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Jon Baker
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Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
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No one’s ever done this take better
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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“How does Galbor think electricity works?”

I dunno man he just tried seducing it
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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God help us if they turn into murderhobos

#comic #comicsky #dnd
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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oh HELL yes
January 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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cannot be overstated how much conservative ideology is almost identical to the worldview of a rapist
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:

What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Magic: The Gathering The Hedgehog
Improve a game title by adding "The Hedgehog" at the end
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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if i don't hear elected representatives say "abolish and prosecute ICE"...they are not going to like the versions of justice we as the people are going to come up with
Prosecute ICE is the new moderate position
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Bad things happening to bad people is my heroin
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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The CEOs lining up to say "actually we're in trouble if AI haters don't start using AI" is absolutely baffling to me why would you come out and admit that the haters are winning. Do you expect people to go "oh no not the poor CEO! I can't bear it. Better generate a really fucking ugly dancing cat"
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Fuck AI
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Pepper spraying people who have done nothing wrong is a crime. Pepper spraying *anyone* from 6 inches away should land you in jail for a long time.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
She oompa on my loompa til I doopity doo
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I’m really starting to think reality is a simulation and whoever is at the controls is doing that thing where you get to the end of a SimCity game and just set off all the disasters
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life and have experienced some major cold snaps but this is the first time I've heard about exploding trees.
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
April 9, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I know there’s probably a good reason for it, but it’s never *felt* right to me that

Red, Yellow, Blue are the primary colors

While Red, Green, Blue are the basic computer colors
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Oh No, It Turns Out This New Cup I Like Isn’t Dishwasher Safe And Must Be Handwashed: A Horror Story
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM