theGlenn (Holiday Theme)
@theglenn.me
⚽️ Tottenham ‘til they kill me
🏈 Go Pack Go
📍Wisconsin, USA
💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24
We don’t do that here.
🏈 Go Pack Go
📍Wisconsin, USA
💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24
We don’t do that here.
The future of football.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The future of football.
It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized dad’s in the Santa suit and mommy’s not a floozy.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It wasn’t until I was an adult that I realized dad’s in the Santa suit and mommy’s not a floozy.
I think the thing I like most about being a Spurs fan is that it keeps you real humble. No lie I’ve been on a heater lately and this match is really putting me back into my place.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think the thing I like most about being a Spurs fan is that it keeps you real humble. No lie I’ve been on a heater lately and this match is really putting me back into my place.
Good golly . This match is so bad I might switch over to Wisconsin football.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Good golly . This match is so bad I might switch over to Wisconsin football.
I was only gonna have two beers, but god damn it Spurs, I guess I’ve got room for a third.
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was only gonna have two beers, but god damn it Spurs, I guess I’ve got room for a third.
What the fuck. I just turned it on.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What the fuck. I just turned it on.
This is weird. These people are weird.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is weird. These people are weird.
Defense sliders put down to 0 in the last few minutes of Brentford/Burnley
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Defense sliders put down to 0 in the last few minutes of Brentford/Burnley
Okay, so hear me out Tommy Franks…
Bayern now playing a 1-4-5 shape as they chase the winner against FCSP. Time not moving all that quickly.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Okay, so hear me out Tommy Franks…
Colonel theGlenn, reporting for duty in the Bong Army.
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Colonel theGlenn, reporting for duty in the Bong Army.
This kind of shit is why everyone hates the Philadelphia Eagles.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This kind of shit is why everyone hates the Philadelphia Eagles.
Garrett tells great stories. He’s humble. He knows his stuff. He’s pretty okay. Pretty okay.
I kinda like Jason Garrett as an announcer?
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Garrett tells great stories. He’s humble. He knows his stuff. He’s pretty okay. Pretty okay.
I kinda like Jason Garrett as an announcer?
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I kinda like Jason Garrett as an announcer?
A pre-7am Schlitz, as a treat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A pre-7am Schlitz, as a treat.
Which Spurs player is what American thanksgiving food?
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Which Spurs player is what American thanksgiving food?
Good morning fellow turkey roasters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Good morning fellow turkey roasters.
Dropping a dad joke on your father in law is an 11/10 feeling
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dropping a dad joke on your father in law is an 11/10 feeling
Love my tv advertising a pill that could potentially give me a fatal gooch infection.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Love my tv advertising a pill that could potentially give me a fatal gooch infection.
Today is sports horror. My two least favorite rivalries.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today is sports horror. My two least favorite rivalries.
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultraviolet shine blind forensics