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I don't think I've experienced anything more life affirming than my undergrad advisor - who has a PhD on 17th women who wrote plays never intended to be acted - who just told me she loves Bridgerton - both reading and watching.
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don't think I've experienced anything more life affirming than my undergrad advisor - who has a PhD on 17th women who wrote plays never intended to be acted - who just told me she loves Bridgerton - both reading and watching.
I got a migraine Wednesday night, had it all Thursday, took 3 doses of my emergency meds, took my last one this morning and it's still coming back.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I got a migraine Wednesday night, had it all Thursday, took 3 doses of my emergency meds, took my last one this morning and it's still coming back.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
I called for a refill and I'm OUT.
I'm in, essentially, a day long, important meeting at work. I can't deal with this.
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Boston's Paisani Food Truck has announced that they will give a free sandwich to anyone who presents a SNAP card at the truck during the government shutdown.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Boston's Paisani Food Truck has announced that they will give a free sandwich to anyone who presents a SNAP card at the truck during the government shutdown.
Been searching for an online alarm clock so I can be alerted to send messages on Zoom for work interview days. I finally found one and I can customize it.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Been searching for an online alarm clock so I can be alerted to send messages on Zoom for work interview days. I finally found one and I can customize it.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
Nobody should have let me on the internet.
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Best Picture 2025
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Best Picture 2025
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happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
happy for nyc or whatever but can we all appreciate that boston just had one of the funniest elections of all time
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No, but it gets SO MUCH FUNNIER THOUGH!!
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No, but it gets SO MUCH FUNNIER THOUGH!!
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
Josh Kraft (the son of the New England Patriots' owner) spent a RECORD amount of money on his primary campaign against Mayor Wu, just to get absolutely BODIED by 49 percentage points in the primary, lmfao.
I love this goddamn state. 🫡
Oh man the tea I learn just by googling my old job.
kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh man the tea I learn just by googling my old job.
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Something something stiff dick.
*Sips coffee*
*Sips coffee*
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Something something stiff dick.
*Sips coffee*
*Sips coffee*
Is it bad taste to be happy that someone who made the lives of so many people worse, miserable, and suicidal - and that's in America alone let alone the rest of the world - has died? If so I have poor taste, I have danced in my chair.
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Is it bad taste to be happy that someone who made the lives of so many people worse, miserable, and suicidal - and that's in America alone let alone the rest of the world - has died? If so I have poor taste, I have danced in my chair.
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movie bad guy who keeps racking his pistol while making threats in order to be intimidating and the protagonist gets super distracted by all of the unspent rounds falling on the floor but the bad guy pretends not to notice. then they kiss, idk
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
movie bad guy who keeps racking his pistol while making threats in order to be intimidating and the protagonist gets super distracted by all of the unspent rounds falling on the floor but the bad guy pretends not to notice. then they kiss, idk
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He outlived Cheney every moment they were alive.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
He outlived Cheney every moment they were alive.
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Dick Fight Island’s unexpected twist ending…
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Dick Fight Island’s unexpected twist ending…
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“To the last, I grapple with thee.”
Gentlemen, indeed I say!
Gentlemen, indeed I say!
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“To the last, I grapple with thee.”
Gentlemen, indeed I say!
Gentlemen, indeed I say!
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If Vegeta is fury made flesh, Goku is sensual joy weaponized. He laughs in the face of annihilation, not from ignorance but from a faith that the world can still be interesting.
His enemies become dinner guests, his battles rehearsals for transcendence.
He does not brood. He simply rises.
His enemies become dinner guests, his battles rehearsals for transcendence.
He does not brood. He simply rises.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If Vegeta is fury made flesh, Goku is sensual joy weaponized. He laughs in the face of annihilation, not from ignorance but from a faith that the world can still be interesting.
His enemies become dinner guests, his battles rehearsals for transcendence.
He does not brood. He simply rises.
His enemies become dinner guests, his battles rehearsals for transcendence.
He does not brood. He simply rises.
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I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
I... I've finished all of @courtneymilan.com books... what do I do?
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I... I've finished all of @courtneymilan.com books... what do I do?
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Gather thee round.
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Gather thee round.
Nothing like listening to a book you hate because a friend won't stfu about it, then finding a banger of a line and needing to write a poem about it.
I understand the cultural significance of Moby Dick and that the book is written like a convulsing sea, but fuck do I hate it.
I understand the cultural significance of Moby Dick and that the book is written like a convulsing sea, but fuck do I hate it.
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Nothing like listening to a book you hate because a friend won't stfu about it, then finding a banger of a line and needing to write a poem about it.
I understand the cultural significance of Moby Dick and that the book is written like a convulsing sea, but fuck do I hate it.
I understand the cultural significance of Moby Dick and that the book is written like a convulsing sea, but fuck do I hate it.
Rom com staring Rachel Weisz, Brendan Fraiser, and Kenau Reeves. It's a slapstick, heartfelt, ridiculous, polyamourous movie.
Take all the traditional BS of the rom com and throw it in the toilet and watch these three people be in love at each other.
Take all the traditional BS of the rom com and throw it in the toilet and watch these three people be in love at each other.
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Rom com staring Rachel Weisz, Brendan Fraiser, and Kenau Reeves. It's a slapstick, heartfelt, ridiculous, polyamourous movie.
Take all the traditional BS of the rom com and throw it in the toilet and watch these three people be in love at each other.
Take all the traditional BS of the rom com and throw it in the toilet and watch these three people be in love at each other.
Excel is one of the worst programs I've ever worked with.
October 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Excel is one of the worst programs I've ever worked with.
Happy National Poetry Day, here is the silliest poem I've ever written and will never be published:
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy National Poetry Day, here is the silliest poem I've ever written and will never be published: