MaybeACrook
maybeacrook.bsky.social
MaybeACrook
@maybeacrook.bsky.social
Nerd, both professional and amateur
Blooming Onion Man supporter
I just hope everyone has fun out there
He/Him
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shortly after a cargo plane crashed in Louisville earlier this month, someone called JWoods86 joined wikipedia to upload this very eerie pic of it!
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Red teams good.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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This is the bigger story than the salacious stuff
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Some of yall still stuck on the plum pudding gender model
“Your conception of gender is like the Bohr model atom where genders exist and move between fixed energy level shells, whereas Chris’s conception of gender is like the quantum model atom where genders probabilistically cluster into orbital clouds”
@turn3coco.bsky.social, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The Republicans are standing up to the power of Big Emergency Brake

www.wsj.com/business/aut...
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?

Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!

Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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the man is about to get sicker than any human being has ever sicked before
Brazil's Bolsonaro exhausts appeals, will have to serve 27-year sentence: court
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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In his first 2 years Biden got Congress to pass:

$1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan
$1 trillion infrastructure bill
The Inflation Reduction Act, which included a $370 billion climate initiative
The CHIPS Act
The largest gun control act in 30 years

Voters rewarded him by electing a GOP Congress.
It was a do-nothing president. Biden gave up on the whole slate of reforms that could have built a solid presidency and focused on things that didn't address Americans' problems, didn't improve their lives and were largely things no one wanted and about which no one cared.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted

So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth

The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Definitely LSU that did this and not BK being more of an asshole than usual to avoid those clauses 😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
May I point any and all folks who want this to:

open.spotify.com/episode/0MXS...
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I could do the same, and I know I'd get a decent amount bc I was the only mormon in my small Kentucky high school 😅
Like this skeet if I was one of the first Mormons you ever met/meaningfully interacted with. I suspect we’re going to get at least five likes.
I think you were the second Mormon I met in my life when we first linked up!
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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lol this rocks

taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Well I got to watch someone have a bad day
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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THE TOP WHATEVER FOR WEEK 13 IS UP.

I ranked "fucking up" at number one. Or a bad play by UCLA that evoked memories of fucking up in a past life.

Maybe both, now that I'm thinking about it. channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK THIRTEEN
Hi, this is Spencer, and I’m typing this with thick leather blacksmith’s gloves on so I don’t catch fire.
channel-6.ghost.io
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Drop down filters to determine if Republicans care about you or not
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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they literally hung obama in effigy and stormed the capitol when biden got elected
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM