Wes Flinn (but turkey)
@wesflinn.bsky.social
Composer. Music theorist. Lowbrassman. Director of the School of Music at Louisiana Tech. In an alternate universe, the second-most popular optometrist in Bedford, Indiana. Son of Pinhook, citizen of the world. Views my own.
Dad likes to make sure the boys stay hydrated.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dad likes to make sure the boys stay hydrated.
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Oh, it's on.
Heeeere’s Drummy—and the First Fallen: Bill S.!
My calendar, Gmail mailbox, texts, TV, radio, news, and all media in existence tell me it’s Black Friday. Something about a sale or two going on. But that’s not important right now. Wha…
littledrummerboychallenge.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh, it's on.
Glad he’s still around at nearly 91.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Glad he’s still around at nearly 91.
When I was in college in Appalachia 35 years ago - and I also grew up next to it and lived similarly for another 12 years beyond that - the attitude was “I hope my kids don’t have to mine.” Most with that attitude left. Now it’s “if everyone else isn’t as miserable as me I will storm the Capitol.”
unironically i think he wants to impose the conditions of his childhood onto the entire country
JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When I was in college in Appalachia 35 years ago - and I also grew up next to it and lived similarly for another 12 years beyond that - the attitude was “I hope my kids don’t have to mine.” Most with that attitude left. Now it’s “if everyone else isn’t as miserable as me I will storm the Capitol.”
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
He’s just upset because his daughter is dating a gelatinous cube.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
He’s just upset because his daughter is dating a gelatinous cube.
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WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
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Endowing a faculty position runs about $2–3 million, in case you were wondering
LSU confirms Kelly was fired 'without cause' and is owed his full $54 million buyout
Former LSU coach Brian Kelly has received a letter from LSU confirming that he was fired without cause and is owed his full $54 million buyout.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Endowing a faculty position runs about $2–3 million, in case you were wondering
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Epistemological collapse has *always* been the goal
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Epistemological collapse has *always* been the goal
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Plate check from earlier today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Plate check from earlier today.
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Five concerts:
I’ll limit to popular music for right now
Tower of Power (3x)
Prince (2x)
Janet Jackson (2x)
Nine Inch Nails (2x)
Donny and Marie
Which of these is not like the other…
I’ll limit to popular music for right now
Tower of Power (3x)
Prince (2x)
Janet Jackson (2x)
Nine Inch Nails (2x)
Donny and Marie
Which of these is not like the other…
Five concerts I’ve been to:
- DMB at the Gorge
- Kendrick
- Green Day
- Wayne Shorter
- The Smothers Brothers
- DMB at the Gorge
- Kendrick
- Green Day
- Wayne Shorter
- The Smothers Brothers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Phish
Metallica
Elliott Smith
Ween
Dave Matthews Band
Phish
Metallica
Elliott Smith
Ween
Dave Matthews Band
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Five concerts:
I’ll limit to popular music for right now
Tower of Power (3x)
Prince (2x)
Janet Jackson (2x)
Nine Inch Nails (2x)
Donny and Marie
Which of these is not like the other…
I’ll limit to popular music for right now
Tower of Power (3x)
Prince (2x)
Janet Jackson (2x)
Nine Inch Nails (2x)
Donny and Marie
Which of these is not like the other…
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Moo goo goo goo.
You're all piling on the love for the WKRP turkey drop, but don't sleep on that Newhart episode, where he spends Thanksgiving without Emily and gets shitfaced with Howard and Jerry and Eliot Carlin
"Emily, don't open the dishwasher" :D
"Emily, don't open the dishwasher" :D
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Moo goo goo goo.
As God is my witness…
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
As God is my witness…
May your turkey be moist and your pants stretchy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
May your turkey be moist and your pants stretchy.
This guy is an idiot. You gotta soak the cardboard in lighter fluid first. Everyone knows that.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This guy is an idiot. You gotta soak the cardboard in lighter fluid first. Everyone knows that.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Oh heck yes. America and the world would be a substantially smarter place had Guiteau not taken down Garfield.
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on Netflix's presidential miniseries.
Watch 'Death By Lightning' this Thanksgiving or go to hell
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on Netflix's presidential miniseries.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh heck yes. America and the world would be a substantially smarter place had Guiteau not taken down Garfield.
$54 million would allow me to build the finest college music building in five states and still have enough left over for scholarships.
No. It's donors. It's still obscene but it's not state money. What it does do, though, is reflect a higher ed environment in which university admins will ask donors for $54 million to pay off a coach but they'll never ask those same donors to fund the English or history or sociology departments
Are the people of Louisiana - one of the poorest and worst performing states in the nation on every metric - going to be paying him $54 million?
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
$54 million would allow me to build the finest college music building in five states and still have enough left over for scholarships.
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen