Keeley 🎃 🍂
@vertedin.de
Staff Engineer @ Slack, Core Maintainer @ Electron 💻 Loves electric bikes, coffee, horror games & planting tomatoes. 🪴
She/They. 🐶 Luna📍Portland
She/They. 🐶 Luna📍Portland
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Oh hell yeah, pie discourse, so we all agree that strawberry rhubarb is the best one, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh hell yeah, pie discourse, so we all agree that strawberry rhubarb is the best one, right?
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I’m just thinking of this because I’m watching football while not paying anybody a penny: Do Americans know that you can (still!) watch HD digital broadcasts of all the major networks over the air, for free, complete with programming guide data, just by hooking up an antenna to your TV?
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m just thinking of this because I’m watching football while not paying anybody a penny: Do Americans know that you can (still!) watch HD digital broadcasts of all the major networks over the air, for free, complete with programming guide data, just by hooking up an antenna to your TV?
Question for the tinkerers out there: is anyone still using 32-bit Linux/armv7l? I know it was big with Raspberry Pis for a while, but I think most new Pis are 64-bit now, curious if there's any use cases I'm missing
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Question for the tinkerers out there: is anyone still using 32-bit Linux/armv7l? I know it was big with Raspberry Pis for a while, but I think most new Pis are 64-bit now, curious if there's any use cases I'm missing
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not the crossover i expected to see on my timeline today
C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
not the crossover i expected to see on my timeline today
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Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce
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The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The government is full of pedophiles and the legacy media is complicit but on the plus side broad adoption of Linux on the desktop might have a fighting chance so today is kind of a wash.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Controversial take: I think Bly Manor is my favorite of all of the Mike Flanagan Netflix horror shows
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Controversial take: I think Bly Manor is my favorite of all of the Mike Flanagan Netflix horror shows
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Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin
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Just discovered kobocha squash as a roasting vegetable and oh my God
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just discovered kobocha squash as a roasting vegetable and oh my God
Happy Halloween! Our neighborhood loves to decorate for the holidays 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Happy Halloween! Our neighborhood loves to decorate for the holidays 🎃
My buddy Trip and I went to Heretic yesterday morning to donate and there were 3 people in front of us in line all there for the same reason, it fucking ruled, happy to see them getting a shout 💖
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My buddy Trip and I went to Heretic yesterday morning to donate and there were 3 people in front of us in line all there for the same reason, it fucking ruled, happy to see them getting a shout 💖
Literally all of my friends' kids call me Auntie Keeley, this is simply not serious
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Literally all of my friends' kids call me Auntie Keeley, this is simply not serious
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That organ player is gonna fucking die
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
That organ player is gonna fucking die
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
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This is my local food share, in my neighborhood, they're really awesome and feed so many people. If you have a few extra dollars or food/pet food, check in with your local food banks, demand is high right now!
Empty shelves don’t lie. Demand at the St Johns Food Share is up 40% from last year, and SNAP delays mean more families are going hungry. Thanks to Lisa Balick &
@koin6.bsky.social for sharing our story. Every donation matters more than ever! 🛒💙 #Portland www.koin.com/news/oregon/...
@koin6.bsky.social for sharing our story. Every donation matters more than ever! 🛒💙 #Portland www.koin.com/news/oregon/...
www.koin.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is my local food share, in my neighborhood, they're really awesome and feed so many people. If you have a few extra dollars or food/pet food, check in with your local food banks, demand is high right now!
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JavaScript top-level await is no longer considered 'baseline' due to a pretty big Safari bug caniuse.com/mdn-javascri...
The module graph fails in cases where two modules import a third at the same time. Demo: random-stuff.jakearchibald.com/bug-repros/t...
It's best to avoid the feature for now 😔
The module graph fails in cases where two modules import a third at the same time. Demo: random-stuff.jakearchibald.com/bug-repros/t...
It's best to avoid the feature for now 😔
JavaScript operator: await: Use at module top level | Can I use... Support tables for HTML5, CSS3, etc
caniuse.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
JavaScript top-level await is no longer considered 'baseline' due to a pretty big Safari bug caniuse.com/mdn-javascri...
The module graph fails in cases where two modules import a third at the same time. Demo: random-stuff.jakearchibald.com/bug-repros/t...
It's best to avoid the feature for now 😔
The module graph fails in cases where two modules import a third at the same time. Demo: random-stuff.jakearchibald.com/bug-repros/t...
It's best to avoid the feature for now 😔
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⚡️🔥 My talk from @jsconf.bsky.social last week is up! Watch me explain how we made Slack and are making @notion.com fast! 🔥⚡️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-O...
Several Components Are Rendering: Client Performance at Scale - Jenna Zeigen, Notion
YouTube video by OpenJS Foundation
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
⚡️🔥 My talk from @jsconf.bsky.social last week is up! Watch me explain how we made Slack and are making @notion.com fast! 🔥⚡️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-O...
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Hold on, lemme check my IG DMs, LinkedIn mail, gmail, multiple discord servers, Discourse, slack workspaces, WhatsApp, Messenger, iMessage, Germ, Session, Matrix, signal, IRC, GitHub issues and PRs, Clickup, and bsky DMs and get back to you
October 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hold on, lemme check my IG DMs, LinkedIn mail, gmail, multiple discord servers, Discourse, slack workspaces, WhatsApp, Messenger, iMessage, Germ, Session, Matrix, signal, IRC, GitHub issues and PRs, Clickup, and bsky DMs and get back to you
Crowd for Portland’s No Kings is enormous, already spilling up into NE
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Crowd for Portland’s No Kings is enormous, already spilling up into NE