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White / Male / Straight / Cis / Ally Or Soyboy / snowflake / cuck depending on your point of view...
*buys pallet of beef Hula Hoops*
Time to stock up on Pom-Bears and Hula Hoops (just in case)
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.
June 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I've seen healthier corpses
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Here's a a map from 86 years ago when Elon Musk's antisemitic, racist grandfather (Joshua N. Haldeman) was a leader in the Technocracy movement, which favored replacing politicians with scientists and engineers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technoc...

Notice the northern & southern borders?
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I didn't exactly have high hopes for the next iteration of Nigel Farage's defence against allegations of racism, but even I expected better than 'I can't be a racist because Bernard Manning was on telly in the seventies'
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Setting aside the whys of Guiding and WI doing this and to what extent they're forced, it's now pretty beyond doubt that this is a campaign to deliberately render trans life in the UK impossible.
The article explicitly notes WI had had a trans-inclusive policy *since the 1970s*!
Seems there has been some co-ordination.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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If JKR is willing to destroy every women's and girls' organisation and institution in this country in her crusade against trans rights, make her fucking do it. Call her bluff. Full juridicial kamikaze. Show everyone how much these ghouls really care about women's and girls' spaces.
All these statements being made with "utmost regret and sadness" fundamentally don't change the fact that these organisations are all folding to appease one vexatious bigot because she has infinite money, instead of doing the right thing and sticking by their guns and ignoring the Supreme Court.
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Unfortunate juxtaposition…
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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150 > 100+

Always love it when racists get owned by the Twitter AI. Shame we don't see his crash out for being told that White Supremacists were worse.
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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British.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The AI bubble is starting to burst
October 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Hot take: the UK would be a MUCH better place if we deported the right un-British people.

The right-wing ones, I mean. Nazism is un-British, yes?

(Faragists out!)
September 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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During WW1 there was a rumour that aspirin caused the Spanish Flu. As I was writing about that last year I often shook my head in disbelief at the stupidity of our near ancestors. Seems a lot of people are still dumb enough to believe nonsense.
September 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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As promised: another LIMITED run of our Antifa miniatures shirt courtesy of SlowDeath Games. Only in the shop for a couple of days so nobody's waiting forever for these to arrive. Grab yours now, terrorists!
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

We’ve just seen this, by creator “Menapian” - a 4,998-piece set of the Great Exhibition (1851) Crystal Palace - complete with a bonus Megalosaurus and Ichthyosaur…

beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
September 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Gary Lineker gets his biggest cheer of the night by far from the audience for saying his award was for "speaking up for those who have no voice"

We know why Gary won.

Free Palestine.
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Feel like this little sob story *could* have mentioned that Boyne's Polari nomination came five days after he wrote a piece referring to trans-inclusive women as the evil wives in the Handmaid's Tale, "ready to pin a handmaiden down as her husband rapes her".

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
John Boyne says LGBTQ+ fiction prize backlash brought him ‘close to the edge’
Gender-critical novelist urges writers to re-enter prize they boycotted and may ask judges not to shortlist his novella
www.theguardian.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM