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Robyn the Velocirobter
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Overeducated and undersmart
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
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I went to check my credit score and I have to say, I am really skeptical that entire union is trans.
B. Dylan Hollis and Liam Layton are collaborating on videos and I wish they would collaborate on a different kind of video
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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journalists really should stop baring their entire asses like this

"I have no idea how this technology actually works but my editor is mostly interested in engagement clicks so we proceeded anyway"
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I...

Shouldn't the bot *stop encouraging self-harm then*?!?

I feel like I am taking crazy pills
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have colleagues that do this - "I'm not saying I believe X, but X may be a reason we don't do Y".

And... it always seems to go in the direction of making someone they don't like look bad
Trump loves a paralipsis.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Anyway, it's kind of insane that Carville's claim to fame was getting a candidate 43% in a presidential election (the lowest winning share of the popular vote since Woodrow Wilson) and we've had to hear from him non-stop for three+ decades.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Consumers should do things for the common good like consume more!!!

Fuck reusing and reducing, BUY MORE!!!!

The owner class don't need to do anything for the common good though. That would involve paying taxes and redistributing wealth and not exploiting the poor and giving up control and
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Unfortunately gay Chicago Bluesky got just minutes without this guy before he made a new account. Keep an eye out, block and report as needed, and don't engage
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Hey everyone, I found out this morning that the guy thats harassed many Chicago folks months ago has been I guess keeping it up. They’ve decided to obsess over me and my loved ones to the point I fear for our safety, so I gotta be off social media. Please report Chiwes.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Looking at the complete list of people running in the Dem primary
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Noah Way is going to be the special guest for a party in Chicago 🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Show me your favorite poem by a #trans poet. #poetry
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm no musical fanatic but I have made MULTIPLE references to musicals at work this week that have gone WHOLLY UNACKNOWLEDGED and I believe I am due restitution
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Illinois Democrats who voted for this, and their primary opponents:

Nikki Budzinski (Dylan Blaha, Emily Lux)

Bill Foster (none, unfortunately)

Brad Schneider (Morgan Coghill)

Eric Sorenson (Montez Soliz, though I hear his petitions are being challenged)
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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What caught my eye in this Newsweek article, is that they quote Dylan Blaha, a progressive candidate looking to unseat Nikki Budzinski (D-Peoria). Good for him.

Also, Raj Krishnamoorthi, running for Democratic Senator, voted for this.

So did Brad Schneider, and Eric Sorenson.
"75 Democrats broke ranks to join Republicans voting for a House resolution, which expressed gratitude for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and other law enforcement officers."

www.newsweek.com/democrats-ic...
June 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
No, no, I think that's enough internet for the day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What the fuck did I just watch
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
All Republicans know is culture war bullshit, be racist, and lie.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There's a Reddit thread effectively ranking the US states and they are bound and determined to defend North Carolina, of all fuckin places, so I decided I'll just name my top five states. In alphabetical order:

California
Hawaii
Illinois
Minnesota
New York
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
1) I would find it amusing and cute
2) nothing in the post indicates the animal is trying to hurt me - just chase me
3) I can rest by just climbing up beyond the reach of its lil baby legs
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All this fuck-ass administration knows is culture warrior bullshit, be racist, and lie
The Department of Transportation launched a new campaign to “restore courtesy and class to air travel” as the number of cases involving disruptive passengers remains higher than 2019. The video mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants. https://wapo.st/4pmeglO
Government wants ‘civility’ back on flights, starting with your clothes
A “civility campaign” video starring Transportation Secretary Sean P. Duffy mentions passenger clothing and thanking flight attendants.
wapo.st
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
HELL YEAH
Very proud of my talented friends
youtu.be/cRaaQ18u7ds?...
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Katya will be on Very Important People
a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window .
Alt: Michael Scott tears up as he smiles
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
An estimated 600,000+ people have died as a result of Trump's budget cuts.
JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Inject this directly into my fucking veins
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM