Valensa
@vforvalensa.bsky.social
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hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
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hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
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Everyone on TikTok is posting about how the super bowl got them pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everyone on TikTok is posting about how the super bowl got them pregnant
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If I were a pro baseball player I would troll the super bowl by knocking baseballs into the stadium constantly. And all my pro baseball player friends would do it too. Long have we let the sports grow indolent, each decadent in their own arena. The strength for the future is found in competition
February 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If I were a pro baseball player I would troll the super bowl by knocking baseballs into the stadium constantly. And all my pro baseball player friends would do it too. Long have we let the sports grow indolent, each decadent in their own arena. The strength for the future is found in competition
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Also if want to actually me play the game and not just reference minesweeper gameplay in the abstract, we've got a video of this episode.
Schlockmasters Presents: The Thing of the Year Awards; Daily Driver Game Award
YouTube video by Schlock Masters
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February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Also if want to actually me play the game and not just reference minesweeper gameplay in the abstract, we've got a video of this episode.
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hey new Schlockmasters out! While we're getting back into the swing of things we'e going to be doing something I'm calling the Thing of The Year Awards, which is gonna be a series of short episodes where we talk about some stuff from the previous year we find especially worth celebrating
Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters Presents: Thing of the Year Awards; Daily Driver Game Award
Before Schlockmasters returns to regularly scheduled programing following our end of year break we are going to be doing a short series of mini episodes where the cast of Schlockmasters discuss the th...
schlockmasters.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
hey new Schlockmasters out! While we're getting back into the swing of things we'e going to be doing something I'm calling the Thing of The Year Awards, which is gonna be a series of short episodes where we talk about some stuff from the previous year we find especially worth celebrating
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Protomous
An action game where you play as a computer virus
( Link below )
#gamedev #pixelart #indiedev #indiegame
An action game where you play as a computer virus
( Link below )
#gamedev #pixelart #indiedev #indiegame
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Protomous
An action game where you play as a computer virus
( Link below )
#gamedev #pixelart #indiedev #indiegame
An action game where you play as a computer virus
( Link below )
#gamedev #pixelart #indiedev #indiegame
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Super Sentai has now ended its 50 year run
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Sentai has now ended its 50 year run
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Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
New video! Anbernic has released a new controller with some pretty standard PC-friendly features, and a heart rate monitor for some reason. youtu.be/mYmLE8lJ8AU
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
my library card has lead me places i wouldnt even go with a gun
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
my library card has lead me places i wouldnt even go with a gun
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it is vital to develop a framework for human experience that isn't just "the things i and the people around me consume represent a universal marker of quality and identity" else you absolutely will become one of the boomers who talk about how important Ghostbusters is
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
it is vital to develop a framework for human experience that isn't just "the things i and the people around me consume represent a universal marker of quality and identity" else you absolutely will become one of the boomers who talk about how important Ghostbusters is
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This Chikorita here.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 AM
This Chikorita here.
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It's always time for Kyoko and Maison Ikkoku.
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It's always time for Kyoko and Maison Ikkoku.
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Submit films to The King of Iron Movie Tournament here!
King of Iron Movie Tournament Entry Form
Submit Your Favorite Strange And Powerful Film For Us To Pit And Judge Against Each Other In A Head To Head Tournament Bracket In Order To Find The Strongest Movie Under Heaven
docs.google.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Submit films to The King of Iron Movie Tournament here!
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Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread
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It's awesome that Scatman John's breakout hit was a song with a basic heartwarming message about how he became a scatman by turning his stutter into an advantage, and then immediately after that he made a song about The Concept Of Utopia
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It's awesome that Scatman John's breakout hit was a song with a basic heartwarming message about how he became a scatman by turning his stutter into an advantage, and then immediately after that he made a song about The Concept Of Utopia
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I think if you're serious about covering indie games or comics or cinema you have a moral, professional, and aesthetic duty to cover porn as part of your beat
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
September 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I think if you're serious about covering indie games or comics or cinema you have a moral, professional, and aesthetic duty to cover porn as part of your beat
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
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To celebrate Anodyne's 13th birthday I thought it'd be fun to go down memory lane of showing what selling games was like in early 2013, before the Age of Steam.
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
To celebrate Anodyne's 13th birthday I thought it'd be fun to go down memory lane of showing what selling games was like in early 2013, before the Age of Steam.
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
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Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
Everytime i buy an asian pears i think about how much they mog european pear varietals. Like best case scenario when eating european pear is me not thinking too much about how id rather be eating an apple but asian pears are in the top 15 fruits of all time easy
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Everytime i buy an asian pears i think about how much they mog european pear varietals. Like best case scenario when eating european pear is me not thinking too much about how id rather be eating an apple but asian pears are in the top 15 fruits of all time easy
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this goes so fuckin hard
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
this goes so fuckin hard
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
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free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.
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Taiwanese puppetry is really a unique artform. This game is based on the famous Pili series which has like, over 1000 eps? these puppets have high articulation and the original voices were done by like 2 people. Oh also, this is the same company that does production for Thunderbolt Fantasy.
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Taiwanese puppetry is really a unique artform. This game is based on the famous Pili series which has like, over 1000 eps? these puppets have high articulation and the original voices were done by like 2 people. Oh also, this is the same company that does production for Thunderbolt Fantasy.