Lil Crow
@lilcrow12.bsky.social
Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow.
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
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A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
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Remaining calm in these ugly and evil times simply to flex on the haters
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Remaining calm in these ugly and evil times simply to flex on the haters
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Bunny status report:
He still chomk
He still chomk
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bunny status report:
He still chomk
He still chomk
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5’7 3/4
Nope
Nope
Question 1:
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
5’7 3/4
Nope
Nope
Settling the clock back to the middle ages. Injecting all women with a catalyst ensuring males born no aggressive, combative, warring, murder, rape, genocide, mental, emotional, physical or social abuse tendencies. They will have normal dominant caring familial behaviour.
Setting the clock back to the Middle Ages and investing in leeches.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Settling the clock back to the middle ages. Injecting all women with a catalyst ensuring males born no aggressive, combative, warring, murder, rape, genocide, mental, emotional, physical or social abuse tendencies. They will have normal dominant caring familial behaviour.
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i dated a girl like that once
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i dated a girl like that once
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when your butthole twitches that means someone's talking about uranus
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
when your butthole twitches that means someone's talking about uranus
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oh shit guys I think the president might not be a very good person
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
oh shit guys I think the president might not be a very good person
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Salt and vinegar bath bomb
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Salt and vinegar bath bomb
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Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Story telling originated in the Paleolithic Era. Tribes of cave dwellers would sit around a communal fire. The shaman would raise his staff and press “play” on the audiobook.
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I brought an email to this knife fight
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I brought an email to this knife fight
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calling my followers friends of the show
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
calling my followers friends of the show
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Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
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live every moment as if it’s your last
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
live every moment as if it’s your last
This email shoulda been throat punch & groin kick.
This email could have been an elbow to the face
I hope this email piledrives you
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This email shoulda been throat punch & groin kick.
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if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
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I wonder if Judy from Time Life Books is still standing by waiting for my call.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I wonder if Judy from Time Life Books is still standing by waiting for my call.
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us americans don't get to use the word "bloke" and that's a bloody shame
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
us americans don't get to use the word "bloke" and that's a bloody shame
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Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop