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Least to most favorite:
5. Actuary
4. Dishwasher
3. Lawyer
2. Cart Attendant (the dude who gets your shopping cart out of the parking lot)
1. Catering Bartender
5. Actuary
4. Dishwasher
3. Lawyer
2. Cart Attendant (the dude who gets your shopping cart out of the parking lot)
1. Catering Bartender
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Least to most favorite:
5. Actuary
4. Dishwasher
3. Lawyer
2. Cart Attendant (the dude who gets your shopping cart out of the parking lot)
1. Catering Bartender
5. Actuary
4. Dishwasher
3. Lawyer
2. Cart Attendant (the dude who gets your shopping cart out of the parking lot)
1. Catering Bartender
Feels like a real missed opportunity not listing his pronouns as “He/Man”
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Feels like a real missed opportunity not listing his pronouns as “He/Man”
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it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
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Tulane is making its own 28 Days Later legacy sequel
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tulane is making its own 28 Days Later legacy sequel
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"start your own small business!"
"don't steal 47 vehicles from a Syracuse airport rental agency and rent them across Central New York!"
which is it????
"don't steal 47 vehicles from a Syracuse airport rental agency and rent them across Central New York!"
which is it????
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"start your own small business!"
"don't steal 47 vehicles from a Syracuse airport rental agency and rent them across Central New York!"
which is it????
"don't steal 47 vehicles from a Syracuse airport rental agency and rent them across Central New York!"
which is it????
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Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
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Really only one answer…
April 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Really only one answer…
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UHF (1989)
Se7en (1995) 🔉
Se7en (1995) 🔉
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
UHF (1989)
Se7en (1995) 🔉
Se7en (1995) 🔉
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This is perfect… @pablo.show is so right… we all need to Boo these politicians!
March 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is perfect… @pablo.show is so right… we all need to Boo these politicians!
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Just a very short note on the delightful MICKEY 17, goofy expectations, and the weird and lovely gifts of Bong Joon-ho. www.patreon.com/posts/123971...
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March 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just a very short note on the delightful MICKEY 17, goofy expectations, and the weird and lovely gifts of Bong Joon-ho. www.patreon.com/posts/123971...
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Old people have always whined that kids are too entitled and it’s like well guess who the fuck they learned that from, pappy
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Old people have always whined that kids are too entitled and it’s like well guess who the fuck they learned that from, pappy
My Panic? Widespread
My Mac? Fleetwood
My Duran? Duran
February 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My Panic? Widespread
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REACHER, THE LARGEST MAN WHO HAS EVER LIVED, KNUCKLES BLOODIED FROM A RECENT FIGHT HE CLEARLY WON BASED ON HIS LACK OF OTHER VISIBLE INJURIES: knock it off
SOME 5’8 TOWNIE SNOT WITH A PICKUP TRUCK: what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
SOME 5’8 TOWNIE SNOT WITH A PICKUP TRUCK: what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
February 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
REACHER, THE LARGEST MAN WHO HAS EVER LIVED, KNUCKLES BLOODIED FROM A RECENT FIGHT HE CLEARLY WON BASED ON HIS LACK OF OTHER VISIBLE INJURIES: knock it off
SOME 5’8 TOWNIE SNOT WITH A PICKUP TRUCK: what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
SOME 5’8 TOWNIE SNOT WITH A PICKUP TRUCK: what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
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As you can probably imagine it's been unfathomably difficult to keep this from you guys. I get to play in my favorite band of all time
February 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As you can probably imagine it's been unfathomably difficult to keep this from you guys. I get to play in my favorite band of all time
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
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Patrick Mahomes going full Keke Palmer on Tommy Tuberville is EASILY my favorite thing Patrick Mahomes has ever done and I desperately hope he doesn't backtrack in the next 48 hours.
Donald Trump praised Tommy Tuberville for coaching Patrick Mahomes. The QB doesn’t even remember meeting him.
“He did not recruit me at the time,” Mahomes said on Thursday. “I don’t remember if I ever got to meet him or not.”
www.inquirer.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Patrick Mahomes going full Keke Palmer on Tommy Tuberville is EASILY my favorite thing Patrick Mahomes has ever done and I desperately hope he doesn't backtrack in the next 48 hours.
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Favorite sign so far
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Favorite sign so far
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This tweet cracked me the fuck up until 5 minutes later when I found out it was factual
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This tweet cracked me the fuck up until 5 minutes later when I found out it was factual
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Yes scientists and doctors can get it right !
I was skeptical at first, but Bluesky really is a fantastic platform for scientists who want to engage in broader public conversations.
Thank you @bsky.app and @jay.bsky.team for this amazing resource!
Thank you @bsky.app and @jay.bsky.team for this amazing resource!
January 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yes scientists and doctors can get it right !
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.