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⚽️ Tottenham ‘til they kill me
🏈 Go Pack Go
📍Wisconsin, USA
💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24

We don’t do that here.
Anyone asks if you’ve seen me say no.
I’m going to pronounce it “Tooter” so I can make fart jokes with my five year old.
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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That took far too long. What I won't do, though, is level personal abuse at Frank. He was not the right fit for us and likely should never have been appointed but he's clearly not a bad dude and will likely get a good job at a club that don't have expectations as lofty as ours. No hate from me
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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I’ll say this right now, if we hire De Zerbi I won’t back him. I always try to give managers a chance, Graham, Mourinho, Conte, no matter their history, personality or playing style I support them at the start until they give me a reason not to. I wont be able to do that with De Zerbi.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Spurs play today.
a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt
Alt: Affleck staring into the void.
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It starts with finding lost dogs and becomes catching runaway slaves.
A good thread from a privacy hawk who's been raising awareness about Ring's surveillance and law enforcement connections for years.
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The horse would eat that chick in a second because horses are assholes.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Did I just accidentally learn that having a massive hog is a tactical advantage in ski jumping?
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Outsourcing the American taxi industry to the Philippines.
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
In my head, I’ve named this Spurs season “The Ruins of San Mamés.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“Step One: Renounce the grindset” he repeats to himself, as he signs in a half hour early for a meeting.
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Are all PTA fundraisers completely insane or am I the only person spending stupid money for breakfast with your teacher?
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My criticism is that he isn’t acting like the comparison is real. Stop this now before one more person has to suffer what Anne Frank did.
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Dems are starting so far back from what is needed that one of their demands is "warrants for arrests"

MOTHER FUCKER THAT WAS ALREADY REQUIRED
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:

DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools

"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
After a lot of thought and discussion with my family, I have removed myself from consideration for the position of Head Coach with the Cleveland Browns.
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I’m sorry Bill and Barack, but if all you got is penning strongly worded letters, I’m afraid you’re not the leaders for this moment. Go ahead and sit this one out please. There’s real stakes to this.
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Really weak attempt by Brady to convince us he’s not a robot.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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This is fantastic work by the Bucks 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Because of the postponement of the #Bucks game, the organization is donating the already prepared concessions & club food.

Per the team, “We thank Sojourner Family Peace Center and Hunger Task Force for their great assistance in delivering the food to shelters today.”
Because of the postponement, the #Bucks will have played just four home games in the month of January.

They head out on the road again tomorrow.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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The nerds want to take this from you and put football in domes. Stand your ground!
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Fresh new horrors! Come and get ‘em folks! Fresh new horrors here!
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Gotta admit GannonCam has a hell of a ring to it, eh @theunpackpod.bsky.social?
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I have 28 mutuals with this slop account and I'm not follow policing but like... why are you cooking your brain on this crap
AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.

They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 PM
If I’ve blocked/unfollowed anyone, it’s because there’s only one video of a person’s death I want to see, so if it’s not that one, see ya later and best wishes.
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM