skim beeble
@turbojunker.bsky.social
apparently it’s illegal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned greek restaurant
it’s fine, he can be at their next round game right
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
it’s fine, he can be at their next round game right
elite scheduling by espn to have the shit game on in the time slot where i want to go eat dinner
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
elite scheduling by espn to have the shit game on in the time slot where i want to go eat dinner
teams with fans doing horns down are 0-2 this weekend. sad
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
teams with fans doing horns down are 0-2 this weekend. sad
miami finally learned what georgia already knew, don’t let carson beck do anything and you’ll score
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
miami finally learned what georgia already knew, don’t let carson beck do anything and you’ll score
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Notre Dame lost to *both* of these teams
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Notre Dame lost to *both* of these teams
surely they’ll prove it to everyone in their bowl game right?
I do not believe in using playoff results to evaluate committee decisions but in this particular case it's because Notre Dame was beating either of these squads by 14-28 points and this was very clear at the time AND they had a comparable resume to Alabama
The insistence that these are two serious teams with serious aspirations irks me. These teams suck! They stink! I don't want to watch this!
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
surely they’ll prove it to everyone in their bowl game right?
i hope every bye team loses again just to make everyone mad
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i hope every bye team loses again just to make everyone mad
what happened
I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
what happened
i knew i was right to hate this fucking idiot
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i knew i was right to hate this fucking idiot
counterpoint: fuck you
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
counterpoint: fuck you
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
i don’t give shit who, just hurry up with it please
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i don’t give shit who, just hurry up with it please
just realized i’m nine months older than philip rivers. fuck y’all for making fun of him
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
just realized i’m nine months older than philip rivers. fuck y’all for making fun of him
is eric rudolph busy?
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
is eric rudolph busy?
me analyzing football
step 5: lose the win
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
me analyzing football
seeing varsity blues in the theater and someone shining a laser pointer at the screen during the whipped cream bikini scene only for another person to shine theirs to make a pair of nipples
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
seeing varsity blues in the theater and someone shining a laser pointer at the screen during the whipped cream bikini scene only for another person to shine theirs to make a pair of nipples
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
take that mf to the vasectomy clinic after his physical
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
take that mf to the vasectomy clinic after his physical
join a conference or piss off. fuck you
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
join a conference or piss off. fuck you
fuck notre dame. they can sit at home and cry on the playoff money from last year that they didn’t have to share
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fuck notre dame. they can sit at home and cry on the playoff money from last year that they didn’t have to share
he’s actually an admiral, show him some respect
I feel like Commander Adama warning people he won't have a network on the Galactica when I tell my family that under no circumstances will I allow a smart device into my house. No internet connected doorbells, washing machines, air fryers, lightbulbs. None. Not during my watch.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
he’s actually an admiral, show him some respect
