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ValorZard
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Bday: 10/25/2001 I shouldn’t even be here. Socially awkward as fuck! I love fighting games, cartoons and comics! RIP Eggbug
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any aspiring gamedevs who r following me look up state machines and your life will be saved
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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It was a bad joke. But also we are in design sessions. But we don’t have a decision yet. But I like my proposal
Either this is a bad joke orrrrr

Private Accounts Incoming??
{“private”:true} boom. Cracked it.
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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been thinking about this post all fuckin day
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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have a terry
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i knew exactly what you were talking about lol, everyone just calls it green yuri
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
i really do fucking miss cohost a lot
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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man cohost was cool. i wish it wasn't actively harmful to my health but i'm very glad we made it
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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eggbug for scale
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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any time i put something on itch when cohost was up, 90% of the purchases came through cohost. amazing
the people complaining about not getting as many interactions on bluesky as on twitter would have been killed stone dead by moving away from cohost to anywhere else. everyone on that site clicked on and shared everything
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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lol, lmao. Okay I’m going to explain this hack because it’s pretty clever.

Non-technical people should know that this is a fun thing that a user created and there’s nothing wrong with it per se, but it’s not exactly standard
Private Follows for Bluesky:

1. Pin the feed below
2. Subscribe to this account
3. On the the page of accounts you want to follow, open up the "Report account" menu, select "Other", then "Private Follows", and hit "Submit report"
4. Watch their posts from that moment onwards appear on the feed!
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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checking out the crypto gaming magazine’s 2026 “most anticipated” list to see how blockchain gaming has been going
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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I know it’s probably deeply annoying to see Americans go “holy shit, the nakedness of this” after our history of indigenous genocide and global regime change, but what is especially scary about this is that the more recent bullshit alibis at least took some time to drum up and put into place.
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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Anyone Else Here

xkcd.com/3188/
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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sho for the new year
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Okay, might as well get this started.

It's January 1, which means, as I'm sure you all know, that there's a whole new bunch of characters who have entered the public domain. This time around, it's characters created in 1930.

The following is a list of pulp & pulpy characters now in the p.d.

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January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Happy Public Domain Day to Nancy Drew, Golden Bat and The Shadow!
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
New year, new me, MORE STUFF COMING!!! Wish the best 2026 to everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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This Month, Miss Elphelt is the star of the Borch Art Club ⭐️
[if you want her, check the link below ;P]
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I carved some rubber stamps
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM