Nate
@thenatezone.bsky.social
Bi. He/Him. Host of Satan & Rainbows: bit.ly/42vD0vT
I've heard Quentin Tarantino hates sending me $20 on Cashapp
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I've heard Quentin Tarantino hates sending me $20 on Cashapp
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if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
Sorry I wanted to flip the script but the best I could manage this year was to flap the scrap. Not ideal but at least I didn't scrape the flape.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sorry I wanted to flip the script but the best I could manage this year was to flap the scrap. Not ideal but at least I didn't scrape the flape.
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Wrote about Deepak Chopra’s new AI model, AI guru slop, and how none of this is really shocking because we already turned spirituality into a commodity.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
This Was Inevitable
AI gurus are not shocking, we already commodified spirituality
houseofmirrors.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wrote about Deepak Chopra’s new AI model, AI guru slop, and how none of this is really shocking because we already turned spirituality into a commodity.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
I'm sure other '90s kids remember this promo. You HAVE to give it up to them for making each of these movies seem equally interesting and action-packed, which was absolutely NOT the case lol
youtu.be/RbfFHjpNKoQ?...
youtu.be/RbfFHjpNKoQ?...
Walt Disney's Studio Film Collection - VHS Commercial
YouTube video by VHS Commercials
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'm sure other '90s kids remember this promo. You HAVE to give it up to them for making each of these movies seem equally interesting and action-packed, which was absolutely NOT the case lol
youtu.be/RbfFHjpNKoQ?...
youtu.be/RbfFHjpNKoQ?...
Being a college student in the early '10s was a mixed bag. On the one hand social media hadn't completely ruined your attention span & social skills yet but on the other you had to hear 1000 ukulele covers of "I Can't Help Falling in Love" daily & you thought queer rep in media peaked with Buffy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Being a college student in the early '10s was a mixed bag. On the one hand social media hadn't completely ruined your attention span & social skills yet but on the other you had to hear 1000 ukulele covers of "I Can't Help Falling in Love" daily & you thought queer rep in media peaked with Buffy.
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I don’t get it, why does making art become unsatisfying when you remove the part where your brain works and is rewarded with a sense of accomplishment
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I don’t get it, why does making art become unsatisfying when you remove the part where your brain works and is rewarded with a sense of accomplishment
Transphobia seems to break people's brain in a uniquely catastrophic way.
I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes.
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Transphobia seems to break people's brain in a uniquely catastrophic way.
Soon it will be time for me to be annoying about the Albert Finney Scrooge movie from 1970. "He actually goes to Hell at the end of the Future segment! It's a really impressive setpiece" I'll say. Things like that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Soon it will be time for me to be annoying about the Albert Finney Scrooge movie from 1970. "He actually goes to Hell at the end of the Future segment! It's a really impressive setpiece" I'll say. Things like that.
I'm happy for Reg even though we often end up going out for the same roles.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'm happy for Reg even though we often end up going out for the same roles.
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
Jeff Pearlman about to reference the 1981 Kiss album "Music from 'The Elder'" in one of his sports biographies
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Jeff Pearlman about to reference the 1981 Kiss album "Music from 'The Elder'" in one of his sports biographies
It's not often I have strong secondhand embarrassment for a corporation but these Southwest commercials advertising assigned seating on their flights like it's something we've all been waiting for? 😬😬
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's not often I have strong secondhand embarrassment for a corporation but these Southwest commercials advertising assigned seating on their flights like it's something we've all been waiting for? 😬😬
Whatever consequences there might be for eliminating those little paper dividers from our packages of pre-sliced cheese, I will take them.
October 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Whatever consequences there might be for eliminating those little paper dividers from our packages of pre-sliced cheese, I will take them.
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Sha Na Na - "Mr. Bass Man" (1979)
YouTube video by Buttermilkjug
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"I don't understand how you can be such a worrier but still procrastinate all the time"
That's because you're an amateur who doesn't know how to worry with the big boys, I fear.
That's because you're an amateur who doesn't know how to worry with the big boys, I fear.
September 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"I don't understand how you can be such a worrier but still procrastinate all the time"
That's because you're an amateur who doesn't know how to worry with the big boys, I fear.
That's because you're an amateur who doesn't know how to worry with the big boys, I fear.
A Nosferatu/'Salem's Lot corpse-style vampire can have long fingernails. That makes sense. A recluse European castle vampire who grew them out? Fine. But you don't get retracting fingernails just because you have retractible fangs. Nails aren't bones, only teeth! You aren't Wolverine from X-Men.
August 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A Nosferatu/'Salem's Lot corpse-style vampire can have long fingernails. That makes sense. A recluse European castle vampire who grew them out? Fine. But you don't get retracting fingernails just because you have retractible fangs. Nails aren't bones, only teeth! You aren't Wolverine from X-Men.
A friend sent me a picture of Kate Bush dressed as a bat because they thought I would enjoy it. I wish it occurred to me to do spontaneous things like that for my friends because it was such a nice thing to do and of course I enjoyed it.
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A friend sent me a picture of Kate Bush dressed as a bat because they thought I would enjoy it. I wish it occurred to me to do spontaneous things like that for my friends because it was such a nice thing to do and of course I enjoyed it.
Supervillain pitch: Mister Mondegreen. He has the power to conjure weapons, allies, etc by mishearing what people say so the only way to defeat him is to overenunciate and speak slowly. Like if someone asks "What are you doing?" he goes "WATER?!" and summons a tidal wave.
July 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Supervillain pitch: Mister Mondegreen. He has the power to conjure weapons, allies, etc by mishearing what people say so the only way to defeat him is to overenunciate and speak slowly. Like if someone asks "What are you doing?" he goes "WATER?!" and summons a tidal wave.
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
Has anyone tried shaming the Christians for being so ideologically inconsistent? Maybe that will work! The problem could be that our state religion is being deliberately misinterpreted by a few bad actors.
June 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Has anyone tried shaming the Christians for being so ideologically inconsistent? Maybe that will work! The problem could be that our state religion is being deliberately misinterpreted by a few bad actors.
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What I’ve always dreamed of: no vaccinations for preventable disease and gray candy
The company tried to pull artificial coloring from some breakfast cereals a decade ago, but consumers then weren't having it.
Maker of Gushers, Lucky Charms and other brightly colored foods will remove artificial dyes
The company tried to pull artificial coloring from some breakfast cereals a decade ago, but consumers then weren't having it.
www.oregonlive.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What I’ve always dreamed of: no vaccinations for preventable disease and gray candy
I'm getting really into grayscale alcohol-based markers lately.
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm getting really into grayscale alcohol-based markers lately.