Simon Thompson
@thompsonsimon.com
Intranets, user experience, and connected content. Mad for movies, the perfect 3-minute pop song, non-sequiturs and general silliness.
Also never gonna run around in dessert shoes.
London, UK
Also never gonna run around in dessert shoes.
London, UK
These things generate value for communities - as long as they aren’t imposed from above or done out of ego
Good fortune to you Wedge
Good fortune to you Wedge
I want (local) community projects.
I don’t mean tabletop sales and coffee mornings. I want to be involved with building, creating, doing. Projects funded by council, local businesses, and the community. Projects with goals, milestones, budgets.
I don’t mean tabletop sales and coffee mornings. I want to be involved with building, creating, doing. Projects funded by council, local businesses, and the community. Projects with goals, milestones, budgets.
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
These things generate value for communities - as long as they aren’t imposed from above or done out of ego
Good fortune to you Wedge
Good fortune to you Wedge
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AI artwork that's more HP Lovecraft via Grinch than Hallmark happy holidays
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
AI artwork that's more HP Lovecraft via Grinch than Hallmark happy holidays
Finally caught up with this. It’s always good to see internal communication being discussed as part of M365 community activities youtu.be/2c3tSHdf0cg?...
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Finally caught up with this. It’s always good to see internal communication being discussed as part of M365 community activities youtu.be/2c3tSHdf0cg?...
"We're sorry" is an abusive form of email marketing. It's an abuse of the relationship between customer and seller.
If I see "we're sorry" in an email subject, my expectation is the seller has made a mistake that might require my attention. That breach of trust is an instant unsubscribe.
If I see "we're sorry" in an email subject, my expectation is the seller has made a mistake that might require my attention. That breach of trust is an instant unsubscribe.
I see that it’s a resounding “no” from marketing copywriters across the land.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"We're sorry" is an abusive form of email marketing. It's an abuse of the relationship between customer and seller.
If I see "we're sorry" in an email subject, my expectation is the seller has made a mistake that might require my attention. That breach of trust is an instant unsubscribe.
If I see "we're sorry" in an email subject, my expectation is the seller has made a mistake that might require my attention. That breach of trust is an instant unsubscribe.
The second frame!
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The second frame!
Is that running Pindos?
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is that running Pindos?
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Honestly, I leave lots of space for my characters to think and talk about what's going on in their lives.
People (including fictional people) will always identify patterns in their own experience, even if those patterns can be a mite imaginary.
I let my characters tell me what patterns they're in.
People (including fictional people) will always identify patterns in their own experience, even if those patterns can be a mite imaginary.
I let my characters tell me what patterns they're in.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Honestly, I leave lots of space for my characters to think and talk about what's going on in their lives.
People (including fictional people) will always identify patterns in their own experience, even if those patterns can be a mite imaginary.
I let my characters tell me what patterns they're in.
People (including fictional people) will always identify patterns in their own experience, even if those patterns can be a mite imaginary.
I let my characters tell me what patterns they're in.
The thread you need on a Sunday morning
From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The thread you need on a Sunday morning
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Designers are always inventing new titles. Web designer, UI designer, UX designer, UX/UI designer, Product designer, UX/AI designer (???)
These are all the same!
As long as your work is mediated entirely by Figma and Jira, you are just a production artist. Here's how to get out of that racket.
These are all the same!
As long as your work is mediated entirely by Figma and Jira, you are just a production artist. Here's how to get out of that racket.
Without UX governance, your app turns to "sludge"
Break out of the feature delivery mindset and attend to the architecture and maintenance of the product.
productpicnic.beehiiv.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Designers are always inventing new titles. Web designer, UI designer, UX designer, UX/UI designer, Product designer, UX/AI designer (???)
These are all the same!
As long as your work is mediated entirely by Figma and Jira, you are just a production artist. Here's how to get out of that racket.
These are all the same!
As long as your work is mediated entirely by Figma and Jira, you are just a production artist. Here's how to get out of that racket.
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Never mind theology. In these hard times of algorithms, AI, franchises and merch, I would dutifully take scripts notes from His Holiness. In fact, I want him to run a studio.
bsky.app/profile/mark...
bsky.app/profile/mark...
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Never mind theology. In these hard times of algorithms, AI, franchises and merch, I would dutifully take scripts notes from His Holiness. In fact, I want him to run a studio.
bsky.app/profile/mark...
bsky.app/profile/mark...
And when you tell kids that was prime-time entertainment in your childhood…
The Shirley Bassey Show (10th November 1979). Les Dawson gives some of his favourite jokes another airing whilst Shirley attempts (and fails) to keep a straight face.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
And when you tell kids that was prime-time entertainment in your childhood…
An arms race ending in “just…one…more…agent…!”
Theory: Sam Altman doesn't want to replace human workers, in fact he couldn't give a shit. He wishes to get to a state of adoption where both sides of a process have to use LLMs to compete adversarially.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
An arms race ending in “just…one…more…agent…!”
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This is a cheap shot, and I can only apologise to everyone outside of the UK staring at this looking confused.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This is a cheap shot, and I can only apologise to everyone outside of the UK staring at this looking confused.
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Right. This is serious. 🌼🐝
Help me raise at least £1000 for the Bumblebee Conservation Trust by donating to my campaign to draw 1000+ bumblebees in as short of time as I can (around 3 hours)
If more than £1000 is raised, I'll draw #bees to match the amount.
www.justgiving.com/page/1000bum...
