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tobioloke = Yapper { fName = "Tobi", age = 27}
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haskell, game dev and graphics enthusiast | want to make 3D video games with haskell | stop palestinian 🇵🇸 and congolese 🇨🇩 genocide!
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
we truly lost a legend in Vince Zampella, this is unbelievable :(
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Deepest condolences to all the family and friends of Vince Zampella and the other person involved.

Shocking, awful news.
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've finally got a decent antenna set up with the freeview channels and it's just so nice to flick through broadcast channels :D
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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We got all the hits:
- purchased by private equity firm
- hid a bunch of layoffs
- invested a bunch of money in AI
- tried to make that money back by ruining the best product it now owned
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
eyebrow raised because Anthony Joshua is advertising Polymarket heavily before his fight with Jake Paul ...

very suss
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead.

I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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I never thought about it before, but is this maybe a part of why new multiplayer games are having a hard time on console? F2P games don't require a sub, but a full price multiplayer game also requires I spend $100 a year to play it? What sense does that make...
Plus at this point in some cases triple digit $ of subscription fees just to play online for a year
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I wish nothing but the worst for Google.
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I've seen enough, welcome back DmC: Devil May Cry
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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AI users really think they are doing something. Like, they 'prompted' and therefore MADE something. It's really interesting to me.

If AI could create new physics and they prompted an AI into Nobel prize physics they think they would get the prize because they think they did the work. It's strange!
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The simplest path to digital enlightenment? Install an Ad Blocker & rediscover what golden silence sounds like. Digital Zen for all.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Dang, this article is great. Really happy to see younger folks discovering all this stuff and really getting into it. That’s just awesome.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The 2020's have to be the decade of great tooling for #Haskell. More investment in Developer Experience, reliable foundations and predictable performance will see us gain a lot of street cred.
A pure functional programming language has long been a utopian dream.

We suddenly have 3 strong contenders:

* @haskell.org with better tooling
* Lean 4, adopted by mathematicians
* @unison-lang.org out in v 1.0

Good time to revisit pure.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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An entire industry unanimously crammed AI non-features into every single device and service we used and repeatedly doubled-down despite lackluster response and adoption.

But it's YOU who is hurting the economy for not being excited about it. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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More bodily expression by Jaime Hernandez for Whoa Nellie #1 in 1996
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I have a plea for you. I need an automotive engineer familiar with programming of the safety systems in a crash.

This is both an engineering passion of mine, and deeply personal. Hell, I will pay them an hourly rate.

Story I've tried for years. It feels like I've hit a wall on millisecond logic.
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Nature suggests you use their "Manuscript Adviser" bot to get advice before submitting

I uploaded the classic Watson & Crick paper about DNA structure, and the Adviser had this to say about one of the greatest paper endings of the century:
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Amazon: we should compete with Steam, should be easy

Steam: bruh, we’ve existed for literally 22 years, idk how that’s gonna go

Amazon: NUH UH WE HAVE BEZOS BILLS BABYYY

Also Amazon when they ultimately failed:
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM