Pythia
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Pythia
@thepythia.bsky.social
Mankind will not destroy the Earth. Mankind will be here long after mankind has destroyed itself.
~ Hualapai Medicine Man

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Today is, “reach out and slap the living shit out of some asshole, who desperately deserves it” day
@lataco.bsky.social you’re up.
It'd genuinely be useful for LAins w/some time and a camera to go get some video to demonstrate Stephen's breeding partner's inferior intelligence.
Gavin Newsom publicly corrected podcast host Katie Miller over a factual blunder online.
January 6, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Move all of the spanish speaking people out of Venezuela, then deport them to El Salvador. MVGA
The “deport them all” crowd is just going to love this.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Someone want to tell this moron that Napoleon also thought he was invincible?
Trump: “We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security, and the European Union needs us to have it. And they know it.”

Where’s Congress?
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
It would be odd that americans rely on columbia to solve our problems, but at this point, any help is help.
Colombian President Gustavo Petro openly challenging Trump:
"If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me."
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Seems like another appropriate time to play this song. Remember when "W" started a war for oil? Here we go
again.
youtu.be/pojL_35QlSI?...
The Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice (Official Video)
YouTube video by dixiechicksVEVO
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
There’s a whole lot of rich white boys that are really pissed off that the price of cocaine just went up.
I have never heard the phrase “wrath of American justice” in my lifetime.

This person should not be in charge of the Department of Justice.
The US Attorney General confirms Maduro is being charged with "conspiracy to possess machine guns" - something Republicans usually call a constitutional right.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hi, I'm a teenager that stole my daddy's car and ran over a child in a park.
Hi, I’m driving blind in a snowstorm in a rear wheel drive Blazer.
Hi, I’m drunken domestic abuser.
Hi, I’m mother’s rapist boyfriend.
I could go on but no.
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Sir, are you ready to ace another cognitive exam?
𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴
Test results summary: He crayoned mostly inside the lines and was able to tell the difference between Stephen Miller and a hyena (on the third try).
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Cost of living will now be known as; cost of dying.
I spoke to a NYCHA leader in her 60s who told me that her ACA premium is more than doubling because Republicans refused to extend the tax subsidies for low income Americans.

As of tomorrow, she will not be able to afford health care anymore.

This is the GOP health care crisis.
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So, the White House will now be known as:
The White People's House
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ICE already had a job fair in Texas and paid hundreds of gun toting morons a sign-up bonus, only to have the majority of them quit after the check cleared.
Holy hell, they're gonna recruit real life toxic call of duty lobbies.....

If you dont play video games, theyre basically recruiting for the most toxic & out of touch people.

This is a purposeful choice to recruit people who won't care about illegal orders because they get to cosplay w/ a badge.
Exclusive: ICE officials plan to spend $100 million to recruit gun-rights supporters and military enthusiasts through online influencers and a geo-targeted ad campaign, part of what the agency called a “wartime recruitment” strategy to hire thousands of officers, according to an internal document.
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Her face is looking more and more syphilitic
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can't create a an army of Aryans if judges keep forcing the nazis to educate everyone.
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Anybody want a history lesson?
Salem Witches.
They weren't witches.
But an epidemic of accusations occurred because one person, with unusual sexual proclivities, lobbed accusations at an minority (also enslaved) to save their reputation and freedom. Sound familiar?
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Which resorts send spa employees to make "House Calls"? Maybe a hotel guest requests an in room massage. But the employee's safety would be put at risk by allowing that. So why else would Trump, or Trump's spa manager be sending young girls off property? Sounds like sex trafficking to me.
So, now we now, thanks to @wsj.com reporting, that Donald Trump's staff at Mar-a-Lago was regularly sent to make house calls, providing spa services to Jeff Epstein. It was common knowledge among staff taht he was a creep who exposed himself during those visits....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8co...
Jen Taub LIVE - Bombshell
YouTube video by Jen Taub
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Avatar 1 was amazing on so many levels. The easy comparison of the plight of the native people of the Americas is another reason to watch this movie. Forcefully moving an entire population of people, then repeatedly attacking them for being different is where we are. Again.
Imma be real with y'all

I can't watch Avatar 2 because I have no fucking clue who these characters are , so can't watch Avatar 3, and I refuse to rewatch Avatar 1 so I can figure out who is who in Avatar 2

Truly Unobtainium goals
December 31, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When you lay down with dogs, you get bit by fleas.
Byron Donalds, the Black MAGA candidate for FL governor who romanticized the Jim Crow era, now faces racist attacks from his white supremacist GOP primary opponent who has repeatedly called him a slave.
Byron Donalds faces racist attacks in Florida’s ugly GOP gubernatorial primary
The Trump-loving congressman is running for governor against an opponent who has continually referred to him as a slave. And he’s getting a taste of his own medicine.
www.ms.now
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
There will probably be a memo or EO stating that republicans can legally shoot democrats, for national security.
What do we need to make safer America? According to Donald Trump and Pam Bondi . . . more guns. So they're creating the DOJ 2nd Amendment Unit. No, I'm not kidding. Jumping on Substack live at 8:30 pm ET to discuss. Join us?
open.substack.com/live-stream/...
LIVE SOON: What do we need to keep us safer in America? According to Trump and Bondi . . . more guns.
Starting Dec 27 at 8:30 PM EST
open.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I haven't seen a Dyson yet that doesn't break in the presence of Australian Cattle dog shedding.
I don't usually endorse consumer products but I must say this new Dyson vacuum cleaner sucks even harder than Kevin Sorbo's acting career
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
How many people will call that cel number?
Here's evidence that Trump called Epstein twice in 2004.
#doj #epstein files
www.justice.gov/multimedia/F....
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Those files were likely buried with his ex wife.
It just occurred to me that some of the Epstein files were likely stored at Mar A Lago prior to the FBI raid.
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I can’t help but wonder if most of these maniacs are in the Epstein files? Look how easily some of them did a complete about face on their beliefs and professionalism.

Stephen Miller is a demon spawn. He wouldn’t be able to get close enough to a child, to be in the files.
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Can't wait to dance on that fucker's grave.
Should someone tell him who wrote “White Christmas” and where that person was born.
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's going to come out that Melania was one of Epstein's victims that latched onto Trump for the penthouse view.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM