Elite Antifa Frogman (He/His/Ribbit)
@themightynarwahl.bsky.social
God could have given me good looks or lots of money, instead he gave me a smart mouth and a coffee machine.
Woker than a fifth espresso.
Medicare for all or we ribbit.
Woker than a fifth espresso.
Medicare for all or we ribbit.
Every dog owner thinks their dog is the greatest in the world, and with god as my witness, they are correct.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Every dog owner thinks their dog is the greatest in the world, and with god as my witness, they are correct.
I tried to come up with a snappy sign for protesting the ballroom and the best I could come up with was "Food not Brahms".
Sorry Brahms.
Sorry Brahms.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I tried to come up with a snappy sign for protesting the ballroom and the best I could come up with was "Food not Brahms".
Sorry Brahms.
Sorry Brahms.
We were coming father Abraham
Our republic to restore
We were coming father Abraham
But Schumer shut the door.
Our republic to restore
We were coming father Abraham
But Schumer shut the door.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We were coming father Abraham
Our republic to restore
We were coming father Abraham
But Schumer shut the door.
Our republic to restore
We were coming father Abraham
But Schumer shut the door.
I said it before and I'll say it again. Trans rights are the hill I will croak on.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I said it before and I'll say it again. Trans rights are the hill I will croak on.
Am displeased with the rumors being spread that Mamdani will impose Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Am displeased with the rumors being spread that Mamdani will impose Shania law. That don't impress me much.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Blaze your own trail. Stake your own claim. Become ungovernable. Don't just do as you're toad.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Blaze your own trail. Stake your own claim. Become ungovernable. Don't just do as you're toad.
You'll get these pronouns when you pry them from my cold wet flippers.
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You'll get these pronouns when you pry them from my cold wet flippers.
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
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this should be one of defining images of his second term, because its impossible to tell from looking at it whether he is too indifferent to care or too senile to notice
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
this should be one of defining images of his second term, because its impossible to tell from looking at it whether he is too indifferent to care or too senile to notice
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“What’s required in these situations is a few folks standing up and giving courage to other folks. And then more people stand up and kind of go, ‘Yeah, no, that’s not who we are. That’s not our idea of America.’” -Barack Obama
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
“What’s required in these situations is a few folks standing up and giving courage to other folks. And then more people stand up and kind of go, ‘Yeah, no, that’s not who we are. That’s not our idea of America.’” -Barack Obama
Shh. Eepy.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Shh. Eepy.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: The Chef, who sets the menus and makes the schedules, and the Sous Chef, who operate the kitchen in the Chefs absence. These are their stories.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: The Chef, who sets the menus and makes the schedules, and the Sous Chef, who operate the kitchen in the Chefs absence. These are their stories.
Feed the people!!!
HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Feed the people!!!
Where does he go from here? Does he just ride the subway off into the sunset?
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Where does he go from here? Does he just ride the subway off into the sunset?
Sandwhich thrower gluten freed!
...okay I'm done.
...okay I'm done.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sandwhich thrower gluten freed!
...okay I'm done.
...okay I'm done.
Hoist the flag Mateys!!!
Quick sketch on my break.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hoist the flag Mateys!!!
NOT GUILTY. Justice served hot and fresh! Jury not convinced by supercop hamming on stand.
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
NOT GUILTY. Justice served hot and fresh! Jury not convinced by supercop hamming on stand.
"8 cokes, two sprites and an iced tea please. We're going to need drinks to wash down this much baloney."
NEW: Sandwich guy jury has a note for the judge! What does it say? If it were me, I’d want to hear Lairmore’s testimony again, but read in a series of muppet character voices.
Good morning! Day 4 of the Sandwich Guy’s trial. He is finally wearing a suit (the rest of the week’s evidence suggests he seems to prefer pullovers in cooler weather). The jury has a note for the judge.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"8 cokes, two sprites and an iced tea please. We're going to need drinks to wash down this much baloney."
Am man can confirm.
Fixed
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Am man can confirm.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
. @mxlabradorite.bsky.social is helping me with a gofundme for my kitty, Smokey!
www.gofundme.com/f/smokey-and...
#FuckCancer
www.gofundme.com/f/smokey-and...
#FuckCancer
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
Defense: If the thing hits your guy like a soggy french fry, that's acquittal.
Ends by stressing that the jury doesn’t even need to figure out any of the verbs because the government can’t prove the adverb — not w/o the ability to inflict bodily harm. “Your gut should be telling you” (again, don’t think this one was intentional) “throwing a sandwich is not a forcible offense.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Defense: If the thing hits your guy like a soggy french fry, that's acquittal.