Pants Shorten
@thornsby.bsky.social
God help me I'm rooting for Bo Nix
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
God help me I'm rooting for Bo Nix
No, we cannot do this discourse again.
Been trying to figure out how to distill their whole deal into one image and they just posted it on Facebook:
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
No, we cannot do this discourse again.
TIL paul mccartney did an MTV unplugged in 1991
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
TIL paul mccartney did an MTV unplugged in 1991
I'm starting players against the ESPN fantasy projected points total, AMA
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm starting players against the ESPN fantasy projected points total, AMA
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medieval interior design show for lower gentry made newly wealthy through some elite kidnapping and ransom called "christ eye for the knife guy"
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
medieval interior design show for lower gentry made newly wealthy through some elite kidnapping and ransom called "christ eye for the knife guy"
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10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me
25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience
35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me
25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience
35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
July 8, 2023 at 3:36 PM
10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me
25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience
35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me
25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience
35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
Thinking of a zoomer saying "they sold 🌽 in time square?" and getting incredibly mad
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thinking of a zoomer saying "they sold 🌽 in time square?" and getting incredibly mad
Studying the emotion wheel to bully more effectively
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Studying the emotion wheel to bully more effectively
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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The Big Mac is inferior to McDouble extra pickle extra onion no ketchup.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Big Mac is inferior to McDouble extra pickle extra onion no ketchup.
It's important to remember the Green Bay Packers are ontologically evil
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It's important to remember the Green Bay Packers are ontologically evil
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Reposts on this are appreciated, BTW. There is no marketing budget.
I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
SECRET PROJECT REVEALED
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposts on this are appreciated, BTW. There is no marketing budget.
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i just learned that my piece, Collagen sits on a throne of lies, was picked as a notable selection in Best American Science and Nature writing 2025! my haters are blue in the face to see a humble blog receive among the highest honors a science piece can get!
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The Best American Science and Nature Writing 2025
“The best science and nature writing—which these stories represent—reminds us of the wide world and our connection to it, and the multitude of ways we make ...
www.harpercollins.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i just learned that my piece, Collagen sits on a throne of lies, was picked as a notable selection in Best American Science and Nature writing 2025! my haters are blue in the face to see a humble blog receive among the highest honors a science piece can get!
www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
Fact: Telephone line is actually the best ELO song.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fact: Telephone line is actually the best ELO song.
ELO is the final boss of classic rock
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ELO is the final boss of classic rock
Is Smooth by Rob Thomas ft. Carlos Santana the end of the 90s?
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is Smooth by Rob Thomas ft. Carlos Santana the end of the 90s?
The PDF, their strategy is unreadable
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The PDF, their strategy is unreadable
Our Cronkite
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Our Cronkite
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
There are good condiments and evil condiments.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
There are good condiments and evil condiments.
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My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer
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my brain refuses to accept the bears record. every time i look at the screen and see it i am surprised all over again
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my brain refuses to accept the bears record. every time i look at the screen and see it i am surprised all over again
Explaining the down 2 scores go for 2 analytics to my dog until he bites me in the forearm
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Explaining the down 2 scores go for 2 analytics to my dog until he bites me in the forearm
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(Sirianni was right going for 2)
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
(Sirianni was right going for 2)