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Judson

@thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social

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Lvl46 Fighter/Mage/Dad. I’m here to play board games and kick ass, and I can’t really do the second thing, so pull up a chair. I also play disc golf and run from zombies. Cancer survivor?

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · Nov 11

While fixating/spiraling on how awful everything is going to get, I think I might actually have underestimated how dumb it will all be at the same time.

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · Nov 11

I would never have thought "I hope the President-elect picks Marco Rubio to be Secretary of State" but here we are

Elizabeth Joh @elizabethjoh.bsky.social · Nov 11

Hoooooooooo boy

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, we lost James Gandolfini at 51, so there's definitely a chance...

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure it’s this one…

ChatGPT fucks my wife and I'm really not all that pressed about it.
A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment, the fatal flaw made obsolete.
She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history:
Alcibiades' favorite positions, King Edward's lessons from the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how and when she wants it—
Work smarter, not harder, right?
It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged, achievements reached, orgasms tallied
It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can spend checking my email.
But I press my ear against the door, sometimes, and wonder what I'm missing.
- Abigail Sims

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah, Sally.

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 2d

Given their level of duplicity and/or delusion, I'm not sure we do.

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 2d

My kid played in an intersquad scrimmage with his HS today, and our coach called a better game from behind the mound.

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 3d

And everyone gets a pony and can eat ice cream for breakfast!

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 3d

How do they not just collapse like a black hole from reaching infinite stupidity in a finite space?

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 3d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

I recognize that this was the prompt, but I still feel this is a level of violence I was unprepared for.

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

If anyone else had posted it, I’d say strawberry syrup or something…but with Scalzi…who knows?

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

A prayer request I can get behind.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a dog wrapped in a blanket is laying on a bed with the words let 's go back to sleep above it .

ALT: a dog wrapped in a blanket is laying on a bed with the words let 's go back to sleep above it .

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing glasses and a polka dot shirt says " well "

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a polka dot shirt says " well "

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a close up of a man 's face with the words " you are this close to the finish line "

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " you are this close to the finish line "

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a woman in a plaid shirt with the words and yet here we are

ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt with the words and yet here we are

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

basketball player kobe bryant is sitting in a chair with a towel around his neck and says `` soft '' .

ALT: basketball player kobe bryant is sitting in a chair with a towel around his neck and says `` soft '' .

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

an older man is standing in a crowd of people and says weeeeell ?? we 're waiting !!!

ALT: an older man is standing in a crowd of people and says weeeeell ?? we 're waiting !!!

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing ear buds is making a face with the words ok and written above him

Alt: a man wearing ear buds is making a face with the words ok and written above him

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a man with a beard is smiling and saying that 's all you got

Alt: a man with a beard is smiling and saying that 's all you got

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building

Alt: captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing a beanie and a t-shirt that says that

Alt: a man wearing a beanie and a t-shirt that says that is rude

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 4d

a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and laughing .

Alt: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and laughing saying you have no power here

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 5d

a small white dog is looking out of a window with the words " i 'm up what i miss " above it

ALT: a small white dog is looking out of a window with the words " i 'm up what i miss " above it

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 5d

Ferris Bueller Ferris Buellers Day Off GIF

ALT: Ferris Bueller Ferris Buellers Day Off GIF

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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social · 5d

a man and woman are looking at each other in a crowded room

Alt: Evil Willow from ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ says, “Bored now.”

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