Mike Guberski
weaselboy5000.bsky.social
Mike Guberski
@weaselboy5000.bsky.social
Bees bees bees bees BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES
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One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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there a trillion magazines now called like ThoughtThink. Unsaid. CensoredMedia. The Believer. CrossingLines. The New Principles Of Thought Project. and every single one has written the same article a million times over that is just "i had to take a diversity training at work and it was annoying"
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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is this good
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Fuck YouTube. I would rather my videos stay removed than edit them to cut out the word gambling. For years, my work was about how loot boxes were gambling, and I used the word because companies didn’t want the word used.

I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.

Fuck. YouTube.
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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are they, you know,
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Go to Court for Red Kids
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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YouTube restricted an old video about loot boxes being restricted by gambling laws under the “sale of regulated goods policy.”

Yes YouTube, my vids famously “depict or promote” gambling. Those years of anti-loot box videos were secretly pro-loot box the entire time, you ridiculous dumbfuck site 😂.
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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30 to 40 mandarin oranges: an easy weekend dinner. I will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 mandarin oranges.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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⭐️Nintendo Animated commercials⭐️
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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railroad worms on a date
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Throwback to when I was having fun with the fully functional church organ in HROT
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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FBI Leader Crumbles During Basic Questions About Threat of “Antifa”

Well, this sure sounds like a confession that antifa’s designation as a domestic terror group was based on nothing.

newrepublic.com/post/204308/...
FBI Leader Crumbles During Basic Questions About Threat of “Antifa”
Well, this sure sounds like a confession that antifa’s designation as a domestic terror group was based on nothing.
newrepublic.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Don’t worry about it if you make a mistake when playing live music. Just stop, apologize to the audience in a sincere way, and start the show again from the beginning.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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This is really good work.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Had a conversation the other night that made me realize just how important this goofball is to me being here with all of you on Magic: The Gathering Online (not that one).

The Ass That Launched A Thousand Shitposts
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Happy day to all! One of my favorite visitors, the Pine Marten! I love their high energy level. They have a high metabolic rate, and semi- retractable claws. They are excellent swimmers, and are able to rotate their ankles 180 degrees!
Hello Pine Marten!🌲
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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We should keep "Humans dying due to State based actions" to games of Magic: The Gathering amiright gamers??
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM