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@trailpine.bsky.social
Sharing what I wear, where I go, and what I enjoy.
Sweatpants and bacon on a snowy morning. I’m going to post a picture of my penis soon so I can be reminded this it doesn’t always retreat inside my body for warmth
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sweatpants and bacon on a snowy morning. I’m going to post a picture of my penis soon so I can be reminded this it doesn’t always retreat inside my body for warmth
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Marriage might not be for me. Imagine waking up and then someone starts talking to you????
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Marriage might not be for me. Imagine waking up and then someone starts talking to you????
If you think I’m grumpy now just wait until March when I haven’t see the sun in 3 months.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you think I’m grumpy now just wait until March when I haven’t see the sun in 3 months.
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Using AI to place nfl bets today. I’ve never felt so lame in my entire life.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Using AI to place nfl bets today. I’ve never felt so lame in my entire life.
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"I can remember when all this was ice"
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"I can remember when all this was ice"
Teach me how to sleep in.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Teach me how to sleep in.
It’s Friday and we’re alive.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s Friday and we’re alive.
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Not us all finding out we’re ugly at the same time
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Not us all finding out we’re ugly at the same time
You may only DM me if your underwear has stripes or patterns on them.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You may only DM me if your underwear has stripes or patterns on them.
Squirrels have no business being that cute.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Squirrels have no business being that cute.
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Every time I’m losing an argument I say “this debate has grown moss and I’m tired of it” then walk away like I’ve got somewhere wiser to be.
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every time I’m losing an argument I say “this debate has grown moss and I’m tired of it” then walk away like I’ve got somewhere wiser to be.
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you have to be a little weird or the world will eat you alive
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
you have to be a little weird or the world will eat you alive
I regret to inform you all that I woke up absolutely feral today. Please ignore any pictures I post.
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I regret to inform you all that I woke up absolutely feral today. Please ignore any pictures I post.
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you don't need to buy a thong with a fake bush if you just simply grow a bush
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
you don't need to buy a thong with a fake bush if you just simply grow a bush
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10lbs of Brussels sprouts and 10lbs of milk chocolate. I'm ready for Halloween.
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
10lbs of Brussels sprouts and 10lbs of milk chocolate. I'm ready for Halloween.
Guess my favorite color?
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Guess my favorite color?
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Anybody feel like last week was August and next week is November? Anybody? “taps mic” Is this thing on?
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Anybody feel like last week was August and next week is November? Anybody? “taps mic” Is this thing on?
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“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
@lilcrow12.bsky.social happy thanksgiving!!
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@lilcrow12.bsky.social happy thanksgiving!!
Sunday morning orgasms rule.
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Sunday morning orgasms rule.
Who doesn’t love waking up at 4 am on their day off??
October 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Who doesn’t love waking up at 4 am on their day off??
I was not ready for it to be Monday. It appears I am not alone.
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I was not ready for it to be Monday. It appears I am not alone.
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Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
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Why you playin’? Good morning! 🩷
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Why you playin’? Good morning! 🩷