Cake Stomper
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Cake Stomper
@tomtrainer.bsky.social
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Clown car of celebrities
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Pepsi supremacy finally!
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Both facilitated the murder of brown people across the world but okay
Just a reminder:
Barack Obama — not in the files.
Kamala Harris — not in the files.
Happy Black History Month ✊🏾
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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I hope Kamala Harris doesn’t launch a third failed campaign for the presidency. She should think of the country
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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So we are at the part of fascist consolidation where the largest newspapers in the country are creating puff pieces about fascist terrorists trying to make them out as normal people not the stochastic terrorists they are.
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Statire or any kinda gotcha posts regarding kmalas loss and where we might have been with her instead is absolutely fuckin retarded and any fuck on this website that thinks that's some point to make can suck my dick
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
This is as tired as when the right claimed the election was stolen in 2020 and bitched for years. Demand more of your leadership right the fuck now or STFU
Well how about that? Kamala Harris is not in the Epstein files. #SheShouldBePresidentNow
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Stancil really does have that dawg in him huh
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
A bunch of predictable hand wringing from libs and dems while at the same time trying to wipe their hands clean of any accountability to the moment and inept hands not wanting to get dirty
January 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If Jesus would have come back already we would have Heaven on Earth

Fuck, you mfers sound insane
If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets.
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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If your whole basis for your morality is built around legality, you’ve already lost a major battle inside your head against fascism.
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I think it's interesting that just hours ahead of @theverge.com reporting that OpenAI's president has donated $25 million to Trump that Katie Miller was over on Twitter falsely trying to clam that actually, the AI companies are biased against conservatives (the opposite of reality).
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
To feel seen and valued would mean doing actions in your life that are worthy of praise. Lift up the world around you and see it reflected back
Many of us plan for our future wealth and health. Few prepare for an equally essential aspect of retirement: how to continue to feel seen and valued.

🔗: on.wsj.com/4bSIN7c
January 27, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern sounds like a law office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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mr president sir, im a lifelong conservative and im just wondering which deeply held belief of mine today you would like me to dump in the trash no questions asked to defend your dementia-fueled insanity sir? preferably something ive been incredibly vocal about my entire life
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did
January 24, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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ICE’s cruelty knows no bounds. Deporting children with cancer. Shooting moms. And now, using a 5 year-old as “bait” to detain his family.

It’s far past clear: ICE must be abolished. Congress should not give it any additional funding. And the people responsible for its crimes should face charges.
"[M]asked agents apprehended 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos in his driveway on Tuesday...[the agent] led him to the door and directed him to knock on the door asking to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home, essentially using a 5-year-old as bait.”
ICE detains 5-year old Minnesota boy; lawyer says agents used him as ‘bait’
The Columbia Heights school district says federal agents have detained four children in their district. School officials and a lawyer for the family say agents used 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramo as “bai...
www.mprnews.org
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Reasonable suspicion = not white
Homan: "Let's make it clear: ICE can detain a US citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have committed a crime. A short detainment and questioning, all you need is reasonable suspicion."
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM