Happy Junie Returns
@toosoonjunes.bsky.social
I STOLE MY CAR, JODY. you're with me always, Goose.
if you can email me about one thing, you can also email me about something totally separate rather than starting a group chat at 6:30 in the morning.
for a non answer.
for a non answer.
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you can email me about one thing, you can also email me about something totally separate rather than starting a group chat at 6:30 in the morning.
for a non answer.
for a non answer.
my granny house
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
my granny house
my fourth drug, thurs night
I have fucked up royally I fear.
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
my fourth drug, thurs night
WHAT
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WHAT
Oh I laughed
People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Oh I laughed
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Rarely is the process of prioritisation made as explicit as it is during a museum evacuation. Curators have to choose which works should be saved in a natural disaster.
One fine-art insurance broker calls such inventories “the grab list”
One fine-art insurance broker calls such inventories “the grab list”
The grab list: how museums decide what to save in a disaster
Billions of dollars’ worth of art is imperilled by climate change. Curators will have to make sacrifices
econ.st
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Rarely is the process of prioritisation made as explicit as it is during a museum evacuation. Curators have to choose which works should be saved in a natural disaster.
One fine-art insurance broker calls such inventories “the grab list”
One fine-art insurance broker calls such inventories “the grab list”
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Rapist fascist looks out for fascist rapist.
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Rapist fascist looks out for fascist rapist.
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emotional walls, girl
emotional walls
emotional walls
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
emotional walls, girl
emotional walls
emotional walls
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I’m finna change my life.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m finna change my life.
every time I come over here, I see the worst headline of my life.
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
nbcnews.to
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
every time I come over here, I see the worst headline of my life.
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no, i’ve never met D.L. Hughley.
Have you ever met someone who wasn't funny? And not like you don't understand their humor, but they just are NOT funny.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no, i’ve never met D.L. Hughley.
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BRING BACK SHAME!
October 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
BRING BACK SHAME!
I miss chicken fries so much
Who is keeping Burger King in business?
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I miss chicken fries so much
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“YOU SHOULDA NEVER CALLED ME A FAT ASS KELLY PRICE!!!”
September 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“YOU SHOULDA NEVER CALLED ME A FAT ASS KELLY PRICE!!!”
Cran Apple with Perrier. You're welcome.
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cran Apple with Perrier. You're welcome.
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YALL!!!!!
Yall wanna hear a joke???
They now saying Dipset is a terrorist group!
justthenews.com/government/s...
Yall wanna hear a joke???
They now saying Dipset is a terrorist group!
justthenews.com/government/s...
Mamdani for years used July 4 to promote self-styled ‘Taliban’ rapper who 'worshipped' 9/11 hijacker
Adding insult to injury? Zohran Mamdani, a failed rapper himself, has repeatedly used July 4th as an opportunity to celebrate a rap group which favorably compared itself to the Taliban and Al-Qaeda. H...
justthenews.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
YALL!!!!!
Yall wanna hear a joke???
They now saying Dipset is a terrorist group!
justthenews.com/government/s...
Yall wanna hear a joke???
They now saying Dipset is a terrorist group!
justthenews.com/government/s...
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THIS IS A CRIME
Pro pickleball players are now getting a higher salary than WNBA, NWSL players
Pickleball continues to grow at the professional ranks after the completion of a merger in 2024 to help unify the sport.
www.cnbc.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
THIS IS A CRIME
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Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.
ooh. with some sauce.
Think ima cook some neckbones this weekend
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
ooh. with some sauce.
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The New York Yankees held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk before tonight's game against the Detroit Tigers
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The New York Yankees held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk before tonight's game against the Detroit Tigers
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Thinking about all of the Black women who did everything “right” and have nothing to show for it. 💛
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Thinking about all of the Black women who did everything “right” and have nothing to show for it. 💛
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Nothing beats a….
September 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nothing beats a….
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Venezuela says the US and Erik Prince have plans to stage an attack on an ExxonMobil off-shore platform as a pretext to invade it…and normally that would be an insane claim but… www.latintimes.com/venezuela-sa...
Venezuela Says It Uncovered U.S. Plot to Fabricate Incident And Justify An Invasion
Venezuela's Defense Minister said the army raised its alert level after uncovering a U.S. plot to fabricate an incident in waters contested between the country and Guyana, which would justify an invas...
www.latintimes.com
September 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Venezuela says the US and Erik Prince have plans to stage an attack on an ExxonMobil off-shore platform as a pretext to invade it…and normally that would be an insane claim but… www.latintimes.com/venezuela-sa...