Mr. Mzkn
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Mr. Mzkn
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cross-circuiting to B
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible

🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 AM
ever get so annoyed that you can't stop the insults

like you were mining for funny and you found a whole vein
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
this is also an excellent takedown of linguistic prescriptivism

seriously, if somebody ever responds to your argument by telling you that sentences don't end with prepositions or some shit like that, quote this before you spit on the ground
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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rolling into 2026...
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
her husband is being sworn in as the first (like six different characteristics) mayor of one of the Great Cities of Earth

how dare she dress up
"Oh you think you like him now? Well HERE'S his HOT WIFE and close-up on her sexy leather boots, checkmate LIBERALS"
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
if you see this, post a random image from your device
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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hello! do you like supporting independent bookstores? would you like a 20% discount on all books, including preorders? good news: oblong's annual new year's sale is today!

go get your books at a discount and give my staff some work to do: oblongbooks.com
a cartoon of a wizard holding a wand and a purple pot
Alt: Merlin from The Sword in the Stone waves a wand and lowers books into a purple bag.
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
DO NOT USE US MAIL to return your ballot, anywhere in the United States. Drop boxes ONLY. You know why.
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
looking for an ashcan outside Lincoln Center during intermission from King Lear

rounded a pillar and ran into (who I thought then and later confirmed were) Leelee Sobieski and Sean Lennon shall we say taking a moment to themselves

and they looked positively terrified so I put out my smoke and RAN
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That yeoman has no coffee because hers is back in the mess, because yeoman

Spock has no coffee because he has no need for it and it does not agree with his Vulcan physiology (tummy)

Uhura has no coffee because Uhura has only one gear and it's GO
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
NOPE. FUCK YOU IF YOU OPPOSE THIS. This is an anti-cheating measure that we've demonstrated we need and never more than in the past few years and if your hand hurting from doing work keeps you from a law degree, YOU DO NOT DESERVE ONE. Get out of that seat and give it to a real student.
Does anyone else bristle at this framing? WSJ says blue books are “torturing” students with hand cramps, and “nobody likes them.”

Listen, students have been outsourcing everything to AI and cheating their way through college. Blue books should be celebrated as a return to authentic human learning.
They Were Every Student’s Worst Nightmare. Now Blue Books Are Back.
Cheating with ChatGPT has become a huge problem for colleges. The solution is painfully old-school.
www.wsj.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have wanted a director's cut since I realized that Weaver's mouth still says "WELL FUCK THAT" no matter what the sound claims

(noticed on second watch)

(which was less than 24 hours after the first one)

(this movie rules)
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
religion or humanity - pick one.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
LIK THE GOD
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite

and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I know this one dickhead who makes like $300k a year babysitting a server who thinks he would have survived 9/11 because his unassailable common sense would have led him to unbolt the glass from a window and use it as a glider

I only mention the salary and the job because that's WHY he thinks this
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
in The Ring 2 when some deer come out of the woods to menace the cursed kid through the car windows

and this one giant crapcgi buck is staring him down for way WAY too long

and I bellow out "I WILL TAKE THE BOY! I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE FOREST!"
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i'm the guy in the chair
You look outside your window and see this, what are you doing? 🫣
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM