Thwomp
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how the Fuck am I supposed to go to work after that
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
how the Fuck am I supposed to go to work after that
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind!
August 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind!
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August 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Ever since they crossed the Rio Grande into Texas in the mid-1800s, armadillos have been making a slow but steady push north.
At this point, it’s a matter of when, not if, they’ll turn up in Chicago, according to one expert.
At this point, it’s a matter of when, not if, they’ll turn up in Chicago, according to one expert.
Armadillos Are Coming. Is Chicago Ready?
Armadillos have been making a slow but steady push north. At this point, it’s a matter of when, not if, they’ll turn up in Chicago, according to one expert.
news.wttw.com
August 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ever since they crossed the Rio Grande into Texas in the mid-1800s, armadillos have been making a slow but steady push north.
At this point, it’s a matter of when, not if, they’ll turn up in Chicago, according to one expert.
At this point, it’s a matter of when, not if, they’ll turn up in Chicago, according to one expert.
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This is, without a doubt, the best fight on a golf course ever. I love the dude yelling, “Bang!” As he hits him like a frat bro version of Mike Breen.
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is, without a doubt, the best fight on a golf course ever. I love the dude yelling, “Bang!” As he hits him like a frat bro version of Mike Breen.
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How it started / how it's going
June 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
How it started / how it's going
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goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
Wall Street’s Decision Makers Brace for More Chaos After Markets Plunge
The financial titans who backed Trump are now dealing with the fallout from his tariffs. They spent the weekend surveying the damage of last week’s major sell-off.
www.nytimes.com
April 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger
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"Social media was a mistake.
The computer used to scream when we made it connect to the internet, we should have listened."
The computer used to scream when we made it connect to the internet, we should have listened."
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"Social media was a mistake.
The computer used to scream when we made it connect to the internet, we should have listened."
The computer used to scream when we made it connect to the internet, we should have listened."
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It was a tough year, but at least you're free from Elon's twitter cesspool!
December 31, 2024 at 4:46 PM
It was a tough year, but at least you're free from Elon's twitter cesspool!
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In the run-up to the 2022 election, Republicans tried to frame this law as "Pritzker's Purge bill." To no one's surprise, their scaremongering turned out to be wrong.
After the Pretrial Fairness Act went into law in September 2023, Illinois became the first state to abolish cash bail. It's going better than anyone expected — and should be used as a model for the country.
@brycecovert.bsky.social in @thenation.com:
@brycecovert.bsky.social in @thenation.com:
Illinois Has Put an End to the Injustice of Cash Bail
Amid a national backlash against criminal justice reform, Illinois has achieved something extraordinary. It’s working better than anyone expected.
www.thenation.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In the run-up to the 2022 election, Republicans tried to frame this law as "Pritzker's Purge bill." To no one's surprise, their scaremongering turned out to be wrong.
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Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last of the Mohicans
Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.
12 Monkeys
12 Monkeys
Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.
Se7en
Se7en
December 5, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last of the Mohicans
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Chumbawumba did not adequately prepare me for the number of times I would be knocked down and have to get back up
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Chumbawumba did not adequately prepare me for the number of times I would be knocked down and have to get back up
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My birthday boy Archie. Turned 1 last week.
November 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
My birthday boy Archie. Turned 1 last week.