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Mewling Tim
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Humble, sexy genius.
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So I’ve put these two drawings up now on my main gallery. The toilet with skittering speaking lines and the tiger facing away and to the left. Help out a neurodivergent/disabled artist and repost maybe

www.chloecumming.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Brilliant piece. From the age of maybe 8 to 14 when I just stopped going to school I was an outnumbered target of boys raised to put themselves above anyone who wasn't like them. Daily violence and fear. If it gave me anything it's the need to stand in solidarity with women against the same threat.
A man with serious and credible threats of sexual assault against him pivoting to Men's Mental Health has wound me right up.

It's said best in the piece below by @markoneinfour.bsky.social These guys hate "weak" men as much as they hate women.

markoneinfour.medium.com/fear-of-othe...
Fear of other men teaches us to hate women
Men are afraid of other men. We learn this early. Other men teach us to hate women
markoneinfour.medium.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Cats by Shou Xin
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Him: hey man why so tired lately?

Me: well the pitter patter of tiny feet

Him: awh man yeah kids can really make you lose sleep

Me(thinking about the 3 horrid gnomes I inherited off my strange now dead uncle who do nothing but cause me woe): haha yeahh
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money

"‘Even tyrants have to obey the law.’ He paused, looking thoughtful, and continued: ‘No, I tell a lie, tyrants do not have to obey the law, obviously, but they do have to observe the niceties.’"
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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“Despite their supposed victory in the Supreme Court last April, anti-trans campaigners like Sex Matters have encountered failure after failure in their attempts to use the law to bully trans people out of public life."

And If Sex Matters tries to bring another challenge, we’re ready to fight back.
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Comedians, with content, and wanting to go straight to fans, without meta/spotify/tiktok/patreon etc, I have been helping a friend develop a new platform and I think it could become something very special - there's already users on there - but only one comedian (me) - so try it out:
comedy-club.lol
Comedy Club
A platform built to make you laugh, for fans and comedians.
comedy-club.lol
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social Currently watching the latest episode of the Bitchuation Room and getting some much needed catharsis seeing you seeming to just loosen the pressure valve for a bit and blow off some steam.

The DiCaprio line was 👌
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Following on from the Anti AI trend of pitching your books using terrible drawings - BEHOLD! My advert for the Cursed series, using my bad drawings, clip art, some etchings off the internet & animated by my 16yo!
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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No matter how bad things get, there’s always one thing I can count on.

#cold #winter #ice #comedy #sillystuff
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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This made me cry. Watch til the end x
No matter how bad things get, there’s always one thing I can count on.

#cold #winter #ice #comedy #sillystuff
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Nostalgia for the years before the global financial crisis is like Wile E. Coyote wanting to go back to the moment after he'd run off the cliff but before he started falling.
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Top tier apology 👌
Nostalgia for the years before the global financial crisis is like Wile E. Coyote wanting to go back to the moment after he'd run off the cliff but before he started falling.
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Yeah Kristi we know. Being too fucking stupid to pull this shit off yourself changes fuck all.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Starting the Pony Party where you have to pass a test to join where you value the lives of all people, no matter what their colour or geographic location, equally.

Anyone who refers to this as a purity test gets shot in the face!
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Maybe not really for me to say but it doesn't seem that much of a problematic comparison.

It does ring completely hollow when he's also not just saying he'd be on board with but actually pitching the idea of ICE performing "night time raids" though.
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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“It was hard to see the full extent of the damage at first, due to the low lighting conditions and the autistics hissing whenever we tried to use torches. It turned out they’d gnawed through the wiring and taken out the big light.”

Read the full piece on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/148356...
January 28, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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28 per cent of British men think they could beat an eagle in a fight.
I would say this findings shows women are more AI literate than men, because the majority of non-magical beings have no innate ability to "judge truthfulness"
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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ME AT JOB INTERVIEW: *hammering desk* I have DNA from the Roman era!
January 28, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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"If you can't parse what a pony is I weep for your understanding, darlin'."
January 28, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Pony-ontology.👌
ah, well, if I actually describe the expectations I'm bundling up and dismissing as "a pony" I'll sound like a huge asshole, just a complete dog-turd of a person, so unfortunately I must leave said pony-ontology as an exercise for the gentle reader, methinks 😌
January 28, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Have you met British kids?? Dogs have way better vibes.
Britain has replaced children with dogs – and it’s not healthy
As dog ownership surges across the UK’s towns and cities, questions are growing about whether the trend benefits people – or animals, says Jack Burke
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January 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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TRUMP: they based the Star Wars on me. Jeremy Lucas, two foot tall, tiny eyes, he says "Mr Trump, you are Ham Sono. it was you I pictured, kissing the princess and shaving that big hairy dog man. I am your father." Ham Sorbet. dead now, such a shame.

BBC NEWS: Trump deescalates border tensions
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM