MaybeACrook
@maybeacrook.bsky.social
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Nerd, both professional and amateur Blooming Onion Man supporter I just hope everyone has fun out there He/Him
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stholeary.bsky.social
Every now & then, you realize MAGAs don't understand that the entire world hates their fucking guts. I don't want to hear the anthem these days & i live here.
wrestlingmikecheck.bsky.social
Crown Jewel event held at RAC Arena in Perth, Australia, the local crowd reportedly booed during the national anthem. The unplanned reaction added tension to the atmosphere before the show began

#CrownJewel #WWE #NationalAnthem #Perth #WrestlingNews
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
maybeacrook.bsky.social
If you call Puddles "the duck" I have to assume you are a herb
maybeacrook.bsky.social
The KitchenAid one isn't super great, FYI, I would probably avoid it
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70sbachchan.bsky.social
Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.
Mr. Benioff spoke as his annual Dreamforce conference is set to begin Tuesday in downtown San Francisco, bringing 50,000 visitors to the city. He is scheduled to deliver a keynote address about the benefits of "agentic enterprise," a business model in which humans and artificial intelligence bots work together.
Speaking by telephone from his private plane en route to San Francisco, he lamented that he has to pay for nundreds of off-duty law enforcement officers to help patrol the convention area and said that San Francisco needed to "re-fund" the police.
The city never actually "defunded" its police force, and San Francisco's violent crime rates are below those in many other U.S. cities.
But San Francisco has struggled to recruit and keep officers, and it still has problems with lower-level crimes and open-air drug use, especially in neighborhoods like the Tenderloin near City Hall. It has about 1,500 police officers, and Mr. Benioff says it ne → another thousand.
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jeffreykeese.bsky.social
BEAT THE HELL OUTTA FLORIDA 👍🏼

#gigem
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unusualwhales.bsky.social
BREAKING: Look at this.

A new crypto account was opened yesterday morning.

30 minutes BEFORE Trump's announcement of 100% tariffs on China, it added a huge multi-million dollar levered Bitcoin short position, per YF.

The market dumped.

The trader made +$192 million in two hours.

Unusual.
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maybeacrook.bsky.social
Not sure I can wish you a good morning today tbh
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miketaddow.bsky.social
truly wild that espn deleted several good journos just to turn around pay this sentient meth rock $$ millions
awfulannouncing.bsky.social
It's 6 AM in Eugene, Oregon and Pat McAfee has had his coffee this morning.
maybeacrook.bsky.social
Late to the party but Task has some *intrigue*
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jeffreykeese.bsky.social
Honestly it’s probably DQ because all the urban ones would eff up your drink order and the rural ones would overserve you moonshine.
thegurglingcod.bsky.social
Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?
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kleinman.bsky.social
Hey everyone, just wanted to be sure that you were all following us at @heartlandsignal.bsky.social
heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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dizzyidiot.bsky.social
(To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire)

That didn’t cause autism
We were always stimming
Since the world’s been spinning

That didn’t cause autism
Tylenol is for pain
It’s not why you like trains