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Wee Timorous Beastie
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melissasuestanley.bsky.social
"Wonder", my newest Woolbeast sculpture 💛

A reminder to myself: as an artist I'm always studying, trying to capture nature in graphite and paint. But as things are broken down into shapes and lines and values - don't forget to stop and simply marvel at how magical the world around you can be. 🐝🐝🐝
photograph of a sculpture against a light grey background. The sculpture is of a yellow-orange creature standing on a round, green mossy looking stand with some leaves and tiny bees on it. The creature is sort of furry and has purple horns and big ears and is wearing a teal-green-blue knit scarf. He's holding a sketchbook in one hand and looking at the blue pencil in his other hand, where a fat lil bumblebee has landed. He seems delighted. photograph of a sculpture against a light grey background. The sculpture is of a yellow-orange creature standing on a round, green mossy looking stand with some leaves and tiny bees on it. The creature is sort of furry and has purple horns and big ears and is wearing a teal-green-blue knit scarf. He's holding a sketchbook in one hand and looking at the blue pencil in his other hand, where a fat lil bumblebee has landed. He seems delighted. photograph of a sculpture against a light grey background. The sculpture is of a yellow-orange creature standing on a round, green mossy looking stand with some leaves and tiny bees on it. The creature is sort of furry and has purple horns and big ears and is wearing a teal-green-blue knit scarf. He's holding a sketchbook in one hand and looking at the blue pencil in his other hand, where a fat lil bumblebee has landed. He seems delighted.
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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postnatodepression.bsky.social
I got given some of my aunt’s yarn stash to use up and I would like everyone to appreciate what this colour is called
Yellow merino called “No! Not The Bees”
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 AM
timprobable.bsky.social
See, my wardrobe isn't TECHNICALLY monochrome
Photograph of someone sitting at a wooden table, from the perspective of the person. Grey pants, grey shirt, black shoes, grey sweatshirt, black jacket are visible... and then a sliver of colorful sock.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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natman82.bsky.social
The Chaos Android army is complete!
Close up pics in the comments. There are a lot of them.
#paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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mandulorian.bsky.social
release the hounds!
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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luduvicu.bsky.social
“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
Relato de fórum em que a pessoa diz que: Accidentally said "Love you!" at the end of a call with an important client yesterday. I heard him giggle as I hung up, and I was mortified. Today, I saw he emailed me this: “Subject: "Love you!" Hey - Just wanted to say that I didn't mean to laugh at you when you accidentally signed off on our call with a "love you." I just found it funny because I've definitely done that before, and I know it happens. I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :) Have a great weekend! We'll follow up about my call with Chris on Wednesday, as discussed.”
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
timprobable.bsky.social
why'd they call it 'catching a computer virus' when 'getting .BATfished' was right there
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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timprobable.bsky.social
Potato, potato, cosmic horror, potato, cosmic horror, potato, potato, potato
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 AM
timprobable.bsky.social
Potato, potato, cosmic horror, potato, cosmic horror, potato, potato, potato
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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donaeldtheunready.bsky.social
Fantastic photo from Phil Laybourne capturing the moment a Red Deer steps on some Lego.
A red deer stag amongst bracken, its mouth open as it roars. Photo by Phil Laybourne
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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davidzinn.bsky.social
The emergence of Clem, who will not be playing any toe-tapping dance numbers for his own safety:
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Nerys was growling at me from the little sofa so I got up from the big sofa to say hello to her. She is now on the big sofa.
I was intellectually bested by an averagely bright dachshund within the space of about 3 seconds.
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 AM
timprobable.bsky.social
ACAB includes Karma Police
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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applecider.bsky.social
Being in your forties means you just go around doing stuff and making the Minecraft oof noise all the time
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
timprobable.bsky.social
I remember about a year ago when my incredibly technologically reticent 82yo father asked "What's this AI stuff about?" and I nearly shat out my soul.

I told him "It's not intelligence, it just takes a big sample size and slaps things together. It's accidentally accurate the bigger the data set."
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
timprobable.bsky.social
Today's plans involve going to the Atlanta Cider Brewery and coming to the gentle realization that I want to try more than four {4} kinds of cider, so the viewing public has a rare opportunity to catch me TIPSY and in CLEAR VIEW OF HUMANS.
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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passionpeachy.bsky.social
1st drawing of 2026
Digital art of a white sheet ghost watering a lily of the valley plant growing on the ground with a watering can. A thought bubble appears next to the ghost that says “grow, my children”. A smiling frog sits under the flowers as a snail climbs the stem.
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
timprobable.bsky.social
Finally watched Tenet (2020) last night, tonight I have to watch it backwards to unsee it.

An absolute triumph of the soundtrack doing all the medium dramatic lifting the script didn't bother to.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
timprobable.bsky.social
Just drop this in the smaller hours for minimal engagement.

I now own a hat.
Some unshaven dork wearing a sock monkey hat. He is wearing sunglasses; the hat is wearing glasses. He is pointing at the camera and smiling aslant.
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
I read this article every time I see it.
vkal.bsky.social vkalsen @vkal.bsky.social · Sep 30
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates

www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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applecider.bsky.social
For a story:

If you are someone who has been in a toxic/abusive relationship and has had some of you gaming equipment broken or otherwise damaged due to your partner, I'm looking to speak to several people about their experiences.

Thank you! Please repost!
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
This is a D66 table which is too long to fit into the alt text. It's 36 different things a Guard might say when you pass a stealth check. Here's a selection, anyway: “Huh. Guess it must have been the wind.” “Blimey, the size of the size of the rats ‘round here!” “I must be tired.” “Don’t bother. This place makes all sorts of weird noises.” “You’re hearing things! You ought to lay off the whiskey.” “Guess it was nothing.” “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” “Go on, get out of here!” “I’m not checking it. You check it.” “Come on, who’d try to sneak in here?” “Ugh. I hate this job.” “Any more noises like that and I’ll be forced to stand up and take a look.” “I don’t feel like getting shanked in the ribs tonight. Just let it slide.” “What you mean, ‘strange noise?’ Sounds like a perfectly normal noise to me.” “My doctor said I’m not supposed to investigate mysterious sounds after 6pm.” *aimlessly whistles a sea shanty, and dreams of their true purpose: sailing the mighty ocean* “Ohhh, my aching back! I can barely stand up straight, let alone search for intruders!” “Geoffrey? Is that you? I’ve told you not to do the hiding thing any more. It’s dangerous.” “I think someone must have left a window open somewhere.” to themselves: “Don’t be scared. Shh. There’s no such thing as ghosts.” “Probably just a harmless drunk. They kip in here sometimes.” “Hey, your shift’s over! It’s my time to guard. Let me have this, Sylvia.” reading aloud, weeping: “Dear Erik. I am very sorry, but I must leave you. I’ve found a new lover. He wants to start a family. I can’t wait for your promotion any longer.” “No, no: my grandfather told me about a time he investigated a nearby disruption. I’m not going to make the same mistake.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
timprobable.bsky.social
Going to make myself a Shirley Jackson cocktail (a Shirley Temple with a rock in it)
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
timprobable.bsky.social
I am tipsy for like the fifth time in my life and eating grilled cheese sandwich, AMA
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM