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@thesasstransit.bsky.social

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Healing, bit by bit. Transmasc genderqueer (TMGQ). Certified sasshole.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · Sep 30

September 30 vs October 1 🤼🏻

Pro wrestler Skye Blue, wearing a backwards black baseball cap, long straight dark hair, a blue and pink top, black elbow pad, and black bottoms, with a wide, genuine smile.

Pro wrestler Skye Blue, with long wavy dark hair, black and blue eye makeup, and a sleeveless black pleather catsuit with a laced up front.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 9h

...but you digress.

Welcome, Taz!

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 17h

Pumpernickel*, toasted, with butter.

* also sesame, if pump's not available

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21h

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21h

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 1d

Portland right now.

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 18h

GIVE HIM A GAWDDAMNED GRAPHIC, TK.

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Black Sabre Jr. 🏆 @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 18h

All this bullshit because the president is a rapist pedo.

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 1d

Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Minnesota: ICE is now on the ground in NE Minneapolis. See thread. Stay alert everyone!

Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 1d

Thread on ICE in holland, Northeast Minneapolis the morning of 10/10/2025.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

My GPS insists it's pronounced "Charlottesville." My GPS is a big fat liar.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

I want that shirt as much as I want you to get a gawddamned graphic.

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 1d

“Let’s go to Portland!” Exclaimed Frog

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.

“We look brave,” said Frog.

“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a serious expression .

Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a serious expression .

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

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Photograph of Kenny Omega, a man with curly blondish-brown hair, sitting and looking intently at a smartphone. He wears a black tank top with a yellow stripe, black shorts, and pink and orange wristbands. Circular red cupping marks are visible on his shoulder. He has a serious or surprised expression.

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 1d

My uncle is an ex-cop turned pot farmer, this man just loves planting drugs.

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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 1d

From The New Yorker

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

I was hoping someone would say this. 🤼🏻

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

93173. The number that fucking REFUSES to leave my brainpan. Fuck off forever for that alone, Vince.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know what a Try Guy is, and, having read other skeets, I'll remain ignorant.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 1d

Been following @rocksolver.rocks since the AOL chat room days.

✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 2d

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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Rep. Ilhan Omar @repilhan.bsky.social · 1d

Day 9 of the Republican government shutdown.

Instead of negotiating to reopen the government, Republicans would rather raise healthcare costs and kick millions of Americans off their coverage.

Unacceptable.

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meg 🦋 @studentofsound.bsky.social · 2d

no spoilers but kota ibushi was stretchered out after a nasty fall to the outside during the AEW collision taping. hoping for the best always, it was a dream fulfilled to see you wrestle tonight. 🩷

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Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 2d

I'm still calling them (Pea)CockRunners in my head.

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 2d

DOO-BOYZ!

Sass Transylvania🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @thesasstransit.bsky.social · 2d

*fast squeeky sounds*