Thomas Rushton
@thomasrushton.bsky.social
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Classical double bassist - lots of chamber music, orchestral, and operatic experience - always looking for more musical fun; occasional oboist & cellist ditto. SQL Server DBA, working for Coeo.com supporting many clients and the team. Leeds, UK
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thomasrushton.bsky.social
"Everyone is a sysadmin"

Hmm. Not quite horrific enough.

"Backups? What backups?"

Damn, only three words.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
thomasrushton.bsky.social
And then go and buy the audiobook.

I can't read the dead tree edition without trying to put it in her voice, but there's bound to be so much missing.

Note to self: find a suitable audiobook thingie.
thomasrushton.bsky.social
The passion held by the author of A Passion for Passion - one @alicefraser.bsky.social - is audible in the latest @realmsunknown.bsky.social episode.

Listen. And get angry - not just for her, but for the other authors who have also been so afflicted.
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Is that the one with Doner meat, onions, and extra chillies?
thomasrushton.bsky.social
I went to two duvets last week... :-/
...but I refuse to take the blame for the weather.
thomasrushton.bsky.social
The fun VW? What, you mean Fantasia on a theme by Tommy Tassles? :-D
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Name and shame! (The orchestra, that is...)
thomasrushton.bsky.social
We're not cross at you, we're cross with you.

No, wait. That doesn't help. We're with you, cross? Also, not necessarily helpful. Buggrit.

Hopefully you feel less like this soon.
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Don't go giving them ideas.
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Wait, did I miss it? Again?
Reposted by Thomas Rushton
zomda.bsky.social
A lot of us have spent ages making sure computers give correct answers and it’s honestly pretty annoying that no one actually seemed to want that.
yeeeerika.bsky.social
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Yeah - last time I was in .nl, I tried speaking Dutch and was asked if I was German... *shrug*

Frankly, I'll take that. :-)
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Whereas putting it in Notepad is a serious "WTF, dude, seriously WTAF?"

Notepad. A lightweight text editor, cluttered up with Copilot. Ugh.
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Oh go on then. It's not as if I haven't just taken delivery of 11 novels by the one and only @cstross.bsky.social oh wait. (Laundry files vols 1-11, if anyone is that interested...)

John Who?
barristersecret.bsky.social
So apparently #TheCutThroatTrial is currently Amazon’s bestselling legal thriller, ahead of John somebody.

Nothing at all to do with #TheCutThroatTrial being half price today as part of some crazed promotion.

No siree Bob.

Anyway, exploit it here: www.amazon.co.uk/Cut-Throat-T...
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Imagine my surprise...
briangreenberg.net
For a while there, the news made it seem like like AI was going to swallow every job whole but the AI gold rush is hitting a wall.

⚠️ Big firm AI pilots are failing
🧠 Turns out, trust and expertise matter more than ever.

fortune.com/2025/09/10/a...
#AI #Cybersecurity #HumanSkills
'Human skills' are at a premium again now that big companies are backpedaling on error-prone AI | Fortune
AI adoption rate among large companies has dipped from a peak of 14% earlier this year to 12% as of late summer.
fortune.com
thomasrushton.bsky.social
I thought it was a wizard...?
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Ugh. Here, have a stripey sheep.
A photo of a sheep, except the sheep's body has been given extra shine and black stripes running diagonally down its length, making it look like a popular mint sweet - or, a "bah, humbug".  No?  Oh well, someone tried...
thomasrushton.bsky.social
Looking at the bass parts for the next Enigma gig (20th Sept, Chester). HOW MANY SLURS? How do I do this? HOW?

I've pointed this out to the MD, who's just replied with a smiley face reaction. *sigh*.

If you want to find out how I deal with this, come to www.tickettailor.com/events/enigm...
Extract of a piece of music showing two notes (with a couple of passing notes) joined by five slurs all in parallel.