Valkyrie Thunderbitch
@valkyrieladyk.bsky.social
Kayla. Trans Woman. She/Her. Butch Lesbian. Autistic. Disabled. White. Poly. Survivor. Feminist. Badass Bitch. Cranky Old Lady. Avatar isn't me.
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/HelpKaylaSurvive
Cashapp/Venmo: ValkyrieLadyK
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/HelpKaylaSurvive
Cashapp/Venmo: ValkyrieLadyK
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I'm struggling to find work due to multiple disabilities including long covid, I'm broke, my fridge is empty, and I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills.
If you feel like making an old trans lesbian's life a little better, my Paypal/cashapp/venmo info is in my bio.
If you feel like making an old trans lesbian's life a little better, my Paypal/cashapp/venmo info is in my bio.
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
So many maskless assholes who got COVID on a plane are going to spread it to half their relatives this week and then go out shopping to infect strangers.
Mask up and protect yourself.
You don't want long COVID.
Mask up and protect yourself.
You don't want long COVID.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So many maskless assholes who got COVID on a plane are going to spread it to half their relatives this week and then go out shopping to infect strangers.
Mask up and protect yourself.
You don't want long COVID.
Mask up and protect yourself.
You don't want long COVID.
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YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! DO YOUR STRETCHES.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! DO YOUR STRETCHES.
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Please help me afford food if you can.
I'm struggling to find work due to multiple disabilities including long covid, I'm broke, my fridge is empty, and I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills.
If you feel like making an old trans lesbian's life a little better, my Paypal/cashapp/venmo info is in my bio.
If you feel like making an old trans lesbian's life a little better, my Paypal/cashapp/venmo info is in my bio.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please help me afford food if you can.
Today I have eaten what may very well be the most disappointing, tasteless bread I've had in my life.
I think someone in the bakery forgot an ingredient or two.
It was so tasteless I was worried I'd gotten COVID again.
I think someone in the bakery forgot an ingredient or two.
It was so tasteless I was worried I'd gotten COVID again.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Today I have eaten what may very well be the most disappointing, tasteless bread I've had in my life.
I think someone in the bakery forgot an ingredient or two.
It was so tasteless I was worried I'd gotten COVID again.
I think someone in the bakery forgot an ingredient or two.
It was so tasteless I was worried I'd gotten COVID again.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
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"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose—especially their lives."
- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose—especially their lives."
- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
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It’s so cute when they write his posts trying to sound like him and you end up with “highly successful Mayor of Tegucigalpa” when if Trump actually posted this he’d call someone Slippy Jim and somehow think this was happening in Asia
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s so cute when they write his posts trying to sound like him and you end up with “highly successful Mayor of Tegucigalpa” when if Trump actually posted this he’d call someone Slippy Jim and somehow think this was happening in Asia
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SCOOP—In August, nearly 200 current/former FEMA staffers published the Katrina Declaration, a whistleblower letter detailing all the dangers posed by current leadership.
All current employees were put on indefinite leave, and now I've learned one has been fired in violation of federal protections:
All current employees were put on indefinite leave, and now I've learned one has been fired in violation of federal protections:
FEMA employee terminated for signing whistleblower letter
It appears to be a major violation of federal whistleblower protections and constitutional rights.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
SCOOP—In August, nearly 200 current/former FEMA staffers published the Katrina Declaration, a whistleblower letter detailing all the dangers posed by current leadership.
All current employees were put on indefinite leave, and now I've learned one has been fired in violation of federal protections:
All current employees were put on indefinite leave, and now I've learned one has been fired in violation of federal protections:
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Mystery why so many kids are struggling with mental health when we're doing the "let it rip" strategy for Covid transmission in schools
#COVID patients have higher rates of #depression, #anxiety, #headache, and #fatigue before diagnosis, study suggests
The association may be explained by shared biological pathways, such as chronic inflammation and neuroinflammation.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/c...
The association may be explained by shared biological pathways, such as chronic inflammation and neuroinflammation.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/c...
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mystery why so many kids are struggling with mental health when we're doing the "let it rip" strategy for Covid transmission in schools
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I’m not sure why we shouldn’t shame women who comfort the worst men in the world. They embolden and enable them. Nuzzi’s writing is awful enough to warrant shame without being a fascist fucker.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m not sure why we shouldn’t shame women who comfort the worst men in the world. They embolden and enable them. Nuzzi’s writing is awful enough to warrant shame without being a fascist fucker.
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Women who fuck fascists should be shamed but Nuzzi is doing a book tour.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Women who fuck fascists should be shamed but Nuzzi is doing a book tour.
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When the NEA asked us to promise not to publish trans, nonbinary, or gender fluid authors, we told them to kick rocks. (Actually, formally, with a unanimous vote by the Board of Directors, we told them to kick rocks.) So the NEA rescinded our funding.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When the NEA asked us to promise not to publish trans, nonbinary, or gender fluid authors, we told them to kick rocks. (Actually, formally, with a unanimous vote by the Board of Directors, we told them to kick rocks.) So the NEA rescinded our funding.
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I both think this is impossible and also think that it is highly probable
According to his wife, Stephen Miller eats only mayonnaise.
I cannot decide if this disgusting fact is the most or least surprising thing I've read this week.
I cannot decide if this disgusting fact is the most or least surprising thing I've read this week.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I both think this is impossible and also think that it is highly probable
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Saying Magneto was right is ableist."
Every day I hear the stupidest shit imaginable.
Every day I hear the stupidest shit imaginable.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Saying Magneto was right is ableist."
Every day I hear the stupidest shit imaginable.
Every day I hear the stupidest shit imaginable.
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The Trump administration has joined the war on HIV/AIDS, on the side of HIV/AIDS.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Trump administration has joined the war on HIV/AIDS, on the side of HIV/AIDS.
Anyone: "situationship"
Me:
Me:
a woman with black hair and bangs is sitting at a table and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with black hair and bangs is sitting at a table and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Anyone: "situationship"
Me:
Me:
Running for office on a platform of mandating that all showers must be large enough to fit at least three adult lesbians and have dual showerheads.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Running for office on a platform of mandating that all showers must be large enough to fit at least three adult lesbians and have dual showerheads.
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I truly need "AI Won't Stand in Authentic Wonder" swag sold in the Vatican gift shop. Also, I will need it on a tote and shirt.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I truly need "AI Won't Stand in Authentic Wonder" swag sold in the Vatican gift shop. Also, I will need it on a tote and shirt.
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Reinstate Goran NOW. Literally the only thing he's ever used his platform for is posting cool art and fundraising for people trying to survive a genocide.
Bluesky suspended Goran Gligovic, the guy that makes nice art. Jesus fucking Christ Bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reinstate Goran NOW. Literally the only thing he's ever used his platform for is posting cool art and fundraising for people trying to survive a genocide.
Why would I donate to a publication that has "liberal" right in the name?
There are many things we need, but more shitty weaksauce centrism is not one of them.
There are many things we need, but more shitty weaksauce centrism is not one of them.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Why would I donate to a publication that has "liberal" right in the name?
There are many things we need, but more shitty weaksauce centrism is not one of them.
There are many things we need, but more shitty weaksauce centrism is not one of them.
Listening to the BLOODSPORT soundtrack so my morning feels more epic.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Listening to the BLOODSPORT soundtrack so my morning feels more epic.