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Trey Lawson
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I come to this place for magic.
Educator. Writer. Critic. Cinéaste. Plus actor. Co-host Tomb of Ideas, a Marvel Horror Podcast | he/him
I refuse to accept that any of the Minions are individualized enough to have their own names.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Love how parade swings wildly from like an American institution that feels like family to me to a completely alien company that just happened to have the capital to buy its way in like Coming up next we have SpongeBob and Santa Claus and right behind them is SalesQuant with singing sensation Mobobo.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG (1968) is on TCM today at 5:15pm ET if you’d like to jumpstart the Dick Van Dyke centenary.

It’s part of a day of classic family films, incl. THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR (1961) + Dr. Seuss' anti-fascism musical fantasy THE 5,000 FINGERS OF DR. T (1953). #FilmSky #TCMParty
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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John Romita name-checked by Hoda, we love to hear it. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You know what? I’m digging this Disney Cruise Line commercial/float. Reminds me of when you’d have guys in spandex reenacting the entirety of Marvel Secret Wars on a float.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Okay Christopher Jackson. You do that Sesame Street theme song remix.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I quit a project last week. What I was initially told was that I would be editing lesson plans; what I learned was that ChatGPT would write the content and I would structure the lesson plan (“do this activity here,” “share with a peer”, etc) and fact check it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Love to see a celebration of togetherness and creativity sponsored by commercials advertising soulless dehumanizing anti-creative environment-destroying technology.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They went through the entire credits for the Macy’s Parade and I didn’t see Jimmy Fallon’s name once. It’s a Thanksgiving miracle!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Side-part Wolverine
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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dwarves are better than elves. dwarves are the ones who dig, smelt, build, and create the material base of society. Elves are essentially an aristocratic class riding out history. they're rentiers, end of story
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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should we do a group watch of shattered glass as therapy
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Hey, sit down. I have something to tell you.

I’m profiled in the next issue of Fangoria (Winter ‘26). 🤯

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November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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”The thing is this wasn’t really a catch-and-kill operation as described—I don’t even think there’s a term for what this was,” I say as I pour gravy on my fourth slice of pumpkin pie. My wife has filed for divorce and one of my cats is packing her belongings in a suitcase, but I persist.
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Turkey, dressing, & mashed potatoes (all smothered in gravy)
What is a must have on your Thanksgiving plate?
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don’t know if others feel this way, but to me BLOOD RAGE pairs well with SLEEPAWAY CAMP. Both have a similarly heightened theatricality. Not quite parody, but something in the ballpark of camp.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tis the season for an annual BLOOD RAGE viewing! #ThatsNotCranberrySauce
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not even out of line, really, but one works with the GIFs one has.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Yeah, one of the real flaws with Bluesky is that if you make a post whose message is basically "hey, do the losers at this place still have a stick up their ass about my machine that steals their writing?" it attracts negative responses.

It's a weird glitch, and it's certainly not *your* fault.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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journalists really should stop baring their entire asses like this

"I have no idea how this technology actually works but my editor is mostly interested in engagement clicks so we proceeded anyway"
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Also available on my shop: a new translation by me of 25 Medieval Latin miracles of St Nicholas

www.patreon.com/benitocereno...
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM