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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 21h

robb akey hasn't changed much i see lmao

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 21h

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 1d

god why does he insist on repeatedly punching himself in the dick. and over what! ugh.

kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 1d

begging folks at the fred meyer to stop queuing to have their receipts checked as they exit. just because someone else fell for kroger's security theater doesn't mean you do! this is not a costco YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THAT.

kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 1d

the smacking sounds my terrible little dog makes when eating a pear, and the way his eyes bug out as the pear approaches

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 4d

the pure chaotic energy of the 5 could power this city for weeks.

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 4d

this happened to me once in front of my favorite coffee shop on the way to work, in front of a bunch of tweens waiting for the school
bus, and embarrassed me so fully that i went to a different coffee shop for like a month afterward.

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

but to start: Burnt Offerings, Oddity, Session 9, Noroi: The Curse.

kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

omg this is the sort of question that has the potential to make me black out because i have so MANY recommendations

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

i would assume she's using multiple layers not just to keep the dollys in but to provide a lot of the lift and shape as well. it's remarkably sturdy.

(also her classic plunge dress almost certainly has something like wire boning sewn into the neckline seam to keep its shape)

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

lfg vandals

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 8d

HAHAHA WE MADE IT AS A FIELD GOAL DISTRACTION

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

part of why TNG was so appealing to me growing up is because it felt like a continuation of what i had learned about communication and understanding others from mr. rodgers and sesame street as a young child. literally the *pilot episode* is about that!

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

how am i just now realizing fred is one pink dye job away from a killer NummyMuffinCooColButter halloween costume

a white pekingese dog sacked out comfortably on a bed. he was genetically engineered to be the cutest pet ever

a screenshot of episode 605 of MST3K, "colossus and the headhunters". on the satellite of love, mike nelson is seen snuggling with a small fluffy pink animal named NummyMuffinCooColButter, is genetically-engineered animal created to be the cutest pet ever. his inventor intended to unleash its cuteness upon humanity in an attempt to rule the world.

bots crow t. robot and tom servo look on skeptically, unimpressed by NummyMuffin's cuteness.

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

everyone wants an andorian, but no one wants the giant gooey tadpole lady from the faculty 😔

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

i have no desire to lead a life in which i have to put in a giant, complicated outfit just to go to work, and if i put it on just a little wrong, i could die.

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

i can't remember the last time any depiction of living in space seemed particularly appealing tbh

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

gotta say, sam neil's brief time aboard event horizon did him no favors either!

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

we went to a showing of event horizon (1997) this week and when "2015 - first humans colonize the moon" chyron popped up the entire theater let out a nice hearty chuckle

all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 8d

no one in our lifetime is going to live in space. in all likelihood no one will ever live sustainably in space

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 8d

my favorite time of year, though putting my makeup on in low light every morning can have varying results

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Sometimes They Come Mac @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 9d

Cackling at @mikeflanaganfilm.com trying to remain composed as Garth Marenghi describes the plot to his script for Bitchfinder General 🤣

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 9d

man, i liked all of ti west's previous stuff so much, too. yuck.

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 9d

i do this intentionally so i can appreciate him more when he comes back instead of being annoyed i don't have the whole bed to myself anymore lol

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 9d

this is also a recurring, wistful conversation in @mattoak.bsky.social and my household

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 11d

i lost it right around the roasTBeef hat

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 11d

i love spending $350 at fred's vet to get test results that are like "blood tests indicate he is free from tick-borne illnesses"

oh fr? this dog? the dog who has his own velveteen ottoman and a bow tie collection? who we carry around in a special dog backpack?

a white pekingese dog with a rainbow tail seated on a green velvet ottoman. he has short hair and is wearing a red bow tie. per his veterinarian, he is free from tick-borne illnesses

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kendra @violetkendra.bsky.social · 11d

i know i never shut up about this but man i love a well-lit horror movie. event horizon manages to maintain it's terrifying atmosphere while still letting you actually see the action; what a concept!

also the soundtrack fucking slaps

mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 12d

Tonight's movie: Event Horizon

Have you seen this movie? It's insane. And scary. And probably better on big screen. It's from the 90s ask your parents.

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