tinz
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entering my Steely Dan phase
soundcloud https://on.soundcloud.com/pPpDN
if you don't like the songs it's because they're unfinished, not because they're bad
soundcloud https://on.soundcloud.com/pPpDN
if you don't like the songs it's because they're unfinished, not because they're bad
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Elijah Wood’s Wario
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Elijah Wood’s Wario
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Also very illustrative that they have no ideas for how to solve America's problems, and do not care to find any of those possible solutions, that don't involve violence and cruelty
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Also very illustrative that they have no ideas for how to solve America's problems, and do not care to find any of those possible solutions, that don't involve violence and cruelty
"everyone is 12" theory stays winning
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"everyone is 12" theory stays winning
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
put this old bitch to bed along with the rest of his ancient buddies, Charlie Bucket-style
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
put this old bitch to bed along with the rest of his ancient buddies, Charlie Bucket-style
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
This guy 100% has all sorts of interesting memorabilia in his basement
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This guy 100% has all sorts of interesting memorabilia in his basement
Sort of telling that time and again Republicans can't conjure a single thing that a person might do in a city other than Going Out To Eat
Sean Duffy: "Donald Trump got 6% of the vote in Washington DC, so not a lot of fans of Donald Trump in the city of DC. But they love these policies. People want to be safe. They love Judge Jeanine. They love the president. They can go out to eat and they're not afraid of getting shot or mugged."
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sort of telling that time and again Republicans can't conjure a single thing that a person might do in a city other than Going Out To Eat
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
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![david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ciyivse6vsi273tcz6w2nvep/bafkreigrd7kushrlt5vdhsmayfdgwwwmr4spi4pminony6ik2iqwqfsu2a@jpeg)
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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Remember how Trump reposted that AI thing about magic beds that cure all sickness and how you need to get a special card for the magic bed
October 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Remember how Trump reposted that AI thing about magic beds that cure all sickness and how you need to get a special card for the magic bed
Podcast Host Gets Tips From Different Podcast Host
Glenn Beck says that after he aired a show on Antifa, FBI agents acting on the behest of Kash Patel came to get tips. Here's who the segment targeted, largely through strained connections and guilt by association: www.mediamatters.org/glenn-beck/g...
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Podcast Host Gets Tips From Different Podcast Host
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
They're calling it "the book that's already sitting unsold in the Costco discount pile"
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
They're calling it "the book that's already sitting unsold in the Costco discount pile"
An anti-ICE Puerto Rican is headlining the Super Bowl and the Republicans' golden calf just stated on the record that he's not getting into heaven, but Colin Kaepernick hasn't been in the NFL for almost a decade so I guess he's got a point
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
An anti-ICE Puerto Rican is headlining the Super Bowl and the Republicans' golden calf just stated on the record that he's not getting into heaven, but Colin Kaepernick hasn't been in the NFL for almost a decade so I guess he's got a point