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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 1d

Full Israeli: An Israeli breakfast recipe beloved in Tel Aviv

synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 1d

the idea that any Mexican woman, who practices the sensible art of sorcery, would be in favor of white imperialism is the kind of thing only a klansman with a fetish would be capable of briefly contemplating through a neural network thoroughly soaked in the pure carbohydrates of ten keystone lights

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 1d

Friday.

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 1d

the primary takeaway is that Sam Altman could never create an army of women that would sweep 100% of all special forces groups past, present, and future; and, as usual, dweebs with money who have no experience outside of the specific skillset of making money will continue to never conquer the world

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 2d

one of the little forlorn hopes I have is for Alfred Nobel, torn apart by being human history's scientist no. 38504 to have created something only to get it coopted by imperial-minded wealthy failsons, is something of a Great Attractor for the souls of warmongers to deny them a good reincarnation

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 2d

IRA STEVEN BEHR, SMOKING A BLUNT THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL BAT: Ferengi pussy so good I'm gonna end the show with the Grand Nagus handing the Ferengi Alliance over to a literal Marxist because Quark's mom is a suffragette who gives Zek 10/10 dome

RICK BERMAN:

RICK BERMAN: what

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 2d

odd design given that a Welrod seems more like something that would have better served a the role with the added benefit of not needing to be at point blank; still, the Boop The Nazi Snoot gun still gets a rating of "fucks" for being pure spycraft shenanigans

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 2d

LAST TIME ON STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE

SISKO: Hey you know how Starfleet just uses whoever instead of our intelligence service?

O'BRIEN: This ends with me killing someone I grow to respect, right?

SISKO: lol. lmao.

GARAK, BALLS DEEP IN BASHIR: You know, doctor, I always enjoy our little chats.

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 2d

I open up not-logged-in reddit at work occasionally and today there's a pile of "ohoho, time for Nazi agitprop about Known Dirty Communist Hussein Pecker" posts propping up right alongside r/politics openly wondering how the country went fascist so fast

the absolute nexus of liberal slopmind

full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 2d

some of the most mushminded dipshits alive love spreading lies about Hasan so damn much that they’re openly praising Hitler. oh okay!

Maia Poet
@thepeacepoet99
X.com
Hasan Piker actually makes Hitler look like a good guy. You have to be a special kind of evil to make that happen.
permabulla
• @permabulla • 17h
Hitler with dogs vs Hasan with dogs
How Hitler treats dogs
How Hasan treats dogs

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dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve received a report from anonymous active duty personnel in Texas that the Texas National Guard will be moving out nationwide to ICE Protest sites, possibly in civilian gear, and changing their unit patches to hide origins.

Full report here:

youtu.be/jtpXI-6PxaU?...

BREAKING: Trump's Plan To Use Texas National Guard Nationwide, UNDERCOVER At Protests, And More

YouTube video by Dead Domain

youtu.be

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 2d

you have unfortunately misspelled "Andy Richter for Chairman of the Congress of Trade Unions of the United Syndicates of America" but it is notoriously hard to spell and so I absolutely forgive you

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

you have literally put goatse on my timeline and this is somehow exponentially worse

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

ongoing visual metaphor for the structural integrity of the artificial intelligence industry happening at the local vending machine

two bags of popcorn, two 2-packs of pop-tarts, and a Baby Ruth have built a hypothetical structure above the dispensing tray of a vending machine

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

frankie herbs'n'spices: advanced computers are only a tool, for we, too, can be made into machines; the jihad existed to address the ease by which humans could exert computerized control, but purely human power structures function identically

brian herbs & KJA: [violent sharting noises] TERMINATORS

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

still on the edging list, hell yeah. big ups to the guy who tried to 5d chess body shaming into our argument about Kamala's VP pick being complicit in genocide

alsvid: What was worse was people were scared of that guy putting you on a list called "Dick Balls"

Then his friends would make a labeler that said "Booty Butt Cheecks" under your name

me: this reminds me, I haven't had seven or eight vodkas before going to bed and checking clearsky in a while. let's see how that go-

GOOD LORD

[picture of my clearsky being on the "non rightwing but edging towards reactionary rhetoric" list by our favorite genocide apologist brainnotonyet dot bsky

ELAINE

ELAINE, THEY'RE SAYING I'M EDGING, ELAINE

synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

guessing it was made by an algo that combed the site for anyone with piss in their name. I get random follows all the time over on twitter from synthwave bands/aggregation accounts who have like eight real followers

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

the real trick is to remember that the t-bell black beans are always more flavorful than the Assorted Beef Parts Puree, and substituting them whenever possible means not just a more robust taste, but also one of the very few fast food options that can fulfill your daily fiber requirements

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

on the one hand, the potential for a good writing team to have the introductory act be the protagonist finding out they're one of the Knife Psychics while they fight as John Brown's quiet right hand would be spectacular

on the other, it's Ubisoft and they would still find a way to shit the bed

synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

having tasted the sweet fruits of Bethesda accidentally doing something right & getting Machine Games' Indiana Jones and the 20 Hours Of Killing Nazis With Shovels, it's for the best that the project didn't inevitably become a watered-down husk when the concept would work better as an indie imsim

Writing on Games @writingongames.bsky.social · 3d

ASSASSIN'S CREED IS ARTLESS BILGE BUILT FOR BROKEN BRAIN BABIES BY CONFIRMED CORPO COWARDS. GET IT TO FUCK

Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 3d

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 3d

this most recent spate of false reality is just the logical conclusion of @aamonhawk.bsky.social once again deciding to spend a Tuesday giving the people with genocidal comfort streamers a hard neurologic snow crash

Ethan Klein (hypothetical salvation version) standing amongst Biblically Accurate Hila and Ethan (salvation impossible version)

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 4d

[two months after making an account on Poob] aaand it's a front to create a clone of Hitler

well, at least we have Squancho!

[two months pass] aaand they're creating AI tools for black market organ harvesting

now, PNOPTKN? that's a fair deal!

[two months pass] you guys aren't gonna believe this,

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 5d

uranium is isn't strictly required, but it is absolutely vital when Queen Elizabeth takes one of your cities in the mid game and you feel the need to retool your entire empire around the goal of turning London into a smoldering crater of irradiated glass

...or so I've been told

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 5d

bought some a while back as part of my bid to lose weight faster and after having had two shakes I can proudly say that the bags in my office provide ample ambience every time I eat a Dave's Single combo with a large chili

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 5d

the primary region for the cultivation of the mangosteen plant, Southeast Asia, has its harvest season from May through September

beginning the collapse of the site just as the fresh availability of Lowtax's beloved fruit ends is truly superb

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 5d

here at the Katie Tightpussy School of Optics we like to stress that Optics Matter. one example of this is that even if link's post is actionable (which is debatable but besides the point), an immediate perma of a vocal critic is a bad look, especially when you're already being accused of racism etc

Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 6d

Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)

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synthwave syndicalist @trs6809.bsky.social · 6d

[team fortress 2 soldier voice] IT IS CLEAR TO ME, THAT FIREBALLS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE DOMAIN

OF SORCERERS!

AND WHOOOO ARE WE, TO LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THAT?

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