@thisisrochelle.bsky.social
On here, I'm a writer. I write things. Off here, I'm a CEO (really)
I think too much and talk a lot of shit.
If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams
🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶
I think too much and talk a lot of shit.
If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams
🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶
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ok Michigan I hear about your football program way too much and for reasons that have nothing to do with sports
NEWS: Security footage captured former Michigan co-offensive coordinator Matt Weiss minutes before he allegedly hacked college students’ personal accounts to steal sexually explicit photos and videos, an FBI search warrant affidavit alleges.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
ok Michigan I hear about your football program way too much and for reasons that have nothing to do with sports
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"I will catch you up with great regret, like when you have to explain death to a child or Mr. Beast to a parent." @joshgondelman.bsky.social is funny and you should subscribe to his newsletter. Also he's a good rebuttal to that old man ranting about current comedians
For this week's That's Marvelous newsletter I regrettably wrote a little bit about Bari Weiss (but also I happily wrote a little bit about dogs)! Read it here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/163-60-minut...
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"I will catch you up with great regret, like when you have to explain death to a child or Mr. Beast to a parent." @joshgondelman.bsky.social is funny and you should subscribe to his newsletter. Also he's a good rebuttal to that old man ranting about current comedians
It's not anyone's fault that he was born looking like undeveloped penis. He has no right to attack the Caribbean.
Imma need a Haitian Tantie and a Cuban Tia to step in... IYKYK
Imma need a Haitian Tantie and a Cuban Tia to step in... IYKYK
" Instead, internal reports suggest that the White House’s violent boat-smashing operation in the Caribbean was merely a backup plan when a potential war on Mexico fell through." A reckless, criminal administration. newrepublic.com/post/204619/...
Trump Is Bombing Boats Because Stephen Miller Wanted to Bomb Mexico
The White House insisted Donald Trump isn’t influenced by anyone when he sets policy.
newrepublic.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's not anyone's fault that he was born looking like undeveloped penis. He has no right to attack the Caribbean.
Imma need a Haitian Tantie and a Cuban Tia to step in... IYKYK
Imma need a Haitian Tantie and a Cuban Tia to step in... IYKYK
...and this is why I'm not good at flirting. If I don't want it, why would ask for it?
Well I’ll be damned. Flirting is intended to be just for kicks.
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
...and this is why I'm not good at flirting. If I don't want it, why would ask for it?
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Whatever is wrong with this man needs to be addressed by mental health professionals not military force
" Instead, internal reports suggest that the White House’s violent boat-smashing operation in the Caribbean was merely a backup plan when a potential war on Mexico fell through." A reckless, criminal administration. newrepublic.com/post/204619/...
Trump Is Bombing Boats Because Stephen Miller Wanted to Bomb Mexico
The White House insisted Donald Trump isn’t influenced by anyone when he sets policy.
newrepublic.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Whatever is wrong with this man needs to be addressed by mental health professionals not military force
Top Gun.
and whenever I think of Top Gun, I think of this:
and whenever I think of Top Gun, I think of this:
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Top Gun.
and whenever I think of Top Gun, I think of this:
and whenever I think of Top Gun, I think of this:
Dammit. I JUST switched over from Chrome last month.
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Dammit. I JUST switched over from Chrome last month.
I replayed that part three times. It was glorious
To the woman at about 37 seconds who fuckin drops that drunk girl and goes right back to her drink: may i apprentice with you?
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I replayed that part three times. It was glorious
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Delete those dating apps
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Delete those dating apps
Knowing that I'm TWENTY ONE years older than Karoline Leavitt and have not even a crow's foot is blowing my mind.
Nothing has been injected or altered. I don't wear sunscreen on my face (unless it's in my skincare/makeup).
But also, I'm not racist, homophobic, or a misogynistic fascist. So...
Nothing has been injected or altered. I don't wear sunscreen on my face (unless it's in my skincare/makeup).
But also, I'm not racist, homophobic, or a misogynistic fascist. So...