Help me raise at least £1000 for the Bumblebee Conservation Trust by donating to my campaign to draw 1000+ bumblebees in as short of time as I can (around 3 hours)
If more than £1000 is raised, I'll draw #bees to match the amount.
www.justgiving.com/page/1000bum...
August 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Right. This is serious. 🌼🐝
Help me raise at least £1000 for the Bumblebee Conservation Trust by donating to my campaign to draw 1000+ bumblebees in as short of time as I can (around 3 hours)
If more than £1000 is raised, I'll draw #bees to match the amount.
www.justgiving.com/page/1000bum...
Help me raise at least £1000 for the Bumblebee Conservation Trust by donating to my campaign to draw 1000+ bumblebees in as short of time as I can (around 3 hours)
If more than £1000 is raised, I'll draw #bees to match the amount.
www.justgiving.com/page/1000bum...
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Which brings me to the first law of form design:
→ Nobody wants to use your form
Because JIRA, like most digital products, is full of forms.
• Creating a ticket is a form
• Updating a ticket is a form
• Finding a ticket is a form
The truth is:
→ Nobody wants to use your form
Because JIRA, like most digital products, is full of forms.
• Creating a ticket is a form
• Updating a ticket is a form
• Finding a ticket is a form
The truth is:
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Which brings me to the first law of form design:
→ Nobody wants to use your form
Because JIRA, like most digital products, is full of forms.
• Creating a ticket is a form
• Updating a ticket is a form
• Finding a ticket is a form
The truth is:
→ Nobody wants to use your form
Because JIRA, like most digital products, is full of forms.
• Creating a ticket is a form
• Updating a ticket is a form
• Finding a ticket is a form
The truth is:
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So the point here is
Your customer service is shit, your products are shit, your banking is shit, TV is shit, well, everything is shit because as long as the share price increases, the company doesn't actually gives a fuck if the product or service is shit
Because they're making money
16/n
Your customer service is shit, your products are shit, your banking is shit, TV is shit, well, everything is shit because as long as the share price increases, the company doesn't actually gives a fuck if the product or service is shit
Because they're making money
16/n
a man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a bunch of money and throwing it in the air .
ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a bunch of money and throwing it in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So the point here is
Your customer service is shit, your products are shit, your banking is shit, TV is shit, well, everything is shit because as long as the share price increases, the company doesn't actually gives a fuck if the product or service is shit
Because they're making money
16/n
Your customer service is shit, your products are shit, your banking is shit, TV is shit, well, everything is shit because as long as the share price increases, the company doesn't actually gives a fuck if the product or service is shit
Because they're making money
16/n
Blue Riband, the choccy biccie of disappointment
Lee, 45 years ago, everyone in nursery turned against you because you 'stole' three boys' toy cars. It was me who took them out of their bags and put them in yours. You shouldn't have poured sand in my hair, stolen my Blue Riband from my lunchbox or called me Blunder Woman.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Blue Riband, the choccy biccie of disappointment
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This is Perplexity's attempt (I nearly needed oxygen after seeing this)
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is Perplexity's attempt (I nearly needed oxygen after seeing this)
So many wonderful photos in response to this post - I haven’t yet seen one disagreeing with Lynda yet
I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So many wonderful photos in response to this post - I haven’t yet seen one disagreeing with Lynda yet
I like this. Perhaps it is familiar and comforting, but
it feels like an approach that can get the right people and skills in the right place, while supporting organisational thinking and governance.
it feels like an approach that can get the right people and skills in the right place, while supporting organisational thinking and governance.
Build AI like software: with layers. Learn why your business needs a modular AI stack to scale, adapt, and stay competitive. buckleyplanet.com/2025/10/your...
Your Business Has a Stack. Your AI Should Too. – buckleyPLANET
Build AI like software: with layers. Learn why your business needs a modular AI stack to scale, adapt, and stay competitive.
buckleyplanet.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I like this. Perhaps it is familiar and comforting, but
it feels like an approach that can get the right people and skills in the right place, while supporting organisational thinking and governance.
it feels like an approach that can get the right people and skills in the right place, while supporting organisational thinking and governance.
Sharing this because it makes my heart sing
Very changeable weather. Waterfalls into the sea.
That all makes for rainbows.
That all makes for rainbows.
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sharing this because it makes my heart sing
Nice to see a lot of my grandmother’s Bristol mentioned in anything other than crime reporting
FICTION: “This small monograph was compiled by members of the St Philips Folklore and History Society in order to record that which would otherwise be lost...”
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precastreinforced.co.uk/2025/10/30/f...
FICTION: Local Legends
I’ve extracted the text from the booklet The Boiled Egg Lady and Other Local Legends of East Bristol which I found on an online auction site earlier this year. It doesn’t seem to have been reprinte…
precastreinforced.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Nice to see a lot of my grandmother’s Bristol mentioned in anything other than crime reporting
Churchill: we shall *prove* ourselves once again able to defend our Island home
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Churchill: we shall *prove* ourselves once again able to defend our Island home
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October 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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I was reminded today that I don’t need to know how, where, or if I will share whatever it is that I create, in order to create it. I thought I did, and it stopped me creating.
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I was reminded today that I don’t need to know how, where, or if I will share whatever it is that I create, in order to create it. I thought I did, and it stopped me creating.