A.J. Ditty
@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
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Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com
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thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
Hey new followers! My name's A.J. and I'm an actor/playwright/ co-host of @worstpossible.world where my buddies @bosh.worstpossible.world and @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world and I talk about media and then I create interstitials that are deeply silly and sometimes sad. Mostly sad. Sometimes both???
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doctor1hundred.bsky.social
I subscribe to two podcast Patreons and now both of them have covered Into the Woods this fall (listen to both this one and Soundtracker!)
worstpossible.world
TWOAPW #210: INTO THE WOODS
@mattielubchansky.com and the lads grab their cow as white as milk, their cape as red as blood, their hair as yellow as corn, their slipper as pure as gold, and feed a potion to a rapping witch as they cover Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s 1986 fairy tale musical.
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dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
Nobody I'd rather gab with about the Wolf and his many, MANY allegations than the great @mattielubchansky.com
worstpossible.world
TWOAPW #210: INTO THE WOODS
@mattielubchansky.com and the lads grab their cow as white as milk, their cape as red as blood, their hair as yellow as corn, their slipper as pure as gold, and feed a potion to a rapping witch as they cover Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s 1986 fairy tale musical.
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theferocity.bsky.social
“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
defector.com
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
I wonder if this means the triumphant return of a certain dentist/oral surgeon/script doctor from Long Island...I wish...
worstpossible.world
We recorded for almost four hours with @mattielubchansky.com on the Stephen Sondheim musical INTO THE WOODS and on Wednesday you’re going to hear at least three hours of that conversation. See you then.
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tomharrison.bsky.social
Hey do you like @bosh.worstpossible.world from @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com? Do you want to see him do live comedy in Chicago in two weeks? Perhaps a stupid live bracket with @dono.bsky.social from Radio Free Tote Bag? Then you must go to GENIUS NIGHT Mon Oct 20 or I'll die
Genius Night poster.

Monday, Oct 20, 7pm
Cafe Mustache
2313 N Milwaukee Ave

Hosted by Josh Watkins
Feat
Tom Harrison
Joe Anderson
Josh Boerman
Donovan Eyre
Lynda Cortez
Sadie Lancrete
and Kevin Johnson with da news quiz
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malwaretech.com
I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
Working on getting my account back but follow me here for now. Proof of identity
Cheeni and Gendry
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pftompkins.bsky.social
This guy not wearing a mask makes him the bravest ICE agent and yet is still, like all of them, a pathetic bullying coward. Look at him grab Fuentes, who’s literally just standing there. Look at the hatred in his dumb face.
eric-reinhart.com
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
One of the funniest live readings I've ever been to in my life. Long live Gurgle, the moistest agent of chaos in fiction.
jeremykaplowitz.com
it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
www.youtube.com
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
What a joy to record this episode and talk at length about a movie that answers the question: "what if Treasure Planet was bad?"
failuretolaunch.bsky.social
New bonus episode! We were joined by @bosh.worstpossible.world and @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social to talk about 2000's Titan AE, a weird animated scifi movie that flopped so badly it killed Fox Animation. Available on the FTL Patreon at any tier!
www.patreon.com/posts/titan-...
Titan AE (w. Josh Boerman & AJ Ditty) | Failure To Launch
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berardbro.bsky.social
what if Bloodborne was an animated series?
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
May we all feel the joy that this cameraperson felt when they turned around to see the entire class behind them.
queersatanic.bsky.social
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
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spocksbrian.worstpossible.world
There's an evil version of Marisa Tomei named Warisa Tomei
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helldude.bsky.social
honestly this spectacle today makes me feel better. there's something very obviously physically wrong with trump, and these guys are all just clowns desperate for an audience to unicycle in front of. unserious
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seantcollins.com
If there's someone doing work out there on the fringes that matters to you, please let them know, because this world is going to tell them the opposite every day.
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
My youth theater production of Into the Woods looked at "It Takes Two", a song about a married couple falling back in love with each other, and decided the thing it needed most was an unblinking nightmare cow staring directly into the abyss.
A middle school production of Into the Woods. Center are the Baker and Baker's wife, wearing traditional fairy tale clothes and acting for their lives. Behind them is an actor in a cow costume, the expression of which can only be described as "god is dead and we have killed him."
thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
My boldest theory is he secretly thinks she was his real mom.
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thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
I died so many times to the barefoot lady.
ayshaufarah.bsky.social
New Ep of All My Maidens! This week Miles and I are joined by @rareandradiant.bsky.social and @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social to discuss Malenia, Blade of Miquella. Topics include: getting your shit rocked by a naked chick, eating ass, flow vs. stagnation, needles, and Aysha's Philosophy Corner.