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Knowing that I'm TWENTY ONE years older than Karoline Leavitt and have not even a crow's foot is blowing my mind.
Nothing has been injected or altered. I don't wear sunscreen on my face (unless it's in my skincare/makeup).
But also, I'm not racist, homophobic, or a misogynistic fascist. So...
Nothing has been injected or altered. I don't wear sunscreen on my face (unless it's in my skincare/makeup).
But also, I'm not racist, homophobic, or a misogynistic fascist. So...
This description had me cackle LOUDLY
Women who didn’t think they would get a man always think somebody want theirs. Don’t nobody be wanting y’all fat ass ugly ass dingy ass poor ass upside down nail polish bottle body ass niggas BUT y’all.
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This description had me cackle LOUDLY
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he had chiari malformation as a kid, which is already so hard to find specialists for (most surgeons don’t do many decompressions). not only has his future been robbed, but this has diminished or altered the futures of all the people he could have helped a few decades down the line
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, a freshman at Brown, had a condition as a child that required brain surgery. The experience created an unshakable ambition to become a brain surgeon, his sister said.
He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
Brown shooting victim was pursuing dream of becoming brain surgeon
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, 18, was one of two people killed at Brown University on Saturday.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
he had chiari malformation as a kid, which is already so hard to find specialists for (most surgeons don’t do many decompressions). not only has his future been robbed, but this has diminished or altered the futures of all the people he could have helped a few decades down the line
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The fact that so many evil people live in this world and are THRIVING is something I’m still tussling with.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The fact that so many evil people live in this world and are THRIVING is something I’m still tussling with.
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I think it's bc romance for us tends to lie in the details and, in general, women are very thoughtful detail oriented people. We observe, we take note, we remember, we give indicators of that observation and recall. Them? On average?
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I think it's bc romance for us tends to lie in the details and, in general, women are very thoughtful detail oriented people. We observe, we take note, we remember, we give indicators of that observation and recall. Them? On average?
The child-free auntie with a great whisk(e)y collection, a spare room when it's not safe to go home, who gives off slightly witchy/healer vibes.
No one dreams of having a job & working. What's your dream contribution to the community?
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The child-free auntie with a great whisk(e)y collection, a spare room when it's not safe to go home, who gives off slightly witchy/healer vibes.
Walt is turning in his cryogenic chamber right now...
The studio has announced a landmark deal and $1 billion investment with OpenAI to bring hundreds of Disney characters to its generative AI platforms.
Disney's AI Slop Era Is Here
The studio has announced a landmark deal and $1 billion investment with OpenAI to bring hundreds of Disney characters to its generative AI platforms.
gizmodo.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Walt is turning in his cryogenic chamber right now...
Slow dancing in the living room song...
Back on your sooofa
Of course I still care
Love's never wasted
When it's shared mmmm
And although it's over
I'll always be there
Of course I still care
Love's never wasted
When it's shared mmmm
And although it's over
I'll always be there
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Slow dancing in the living room song...
Eric Adams gave Sean Combs a key to the city.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Eric Adams gave Sean Combs a key to the city.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
Call Olivia Benson and the SWAT team. Anyone going to this needs to have their hard drives checked.
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Call Olivia Benson and the SWAT team. Anyone going to this needs to have their hard drives checked.
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
Police: did you see a man matching this description?
Me:
Me:
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Police: did you see a man matching this description?
Me:
Me:
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“Blood is thicker than water.”
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
15. What is a common saying or proverb that you believe is actually misleading or untrue?
February 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Blood is thicker than water.”
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
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High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.
“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The enslaved man who popularised mac and cheese
The baked dish is one of the US's most popular foods, but its rise can likely be traced back to an enslaved Black chef who worked for Thomas Jefferson.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.
Turn it down.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Turn it down.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
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“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The enslaved man who popularised mac and cheese
The baked dish is one of the US's most popular foods, but its rise can likely be traced back to an enslaved Black chef who worked for Thomas Jefferson.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
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No is healing. Telling you what I KNOW.
Saying “no” is a form of self-care.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
No is healing. Telling you what I KNOW.