Valensa
@vforvalensa.bsky.social
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hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
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Submit films to The King of Iron Movie Tournament here!
King of Iron Movie Tournament Entry Form
Submit Your Favorite Strange And Powerful Film For Us To Pit And Judge Against Each Other In A Head To Head Tournament Bracket In Order To Find The Strongest Movie Under Heaven
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February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Submit films to The King of Iron Movie Tournament here!
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Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Welcome to The King of Iron Movie Tournament!! A bracket based tournament where we at Schlockmasters will take YOUR favorite weird films, watch, and grade them until we can find the single most powerful movie. Submit films by replying to this post or through the form in the thread
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It's awesome that Scatman John's breakout hit was a song with a basic heartwarming message about how he became a scatman by turning his stutter into an advantage, and then immediately after that he made a song about The Concept Of Utopia
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It's awesome that Scatman John's breakout hit was a song with a basic heartwarming message about how he became a scatman by turning his stutter into an advantage, and then immediately after that he made a song about The Concept Of Utopia
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I think if you're serious about covering indie games or comics or cinema you have a moral, professional, and aesthetic duty to cover porn as part of your beat
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
September 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I think if you're serious about covering indie games or comics or cinema you have a moral, professional, and aesthetic duty to cover porn as part of your beat
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
if you're not talking about indie porn you're not talking about indie.
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To celebrate Anodyne's 13th birthday I thought it'd be fun to go down memory lane of showing what selling games was like in early 2013, before the Age of Steam.
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
To celebrate Anodyne's 13th birthday I thought it'd be fun to go down memory lane of showing what selling games was like in early 2013, before the Age of Steam.
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
Desura, Fastspring, Humble Widgets, IndieDB, BMTMicro... Info in alt texts!
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Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
Everytime i buy an asian pears i think about how much they mog european pear varietals. Like best case scenario when eating european pear is me not thinking too much about how id rather be eating an apple but asian pears are in the top 15 fruits of all time easy
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Everytime i buy an asian pears i think about how much they mog european pear varietals. Like best case scenario when eating european pear is me not thinking too much about how id rather be eating an apple but asian pears are in the top 15 fruits of all time easy
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this goes so fuckin hard
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
this goes so fuckin hard
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“
Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
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free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.
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Taiwanese puppetry is really a unique artform. This game is based on the famous Pili series which has like, over 1000 eps? these puppets have high articulation and the original voices were done by like 2 people. Oh also, this is the same company that does production for Thunderbolt Fantasy.
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Taiwanese puppetry is really a unique artform. This game is based on the famous Pili series which has like, over 1000 eps? these puppets have high articulation and the original voices were done by like 2 people. Oh also, this is the same company that does production for Thunderbolt Fantasy.
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Lmao, GG Puyo Puyo is included in Kiwami 3… so I figure ‘oh they’ll use Mean Bean Machine over here’, but NOPE, APPARENTLY PUZLOW KIDS LIVES AGAIN
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Lmao, GG Puyo Puyo is included in Kiwami 3… so I figure ‘oh they’ll use Mean Bean Machine over here’, but NOPE, APPARENTLY PUZLOW KIDS LIVES AGAIN
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anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
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Just found out that the compilation replaces this letter with a scene and absolutely no. This letter is so much better.
He is a CHAR!
I really don't like his attitude of escaping reality!
He is a CHAR!
I really don't like his attitude of escaping reality!
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Just found out that the compilation replaces this letter with a scene and absolutely no. This letter is so much better.
He is a CHAR!
I really don't like his attitude of escaping reality!
He is a CHAR!
I really don't like his attitude of escaping reality!
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I hope one day we get a Chotiner interview where the subject fires their publicist in the middle of it
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I hope one day we get a Chotiner interview where the subject fires their publicist in the middle of it
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For anyone that wanra to give it a watch with English subs: archive.org/details/the-...
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
For anyone that wanra to give it a watch with English subs: archive.org/details/the-...
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don't underestimate my boy pooh
February 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
don't underestimate my boy pooh
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More Sunday Backdrop classics - rusty rewilded gunpla. Using the Skies Book and the Deserts and Warmer Climes Book.
#jhbackdrops #gunpla
#jhbackdrops #gunpla
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
More Sunday Backdrop classics - rusty rewilded gunpla. Using the Skies Book and the Deserts and Warmer Climes Book.
#jhbackdrops #gunpla
#jhbackdrops #gunpla
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How come nobody talks about how the gay for pay hockey show is directed/written by one of the letterkenny guys. That's way more compelling than anything else I've heard about it
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
How come nobody talks about how the gay for pay hockey show is directed/written by one of the letterkenny guys. That's way more compelling than anything else I've heard about it
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If I entered the Holy Grail War I would simply win fairly by following the rules and guidelines.
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
If I entered the Holy Grail War I would simply win fairly by following the rules and guidelines.
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Hullo! I've now subtitled a new 80s Chinese historical film.
In Pursuit of Revenge (险恶江湖逍遥剑), an underrated wuxia film from 1989, forgotten by today but a big hit during it's release in the Mainland, featuring sword choreography by the great, actual real life sword-master Yu Chenghui!
(LINK BELOW)
In Pursuit of Revenge (险恶江湖逍遥剑), an underrated wuxia film from 1989, forgotten by today but a big hit during it's release in the Mainland, featuring sword choreography by the great, actual real life sword-master Yu Chenghui!
(LINK BELOW)
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Hullo! I've now subtitled a new 80s Chinese historical film.
In Pursuit of Revenge (险恶江湖逍遥剑), an underrated wuxia film from 1989, forgotten by today but a big hit during it's release in the Mainland, featuring sword choreography by the great, actual real life sword-master Yu Chenghui!
(LINK BELOW)
In Pursuit of Revenge (险恶江湖逍遥剑), an underrated wuxia film from 1989, forgotten by today but a big hit during it's release in the Mainland, featuring sword choreography by the great, actual real life sword-master Yu Chenghui!
(LINK BELOW)
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when i was young i was convinced keroppi tasted like lime and you know what i still am
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
when i was young i was convinced keroppi tasted like lime and you know what i still am