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The thing before me defied description: it looked exactly like a cat with a snake stuck on it
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
The thing before me defied description: it looked exactly like a cat with a snake stuck on it
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two single patty burgers is better than one double patty burger, a burger isn't just the meat it is the balance between the meat, the vegetables, the cheese, the condiments, and the bread, when you double the meat you are disrupting that balance
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
two single patty burgers is better than one double patty burger, a burger isn't just the meat it is the balance between the meat, the vegetables, the cheese, the condiments, and the bread, when you double the meat you are disrupting that balance
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What if you didn’t have to look it up
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
What if you didn’t have to look it up
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pkd is is the only good author in history bc his life arc went from writing books about how women with bpd arent people and that's why it's wrong to beat them to writing books about how women with bpd are actually the only real people and that's why everyone else is satanic agent that you cant trust
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM
pkd is is the only good author in history bc his life arc went from writing books about how women with bpd arent people and that's why it's wrong to beat them to writing books about how women with bpd are actually the only real people and that's why everyone else is satanic agent that you cant trust
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sure sure you can have hegemony by trade, ideology and cultural influence, but does that make your dick hard?
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
sure sure you can have hegemony by trade, ideology and cultural influence, but does that make your dick hard?
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Virgin 2026 F250 lifted so high that you can't even see attractive women vs the chad 1991 Honda Acty with a bed so low that the ladies can just step right in.
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Virgin 2026 F250 lifted so high that you can't even see attractive women vs the chad 1991 Honda Acty with a bed so low that the ladies can just step right in.
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You couldn't make Black Lagoon today, it has an entire arc where a Black man and a Chinese-American woman slaughter a boat of neo-nazis
March 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You couldn't make Black Lagoon today, it has an entire arc where a Black man and a Chinese-American woman slaughter a boat of neo-nazis
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"No more blood for oil. No War on Venezuela"
Posters spotted in Houston, Texas
Posters spotted in Houston, Texas
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 AM
"No more blood for oil. No War on Venezuela"
Posters spotted in Houston, Texas
Posters spotted in Houston, Texas
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The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
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to the weirdoes trying to define “No True New Yorker”, we got this big monument to transplants, you might have heard of it. It’s big and green and in the harbor. Go there and stare at it for a bit.
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
to the weirdoes trying to define “No True New Yorker”, we got this big monument to transplants, you might have heard of it. It’s big and green and in the harbor. Go there and stare at it for a bit.
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I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed
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A shithoused Ryan Seacrest in the Times Square Olive Garden: folks, no matter how you spin it, sure feels like we live in a fake country. Just racism and hamburger. You are not here, and you are not family. Throw it to a commercial for a drug you can’t pronounce or afford
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A shithoused Ryan Seacrest in the Times Square Olive Garden: folks, no matter how you spin it, sure feels like we live in a fake country. Just racism and hamburger. You are not here, and you are not family. Throw it to a commercial for a drug you can’t pronounce or afford
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
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I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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puppygirl on christmas: oh my god babe you bought me a shock collar.... hhhnn.... waow....
gf: wait uh. i didn't get you that? what the fuck
chaser santa:
gf: wait uh. i didn't get you that? what the fuck
chaser santa:
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
puppygirl on christmas: oh my god babe you bought me a shock collar.... hhhnn.... waow....
gf: wait uh. i didn't get you that? what the fuck
chaser santa:
gf: wait uh. i didn't get you that? what the fuck
chaser santa:
Having to take a dump the same time as your wife is this grossly cute little moment about the synchronicity of two souls in orbit around one another or something until you realize they got up first so you're stuck with the hall toilet that doesn't have the bidet.
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Having to take a dump the same time as your wife is this grossly cute little moment about the synchronicity of two souls in orbit around one another or something until you realize they got up first so you're stuck with the hall toilet that doesn't have the bidet.
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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[girl who’s had a lot of lesbian shit happen to her recently] i need lesbian shit to happen to me or i’ll die
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
[girl who’s had a lot of lesbian shit happen to her recently] i need lesbian shit to happen to me or i’ll die