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The Dark Rattler

@thedarkrattler.bsky.social

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Single Dad Wrestling 🤼 Boston sports fan Dog owner Believer of human rights Never turns down any opportunity to use a good pun Twitch: TheDarkRattler

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · Dec 20

If you see me going and liking posts of yours from a couple of days ago or older, it's because you're one of the people I follow who I rarely ever see in my feeds when I'm scrolling and I'm trying to correct that.

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 5h

You love to see it!

a woman wearing a black shirt that says ' bitch wizard ' on it

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 7h

This is fucking amazing

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 5h

Haven't heard from Tulsi in awhile

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 5h

If you see this post an AEW gif just because

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 7h

I have 1.2k followers. How? No idea. I was on Twitter for 13 years and before I deleted it I had about 320 followers. And I was actually trying to gain a following over there too lol. 🤷‍♂️

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 9h

Did they make sure he's a true free agent and doesn't have a non compete that no one knew about?

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 13h

a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 13h

Creepy how that's the same pose of that one picture (you all know the one) of Trump and his daughter, Ivanka.

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 14h

Haha this is great!

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 16h

There's a child pedophile in The White House that she and every Republican are covering up for. What she means is there are more Brown people on the streets that she and her goon squad haven't terrorized or kidnapped yet to fill their fascist fantasies.

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 17h

Beach Break from Bitches

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 17h

Some might say, what's in the Epstein Files is....quite explosive.

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 17h

I'm so very sorry 💙🖤

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 17h

Be Bryan Danielson as Hechicero instead

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 19h

When I saw people sharing that "You do you and I'll do what's best for my family" meme, I knew we were fucked. So many believing they could pick and choose what works best for them during a global pandemic all because they were too selfish to give up their Disney trips or be mildly inconvenienced

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 20h

So I am selling raffle tickets for my son's basketball team. They are $5 per ticket.
Some of the prizes are
$100 Visa Gift Card
$75 Dicks Gift Card
$50 Walmart Gift Card
Would anyone here be interested in purchasing any?
I would DM you my Venmo and mail you your prize if you win. #basketball

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 20h

Incompetence is what this administration runs on. That and blind loyalty to one man over the country.

Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 1d

BREAKING: Fiserv lost 40% of its value because the former CEO, Frank Bisignano, is a liar.

But Bisignano is Trump's buddy, so he can only fail up.

He's now in charge of your Social Security (and the IRS).

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

The new leaders of Fiserv gave investors a harsh reality check: The fintech company would never be able to hit financial forecasts set by its former boss.

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 20h

If we had treated them all as the traitors that they were, instead of just letting them go back home to rewrite their own history, we'd be in a much better place right now.

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 20h

Ooo that would be pretty cool! Or you could do a fishing them and lower the bags with a fishing pole?
Glad you've got plenty of help!

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 22h

Oh that's good!
I'm glad it's not going to deter you from doing your Halloween giveaways either. 💙🖤

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 22h

I hope you feel better soon!

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 1d

When will this nightmare end?
I'll still never understand how people thought Kamala Harris was worse than this guy.

Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'

The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 1d

Bunny just returned to wrestling a few weeks ago too.

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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 1d

The Pope secretly hoping someone gifts him authentic Expos and Whalers jerseys

The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh this sucks so much. I knew something was wrong when she landed last week. I hope she can have a speedy and healthy recovery. She was on such a role with this latest run too.