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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Chiefs getting wrecked in the SB when Trump says he's cheering for them. Yankees season getting wrecked after Trump shows up in their lockerrom. MAGA Giants fan eats shit in front of the No Kings protest. Twice. Nick Bosa ACL. JJ McCarthy blown knee. Seems to be a theme here.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 1d

Old Scold got Goth-Told.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure all the ultra-Conservatives who hate the LGBTQIA+ community are loving this ... /sarcasm.

Kenny Akers @keneakers.bsky.social · 2d

So let me get this straight — Black Lives Matter organizers get prison time for misusing funds, but George Santos, who did the same thing with donor money, walks free? Got it.

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 3d

Normalize running up behind Mitch McConnell and yelling "BOO!".

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 4d

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 3d

Call Mario Cristobal by his government name:
Jaime Franklin

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 3d

The best thing about Shohei Ohtani isn't that he's a great pitcher and hitter.

It's that he, his wife, his agent, and the Dodgers found a fall guy for his gambling habit - and then he adopts a dog that he names "Decoy" (= distraction).

That's "OJ wearing a T-shirt that says 'I Did It'" adjacent.

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 3d

Miami, Nebraska, and North Carolina all lost.
The 80s & 90s are having a terrible night.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

The chef has prepared four courses for your meal this evening.

No substitutions.

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TheBeep.com.au @thebeepau.bsky.social · 10d

Meet “Tucson Prime” - a stray who kept hanging around a Brazilian Hyundai dealership until staff decided to give him a job. Now he’s got his own name badge, greets customers at the door and even stars in Hyundai’s social media.

📷: Tucson Prime

#hyundai #carnews #thebeep

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 6d

D'Angelo just made baby-making music.
#RIPD'Angelo

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 8d

Mychtar is the original Snow Borzoi - aka Snowzoi.

Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 8d

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 8d

Just bought two boxes of Runts.

Whoever was working on the assembly line when these were boxed chose Violence.

And by Violence, I mean Mostly Banana.

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 8d

The thing about Joe Flacco is that when he was the Ravens QB1, it was no secret that he came to camp every year out-of-shape.

He cost Baltimore more Super Bowls than any other team or Tom Brady ever did.

corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 8d

The Green Bay Packers Get Payback Against Joe Flacco!

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 8d

This is why you should get your corgi an Xbox or Nintendo.

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 8d

You know who would be a great candidate for the Penn State head football coaching job now that James Franklin has been fired?

Mark DeRosa.

That is not any dumber than the folks on Atlanta's 680 The Fan trying to push DeRosa to be the next #Braves manager.

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Gunner Stockton's postgame interview sounds like it was written by an AI being held hostage.

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

We need for MIT to tell the Orange Polyp 'no' - and stick to it.

Nancy Levine Stearns 🌎 @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 9d

🔥 MIT said NO to Trump’s “compact” terms. “Among them is a cap on international student enrollment, a five-year tuition freeze, strict gender definitions and a prohibition on anything that might ‘belittle’ conservative viewpoints.”

www.theguardian.com/education/20...

MIT rejects White House proposal to overhaul policies for preferential funding

Other universities still mulling proposal while MIT’s president said it would compromise academic freedom

www.theguardian.com

TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Are the people who think Drew Allar is a day one pick in the room with us right now, TSN?

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

*NO ONE* believes Drew Allar was a Day One pick.
We have eyes and discernment.

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Dan Lanning - backed with all that Nike money - is the football equivalent of an entitled rich kid who talks a lot of smack yet has earned nothing.

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

Cockfest <<< Poultrygeist

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TryingSomeThings @tryingsomethings.bsky.social · 9d

When "real MAGA" is a euphemism for "ignorant, unhinged lunacy".

The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 9d

Tim Dillon: "A lot of people say you're the heir to the real MAGA and JD Vance is not."

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Wow...That's interesting...Well, he's Vice President which is a hard role...I love JD, but I'm mad about a lot of things and I'm not going to stop talking about it."