why would anyone call him Daddy? He's not old enough to be a Daddy. Is he? What even is this? Panel 3 Daryl is at home in bed next to his sleeping husband. He's still obsessing over the whole Daddy situation. Daddy? Seriously? Really? Is he looking that old? Daryl (thinking): Daddy... Really? Panel 4 Daryl is watching the sun set and still feeling awkward about the whole Daddy thing. Where has his youth gone? He feels like he's still kid. Maybe he should ask his doctor about a colonoscopy. Daryl: Daddy... Dang.
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dagspambone.bsky.social
Dag @dagspambone.bsky.social · 5d
#Fakemon - Divergent evolution of Magnemite.

I learned a lot designing and executing this guy, I'm hoping I can do some more Fakemon with a fancy graphic like this in the future!
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thebentai.bsky.social
Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑ @thebentai.bsky.social · 1d
I’m already a “”prompt engineer””. It’s called spending the last 25 years beating web search engines into giving me the results I want. Now someone pay me 250k a year to use this “skill”. 🙄
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Corvus Twig @corvustwig.bsky.social · 1d
Did you miss last night's Corvids Creepers and Conspiracies? Well good news! There's another episode tonight with @lilithnox.vtubers.social at 7pm Central!

You can also watch last night's episode with @suzythesilkie.bsky.social here.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-i...
Corvids Creepers and Conspiracies - Episode 12 - with Suzy
YouTube video by Corvus Twig
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quest64official.bsky.social
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d
The meme face on the left says "thanks for changing my life" The quest 64 on the right says "drops you in with no tutorial beats your ass and then refuses to save without a controller pack"
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 1d
Hector Boyardi
katelynburns.com
Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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planeyboys.bsky.social
Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 1d
the 727 butt door #planeposting #planeyboys
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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 3d
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 1d
A Native woman giving the middle finger and it reads This Monday, don't forget: Fuck Christopher Columbus.
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fudoodles.bsky.social
Uncle Fu's Drawing Board 🔜 FURUM (comms open) @fudoodles.bsky.social · 2d
Early patreon preview over, let's horse around!

It is done, anthromaxx'd #umamusume , starring the anime's Mag-neigh-ficent 7. Each are individually done then compiled.

This is brought to by my patrons, who voted for & funded it.

Umare Musume, Uma Musuneigh?
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aaronflippo.bsky.social
Aaron San Filippo @aaronflippo.bsky.social · 1d
Can you add multiplayer?
impavid.us
🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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tank.bsky.social
Tank Bearclaw @tank.bsky.social · 1d
I’m doing some art with hot dogs, man
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izandra.bsky.social
Izandra 🔪🩸 @izandra.bsky.social · 1d
Seattle’s closer Andrés Muñoz is a super cat dad. His girl is Matilda and has her own IG account.
Muñoz pitching in Seattle’s navy and silver uniform. A photoshopped white Persian cat with a Seattle baseball cap sits near his back foot. A navy baseball mitt with an embroidered cross-looking white Persian cat and the name “Matilda” A navy baseball mitt with white kitty paws embroidered on it
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krinndnz.bsky.social
Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · Jan 2
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 671: "the real Bill and Ted"
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moomanibe.bsky.social
Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 2d
"Autodesk acquires Blender Foundation"
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🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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thebentai.bsky.social
Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑ @thebentai.bsky.social · 2d
Microsoft Copilot wrote the code.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
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Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 2d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 3d
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
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