Tyler Lolong
tylerlolong.bsky.social
Tyler Lolong
@tylerlolong.bsky.social
Very very gay cartoonist
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well this just feels patronizing
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Gotta love the frontier of advertising, like this Disneyfied mother and daughter who look like they were trapped in a painting by a witch
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jonesing for Kirby Air Riders
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Absolutely howling at this track a dad left his daughter on a random and bizarre mix tape he made for her before he died.

Come for the vocals; stay for the final line 🤣 what a wonderful gift to leave her and what a wholesome reaction!
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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smacking my forehead because it’s so obvious

the reason everyone hates bsky’s vibe is because we’ve all forgotten what it’s like to spend all day on forums where we despise 80% of the people we talk to, but would cut off our own leg and roast it to feed one of the other 20%
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kirby Air Riders is the most video game I have ever played. What kind of game is it, you ask? The answer is yes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Veritas” is the single best intro to Star Trek I can think of. It makes an amazing case for Lower Decks as a show and the franchise as a whole, but also just stands on its own as a funny episode of a cartoon.
i can’t believe people were trying to dissuade me from starting trek with lower decks because i “wouldn’t understand the references” as if it isn’t super accessible on its own with incredible joke density that all land perfectly on the merit of excellent characterization and absurd plot lmfao
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
lol

Telling Christians they’re not allowed to pray somewhere is basically installing a giant “FREE MARTYRDOM” sign. It may as well be a pit with lions in it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you’re weird like me and enjoy grindy gacha nonsense but hate the business model, might I suggest Dandy Dungeon? The Switch version is on sale and is rebalanced to be a regular game that still hits that sweet spot of mobile grind. It’s also VERY silly.
Dandy Dungeon - Legend of Brave Yamada - for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site
Buy Dandy Dungeon - Legend of Brave Yamada - and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.
www.nintendo.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m re-reading the Oz books and their best quality remains the matter-of-fact tone Baum uses to describe his unhinged nightmare world. He’ll discuss a furry, five-eyed, ten-limbed rhinocerous as though it’s a screwdriver he found at the hardware store.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Uh oh, comedy is running out of time to write a second Dick Cheney joke
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The main problem with being a crazy person is that when I try to explain my problem I sound like a crazy person
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What if instead of having billionaires we put up a big leaderboard of who pays the most taxes and once a year we carry the winner around in a parade like Quasimodo
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I love living here.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Not seeing much on my timeline about it anymore, so here's a reminder: payment processors are still trying to censor NSFW content of all kinds, and are in fact getting more aggressive about it; I'm seeing stories of folks losing access every day

Call them & tell them THIS IS BULLSHIT
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I painted ur dog
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why are we getting ads for AI data centers? What on earth is the average human supposed to do with a data center?
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM